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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:13 pm Post #8021 |
 
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Encino Man Is Her Porn 20-something girl to another: I love hairy West Coast men. If they look like they haven't showered or shaved in a good week, send 'em my way. Calgary Alberta Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:13 pm Post #8022 |
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Do You Mean "Stuff" or Actual Shit? Single 30-something woman to friend, as random guy rides by on bike: I would so ride off with him and do anything he wants...unless he's totally into dungeons and shit. Sacramento, California Overheard by: Steve |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:14 pm Post #8023 |
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I'm Like Four Different MTV Specials in One! (two hipsters stare quizzically at short Chinese-American male) Chinese-American male: No, what's confusing is I'm becoming Mormon and having a sex change. UC Berkeley Berkeley, California |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:14 pm Post #8024 |
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Tonight on E!: Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop, the Ugly Truth Chick on cell: Let us shower together, damned sheep! Vallejo Street San Francisco, California Overheard by: McNasty |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:15 pm Post #8025 |
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I Thought You Were Going to Say "Public Healthcare" Seven-year-old girl: Daddy, do you know what stinks ? Dad: No, what? Seven-year-old girl: Dog farts. Dad: Let's not talk about that here. TJ Maxx Ann Arbor, Michigan Overheard by: A.Taylor |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:15 pm Post #8026 |
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And the FCC Can't Stop Me! Earnest college girl: I'm gonna be naked--with a lot of clothes on. Williamsburg, Virginia Overheard by: I don't think that word means what you think it means |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:16 pm Post #8027 |
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And Together, Our Geekiness Is Unstoppable 20-something girl: If anyone ever punches me, all of the turtles in western Pennsylvania will get together, form a giant stack, and bite that person. 20-something guy: Wow. Like Voltron? 20-something girl: Why did I marry you? 20-something guy: Because I say things like that. 20-something girl (sighing): Yeah, you're right. Walnut St Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:16 pm Post #8028 |
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Ooh, and a Round Of STD Tests! Girl #1: Hey. Girl #2: Hey, what's wrong? Girl #1: I f*cked someone. Girl #2: I f*cked someone too. Let's get a coffee. Bookstore Melbourne Australia Overheard by: Jaclyn |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:17 pm Post #8029 |
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So I Quit My Job on Capitol Hill 20-something girl to friend: Then one day I look around and think: "where did all these penises come from?" Lee's Diner Cambridge, Massachusetts Overheard by: BoboB |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:18 pm Post #8030 |
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Or the Pope's Been Using That "Sugar N' Spice" Bodywash Again Tour guide: Now go up the stairs and take a left at the top. (pause) Wait, do I smell cookies? I smell cookies! Vatican Museum Vatican City Overheard by: Face |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:19 pm Post #8031 |
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If You'd Like Further Proof Of Age, I'll Give You a Rant About the Price Of Orange Juice Guy about to buy beer: ID? ID? I'm 56-motherf*cking-years-old! I don't need no ID! (reaches into cart and pulls out items) Here's my damn ID! I'm buying hemorrhoid cream and Fixodent! Winn Dixie Hammond, Louisiana Overheard by: betsy |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:19 pm Post #8032 |
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Sculpted to Look Like a Hamburger Vegetarian, pointing to pink thing on her plate: What animal is that? Waitress: That's a pear. Mt. Vernon, New York Overheard by: Deek |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:20 pm Post #8033 |
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I Happen to Have an Eyedropper and PH Strip in My Pocket Tipsy girl to friend on phone: Who are you talking to? Friend, suspiciously: No one! Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your drinking? Friend: No! Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your vagina? Friend: No! Tipsy girl: Good, cause I don't know how I would do that. Drunken guy from end of the bar: I can do it! Bar Los Angeles, California Overheard by: three_eyed_fish |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:23 pm Post #8034 |
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now for overheardinnewyork.com Field Trip? Student #1: I ate a whole bag of Kit Kats last night. Student #2: I wonder how that bathroom smells. --11th Grade English Classroom, Bushwick, Brooklyn Overheard by: The Teacher |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:24 pm Post #8035 |
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Field Trip? Student #1: I ate a whole bag of Kit Kats last night. Student #2: I wonder how that bathroom smells. --11th Grade English Classroom, Bushwick, Brooklyn Overheard by: The Teacher |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:25 pm Post #8036 |
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But I'm Totally Out Of Pore-Minimizer Kid, running up to friend: I'm in so much shit! Friend: Why? Is Johnny going to punch you in the balls again? Kid: No. --NYU |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:26 pm Post #8037 |
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The Rest Was History for Kim Kardashian and Ray-J Black guy, yelling out of his car at cute girl crossing the street: Hey! You look like yo' white boyfriend call you fat, but mama, that alllllll good! Cute girl: I have never felt so offended and so complimented at once. (deadpan) This must be love. --Grand Army Plaza Overheard by: aenigma |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:26 pm Post #8038 |
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Maybe We Should Start Branding Our Conquests? Dude #1: You're so slutty! Dude #2: We're both so slutty... Dude #1: Heh, I know...if these balls could talk... Dude #2: It's gotten to the point where, if I'm about to do it with a guy, I drop your name, just to be sure. --55th & 9th |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:28 pm Post #8039 |
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I Gave Him My Best Parker Posey Lip Curl and Left the Train Snooty alternative chick: So, for some reason I always get these creepy guys talking to me on the train. This one guy on the ride over here looked over at my iPod and I was listening to The Fall, right? And he's like, 'That's an interesting song. It's like punk, right?' And so then he pulls out his iPod and starts trying to impress me with his shitty music list. Alternative guy: What was on it? Snooty alternative chick: Blink 182 and Good Charlotte and stuff... And it's like, 'Um, you're a guy on the N train who started talking to me, you're not gonna get in my pants... And you're especially not gonna get in my pants if you don't know who The Fall are! That's totally a prerequisite.' --Kim's Video, St. Mark's Pl |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Mar 9, 2009 2:28 pm Post #8040 |
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Flyer guy: Hey, wanna see a comedy show? (two snotty girls ignore him) Hey, you like to laugh? Snotty girls: No! Flyer guy: Ah, you're miserable. Heading back to Staten Island? --Times Square |
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