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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:35 pm Post #7941 |
 
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Most Kids Learn About Socks from Their Peers Girl #1: I like socks Girl #2: Oh! Me too! Girl #1: Yeah. Sigh--they're like bags for your feet. Girl #2: Yeah, bags...warm bags. Calgary Canadia Overheard by: bitingontinfoil |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:35 pm Post #7942 |
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And I Still Haven't Called Myself Girl #1: Does transvestism work both ways? Girl #2: It should. I've dressed up as a man before and I looked damn hot. My tits are small enough you can't even tell! University of New Orleans, Louisiana Overheard by: Nac |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:36 pm Post #7943 |
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He Had to Lay Off Most Of His Elves Little boy in coffee shop: Mom, I want it, I want it, I want it! Mom: Shhh, Joshua! Santa Claus is watching! Little boy: Mom! Santa Claus is not watching! Ann Arbor, Michigan |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:36 pm Post #7944 |
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Woman on cell: Okay, I might be about to lose you because I'm in an elevator. (pause) I'm in an elevator--how could I be driving? City College San Francisco, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:36 pm Post #7945 |
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That's What My Shrink Said! Girl: I feel like, you know, I'm, like, going out with a different guy almost every single night. You know? Guy: Well, I think that's because you're a whore. University of Pennsylvania Overheard by: oh well, okay |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:37 pm Post #7946 |
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One More Lifetime Movie Marathon Should Do It, Though Dining hall boy #1: I haven't gotten my period yet. Dining hall boy #2: Me neither! University at Buffalo Buffalo, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:37 pm Post #7947 |
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Hip daughter: Mom, is that the same guy? Hip mom: No. Hip daughter: Then why do they sound the exact same? Hip mom: Because they're Jewish. Hip daughter: Really? Hip mom: No. Hip daughter (laughing): Oh my god! Mom! That's... Hip mom: Don't quote me on Facebook. Lincoln, Nebraska Overheard by: robert taylor |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:37 pm Post #7948 |
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We Offer the Full Spectrum Of Coffeeness, Sir Barista at coffee shop: Can I help you, sir? 50-something man: Ah, yes. Do you have, ah, something like coffee? Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com Overheard by: the man with the mohawk |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:38 pm Post #7949 |
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But Here's a Coupon for a Complimentary Cavity Search Irate mother: No, you don't understand. I need to board that plane now! Stewardess at gate: Ma'm, you cannot board now. There is no airplane at the end of the jetway. Look--no plane out there. Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com Overheard by: delayed flights always make me irrational too |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:38 pm Post #7950 |
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Meet New Hampshire's Ski Mom Of the Year Mother to crying toddler: Shut your mouth and go ski somewhere! Bear Peak, New Hampshire Overheard by: Leigh |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:39 pm Post #7951 |
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The Video That Should Be Shown in Driver Training Friend #1, driving: Yeah, she'll be okay with it, she'll just be like...oh, motherf*cker, I'll stab you in the face!! Friend #2: What? Friend #1: She'll be okay with it, though, she'll just be like...pedidle! Friend #2: (silence) Friend #1: What?! Did you see that car? She'll be okay with it, she'll just be like, oh...okay. Bentleyville, Pennsylvania Overheard by: concerned friend |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:39 pm Post #7952 |
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Or the Other Couple Professor: So my kid walked in on us last night... Student in class: Well, you gave them the talk, why not say you were wrestling or something? Professor: Well, I have no way to explain the handcuffs. Penn State Altoona, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:40 pm Post #7953 |
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Blonde: Did you sleep with him? Brunette: (nods) Blonde: What!? But you're my virgin friend! Brunette: I can pretend... Toronto Ontario Canadia Overheard by: The Shrew |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:40 pm Post #7954 |
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Ride My Big Thunder Mountain, If You Catch My Drift Drunk girl to hot guy in "if you lick them they will come": Nice shirt! Hot guy, turning around: How about you "come" with me tonight, baby? Downtown Orlando, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:41 pm Post #7955 |
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No One Would Know! Teenage girl to friends: They don't let the kids wear makeup at my sister's school! What if you're emo and you can't wear makeup? Then what? National Ballet Toronto, Ontario Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:41 pm Post #7956 |
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Meet the Last Old-School Guy in San Francisco Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married. Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it. SFSU San Francisco, California Overheard by: Veruca Salt |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:42 pm Post #7957 |
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But I'm Reasonably Sure That's Where Your Dad Is from Girl: Whoa...There's a band called "Asia"? Mom, is this what I was named after? Mother: No, honey. Branson, Missouri |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:42 pm Post #7958 |
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Oops, Sorry About Your Hair. Cute girl #1: Hey, I want you to meet one of my best guy friends. Cute girl #2 to male friend: Hey, nice to meet ya. Male friend holding lighter, totally ignoring others: I can make fire! (shouting) I'm a goddamn wizard! Johnson City, Tennessee Overheard by: kiwi |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:42 pm Post #7959 |
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On the Plus Side, Now I Get to Take Part in This Cool Study in Tuskegee Frat guy #1: Dude, what is wrong with you tonight? You were all fidgety in there! Frat guy #2: Yeah... You remember that blonde chick? She gave me syphilis, man. It's itchy as f*ck! Arizona State University Overheard by: Just pretend like you didn't hear that... |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:43 pm Post #7960 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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See? I knew that you could do it. 
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