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Purplelizard2006	Mon Mar 9, 2009 10:44 pm Post #8061
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	////and They spam on......
	I'm the biker babe!


Gummy	Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:28 pm Post #8062
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	I think that I'm spammed out.



AWOLangel	Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:29 pm Post #8063
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	more movie cliches; Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people always have them detonate after at least an hour, giving the hero ample time to defuse it.



AWOLangel	Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:30 pm Post #8064
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays. Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people are always thoughtful enough to include a visible display (usually LED) of how much time remains before the bomb detonates, giving the hero accurate feedback on exactly how much time remains.



AWOLangel	Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:30 pm Post #8065
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	When you cut the wire to the detonator, the timer will stop. You will not be able to do this, however, until only one second remains.



AWOLangel	Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:31 pm Post #8066
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	All wires have different colors, so the hero can easily differentiate them when he has to cut the right one.



AWOLangel	Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:31 pm Post #8067
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Bombs detonated with microwave ovens always explode 2 seconds after the timer reaches 00:00 and the microwave oven beeps (ex. "Under Siege").



AWOLangel	Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:31 pm Post #8068
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Explosions always happen in slow motion. When an explosion occurs, make certain you are running away from the point of detonation so the blast can send you flying, in slow motion, toward the camera.



AWOLangel	Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:32 pm Post #8069
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	A building that in real life would require several dozen carefully placed explosive charges for demolition, can in a movie be destroyed by a single bomb in a car trunk (see "Lethal Weapon III"). This bomb will cause no damage to any other building on the block



Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:47 am Post #8070
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	<img src='http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best Images/Funny/doggyFAIL1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:48 am Post #8071
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:54 am Post #8072
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:54 am Post #8073
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:55 am Post #8074
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Purplelizard2006	Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:01 am Post #8075
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	at all of the "fail" posts.
	I'm the biker babe!


Sara_Paris	Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:08 am Post #8076
That's Mrs Tom Paris to you Posts: 5,537 Group: VOY 5000 post angel Member #1,867 Joined: January 31, 2008	Jadzia20 Mar 13 2009, 06:48 AM It actually took be a few seconds to see why that failed.
	Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations ***Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!*** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick


Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:16 am Post #8077
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Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:16 am Post #8078
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Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:16 am Post #8079
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Jadzia20	Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:17 am Post #8080
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