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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:54 pm Post #7861 |
 
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Ever Eaten in Our Cafeteria? Teacher to student: See, why can't you be more of a brown noser, like him? (points at another student) Student: Because I don't like the taste of ass? (class groans) Teacher: Don't knock it till you try it. San Diego, California |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:54 pm Post #7862 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:55 pm Post #7863 |
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None Of Which Are All That Hard Student: Have you ever heard of the penis game? Female professor: Which one? I've played many penis games. Greek Myth Class Illinois Wesleyan University Overheard by: problem |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:55 pm Post #7864 |
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Just a Little Tip from Me to You Customer to cashier: A lot of people say the witching hour is midnight, but it's actually 3 am. I know this because I worship Satan. Supermarket Columbia, Missouri Overheard by: RW |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:55 pm Post #7865 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:55 pm Post #7866 |
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Economics Really Is a Dismal Science Professor just before class starts: There's no sporting events this weekend, right? We need something to bet on. (pause) I've got it! How about the hurricane? CSU Classroom Fort Collins, Colorado |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:55 pm Post #7867 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:56 pm Post #7868 |
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That's How Christianity Works College student: I may not know what I'm doing, but I know what I'm not doing. Decatur, Illinois |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:56 pm Post #7869 |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:56 pm Post #7870 |
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And Christianity Is the S&M Religion Guy #1: Dude, like my whole body hurts. Guy #2: Well, I told you not to hang out with those girls. Guy #1: Yeah, but I haven't dated a religion major in a long time. Harvard University Cambridge, Massachusetts Overheard by: dave |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:56 pm Post #7871 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:56 pm Post #7872 |
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For Just $29.99, Plus Tax Chick: I had a friend who thought she was really depressed for years, but it turned out it was just a yeast infection in all of her organs. This could be you. Woods Hole, Massachusetts Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:57 pm Post #7873 |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:57 pm Post #7874 |
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Clinging to the Side Of the Bus With Magnets Was Pretty Clever, Though Teen girl: My other friend is, like, sooo dumb, I'm so glad she isn't dead! 66 Bus Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: kerminator |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:57 pm Post #7875 |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:57 pm Post #7876 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:57 pm Post #7877 |
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You're an Ass Whore? 20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now. 20-something girl #2: How? 20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous. 20-something girl #2: Oh my god! Sushi Bar Tempe, Arizona |
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:57 pm Post #7878 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:57 pm Post #7879 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:58 pm Post #7880 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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