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AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:46 pm Post #7981
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Aliens usually speak english and have same colloquialisms. planet.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:47 pm Post #7982
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	All members of alien species wear the same outfits, including clothing, hairstyles, and jewelery. This makes them readily identifiable. Aliens who do not dress like aliens are hiding something.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:47 pm Post #7983
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	This may, in fact, be a consequence of the fact that aliens all have single, monolithic cultures: one language, one religion, one outfit, per planet.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:48 pm Post #7984
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	A mile-wide asteroid can mostly burn up in the atmosphere, causing it to do only a relatively small amount of damage (bursting a dam) when it strikes.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:49 pm Post #7985
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	A river from a burst dam can exactly keep pace with a pickup truck for several minutes. It will then obligingly pause as the pickup truck turns around and goes in another direction.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:49 pm Post #7986
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	When a raging river washes over a pickup truck on a bridge, the bridge won't be damaged, the truck won't be swept off the bridge, and people in the open back of the truck won't be swept away.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:49 pm Post #7987
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	A four-mile-wide nickel asteroid (which would mass about a trillion tons) can be destroyed -- literally destroyed, so that nothing remains -- by three airplane-mounted lasers.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:51 pm Post #7988
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Every time some guy walks into a bar, usually the hero, he gets into a fight. Usually right under a BUDWEISER sign (see "product placement"). Likelihood of fight increases if country music is playing in the background.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:52 pm Post #7989
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Movie heroes in a bar will either order strong alcoholic drinks and swallow them down like iced tea or will ask for milk. The latter will always provoke sarcastic remarks and a fight will ensue.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:52 pm Post #7990
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	When men drink whiskey, it is always in a shot glass, and they always drink it in one gulp. If they are wimps, they will gasp for air, then have a coughing fit. If they are macho, they will wince briefly, flashing clenched teeth.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:52 pm Post #7991
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	A cup of black coffee/splash of cold water in face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober in a split second (see several thousand westerns, and "Peter's Friends.")



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:21 pm Post #7992
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Whenever someone looks through the binoculars, you see two joined circles instead of one.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:22 pm Post #7993
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Glasses never collect moisture when you come in from the cold outside.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:22 pm Post #7994
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Computer geeks and "intelligent" persons use them, action heros never have glasses.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:23 pm Post #7995
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	A villain will always commit murder right in front of the window when someone with binoculars is watching.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:28 pm Post #7996
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	People are often exact duplicates of remote ancestors, or of their parent at the same age.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:28 pm Post #7997
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	One of a pair of identical twins is born evil.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:38 pm Post #7998
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Radiation causes mutation not to your future children, but to you, there and then. Mutation is never immediately fatal, but first either makes you into a formless blob, or a functional creature with animal-like features.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:39 pm Post #7999
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Interbreeding is genetically possible with any person or creature from anywhere in the universe.



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:39 pm Post #8000
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Newborn babies can babble, crawl, and hold their heads steady.



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