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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:26 pm Post #7921 |
 
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Nine Months-- Why? Teen girl #1: Oh! Did I tell you my sister finally had her baby? Teen girl #2: How long have you had a sister? Louisville, Kentucky Overheard by: Tracy |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:26 pm Post #7922 |
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Like All Strippers Teen #1: And we can decorate it! Teen #2: With glitter and sparkles? Teen #1: Gawd, you are like a deprived five-year-old. Fullerton, California Overheard by: Does glitter make you younger? |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:27 pm Post #7923 |
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Girl #1, with condom on hand: I don't know why men bitch about wearing these. Girl #2: They say they don't feel "natural." Girl #1: Well, neither do my glasses, but I wear them 'cause I need to see. Mount Holyoke College South Hadley, Massachusetts |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:27 pm Post #7924 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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You're getting there!!!! |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:27 pm Post #7925 |
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Maybe If You Were Close to Being a Rich Man Hipster kid #1: Kelsey, have you ever seen Fiddler on the Roof? Hipster kid #2: No. I'm not a fan of Tennessee Williams. Hipster kid #3: Um, I think you're thinking of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Hipster kid #2: Yeah, whatever. I was close. Missouri Botanical Gardens St. Louis, Missouri Overheard by: tennessee williams' groupie |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:28 pm Post #7926 |
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Until He Discovered Super Princess Peach Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: I call Princess Peach! Amused female employee #1: Be gayer, dude. Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: That was it. I don't think I can get any gayer. Amused female employee #2: Yeah, he just plateaued. Ottawa Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:28 pm Post #7927 |
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Exactly What Jesus Said in the New Testament Director's Cut Girl praying at roadside cemetery to boys whistling and yelling out of car window: For f*cks sake! I'm trying to f*cking pray here you motherf*ckers!" (returns to praying). Sandgate Cemetery Newcastle Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:29 pm Post #7928 |
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Repent and Be Born Again Of Pepsi and the Spirit Mom to cashier: And we'll have a water. Little girl: But I want Pepsi! Mom: We're getting water Pepsi! Little girl: Yaaaaay! Mom, winking at amused cashier: When you have kids of your own, water Pepsi is the greatest invention ever. Medford, Oregon |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:29 pm Post #7929 |
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No Australian Is One Of Those Maths teacher: Girls, what you need to do is try and think like a mathematician. Student: Why, miss? We're not mathematicians. Maths teacher: Yes, you are. Whenever you do maths, you're a mathematician. Student: What about when we're in English class? Does that make us engleticians? Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:29 pm Post #7930 |
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Dad Won't Let Me Girl #1: Oh, hey! I'm wearing a purple bra today! Girl #2: Why is that a surprise? Don't you dress yourself? Fitting Rooms Morwell Shopping Centre Australia Overheard by: Ann |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:30 pm Post #7931 |
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I Think I Read That in the Bible Teacher: You can use stethoscopes to listen to water in trees. You should listen to thin trees and trees with less bark. Student: Should it be hardwood or softwood? Teacher: Softwood. You can't beat softwood. Classroom Alexandria, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:30 pm Post #7932 |
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So Sad That It Has to Come Back Down Drunk girl, pointing to apartment across the street: Look! The elevator goes up and down! It's so cool! Sober girl: Yeah...they tend to do that. Drunk girl: Shut up! (pause) But this one lights up! Oh, look! There it goes again! London Ontario Canadia Overheard by: The D.D. for the night |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:31 pm Post #7933 |
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This Is the Happiest Day Of My Life Emo kid carrying a toaster with two slices of bread: Everyone's looking at our toaster. Glenfield Mall Auckland New Zealand Overheard by: Kelly |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:31 pm Post #7934 |
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Huh? Can't Talk. Masturbating Professor, on last day of sex addiction class: I'm putting a website on the board for anyone who's interested in more information on how to become a certified sex addict. (entire class cheers) Professor: I meant "sex addiction therapist." Student to another: He just spent a whole semester telling us that sex addiction isn't fun. Clearly we didn't catch on. Chestnut Hill College Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:31 pm Post #7935 |
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Random hobo: Curse your pagan gods. Portland, Oregon |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:32 pm Post #7936 |
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Teenage girl #1: Oh god, I want to f*ck him so badly. Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, you whore! You don't f*ck him! You make sweet, sweet love to him. Summit, New Jersey |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:32 pm Post #7937 |
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Cop (in creole): Move along. Hobo: You don't know me! Port Louis Mauritius Overheard by: Kallay |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:33 pm Post #7938 |
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Preteen girl #1: Boobies are just fat. Preteen girl #2: No, they aren't. They are a special kind of fat: boobie fat. Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:34 pm Post #7939 |
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Guy: Dude, he gets so much pussy and he doesn't even want it. Skytrain Vancouver Canadia Overheard by: Arthur |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 5:34 pm Post #7940 |
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Might Have to Move to Seattle Girl, shading eyes from sun: I did not consent to this brightness. San Francisco, California |
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