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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:43 pm Post #7961 |
 
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Knitted Her Own Wings Female flight attendant on cell: She was the ugliest woman I had ever seen in my life! But I swear she was my guardian angel. (sighs) Seatac airport Seattle, Washington |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:44 pm Post #7962 |
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.Which Was Letter "C" on the Multiple-Choice Exam Professor, talking about Shakespeare's Twelfth Night: Well, Sebastian and Antonio have a pretty interesting relationship. It's kind of like, uh, what's the word...a bromance! It's kind of like a bromance. Michigan State University |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:34 pm Post #7963 |
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movie cliches If a flying vehicle runs out of fuel and crashes, it still explodes as if the tank were full |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:35 pm Post #7964 |
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In some WWII movies, a fighter aircraft will be seen strafing a beach flying at over 300 mph. But when the bullets hit the beach, they are spaced so closely together that is looks more like a buried string of firecrackers expoding. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:35 pm Post #7965 |
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Characters who survive a plane crash onto a desert island can go for weeks without bathing, get dragged through mud pits, battle with local wildlife and still come out with their hair and clothing looking professionally styled. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:36 pm Post #7966 |
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Whenever there is an aerial dogfight, the hero will always perform a maneuver causing two bad guys to crash their planes into each other. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:36 pm Post #7967 |
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During turbulence the Cabin Lights always seem to filcker |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:36 pm Post #7968 |
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An internal flight is always a Boeing 747 |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:36 pm Post #7969 |
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When a plane is low on fuel, the hero usually taps the gas guage as if that will help. Example....Top Gun, Tom Cruise tapping the gas guage of a 60 millon dollar F-14 Tomcat like it is a '74 Dodge Dart. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:37 pm Post #7970 |
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In any movie that spends a considerable amount of time on an airplane, the pilot always gets killed. This means that someone with little flying experience has to land the plane. Although luckily enough, this person will just happen to have been taking flying lessons, although landing has always been toughest for him/her. (Worst example of this was Executive Decision.) |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:39 pm Post #7971 |
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Whenever someone enters a bar, and the bartender asks what'll you have?, the person replies a beer--not a specific brand, just a beer....and the bartender goes and gets it. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:40 pm Post #7972 |
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Be it teen flick or teenaged victim horror movie, When there is the inevitable big party at the Jocks house, half the school turn up as they've heard they got a KEG!! That one keg must be like a tardis, becuase it lasts all night and gets everyone totally drunk. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:40 pm Post #7973 |
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Only men are alcoholics. Any hopeless alcoholic can quit drinking when faced with an important challenge. The instant the alcoholic stops drinking, all his faculties return and he faces no annoying withdrawals. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:40 pm Post #7974 |
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When a drink is thrown in one's face, it doesn't burn the eyes regardless of how high the alcohol content |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:41 pm Post #7975 |
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In the eight years that I have been a bartender, I have never seen anyone drink a shot by jerking back their head as if they were taking aspirin. That urks me when I see it in a movie. Also the fact that nobody ever makes a grimacing face when drinking the harshest of liqour...especially the women. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:41 pm Post #7976 |
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Bars in movies don't need to make money. Anytime you see a scene in a bar, the bar nowhere near as busy as it needs to be in order to stay in business. The bartender always has time for long conversations with the patrons, to wash glasses, or to flip bottles in the air just for fun. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:42 pm Post #7977 |
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If a bizzare or unusual incident occurs in public, s/he will look at the bottle s/he is holding and then toss it away with a general air of enough is enough. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:43 pm Post #7978 |
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Coffee will sober you up from a complete stupor in a matter of minutes. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:43 pm Post #7979 |
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everyone always has a fully-stocked bar in their house/apartment. we're talking professional quality, everything from chivas regal to grenadine. how often do you see this in reality? |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 7:46 pm Post #7980 |
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If there is more than one or two of an alien race, they are always roughly the same size as humans. |
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