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Um, Remember When You Tried That in the Pew at Your Uncle's Funeral?

Guy on cell : Yeah, dude, I got her tickets to the Met! $15 seats, so we're way up there, but we're on the aisle too, so we won't get interfered with while we're going at it. (a few minutes later) So the loss of my virginity is imminent.

Jersey City Light Rail
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You Say That About Everything.

Girl: Biology is so interesting! I mean, like, the Golgi apparatus. It reminds me of sex toys!

IUPUI Campus
Indianapolis, Indiana
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At Least Now You Know Enough to Keep the Jewelry

Teenage girl to friends: So at first I just really liked him but now I think I love him!
Bored friend: Here comes the breakup.

Toronto
Canadia

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So Don't Forget to Bring Your Bongs to the Final Exam

Professor: You can't look at a record and hear the music...unless you're really baked.

Decatur, Illinois
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I Don't Judge-- As Long As She Tips

Waiter: Table for three?
Middle aged woman: No, four. I know we look like three but...
Waiter: No, I get it. Imaginary friend.

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..And Light Green.

Dad: There are some things you can't discuss with girls. Like I would never tell your mom about the really weird-colored shit I had last night.
Preteen son: What color was it?
Dad: See, that's not the kind of question a girl would ask.

Northgate Mall
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I Have It on My Resume, Under "Hobbies"

Woman: I orgasmed here once.
Friend, cheerfully: Oh, I've done that several times!

James Brown Arena
Augusta, Georgia

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And Maybe Some Of Those Flying Pigs We've Been Hearing So Much About

American tourist to friends: I hope this park has shade and air conditioning.

Barcelona
Spain

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