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They're Right Next the Megavitamins, Which Also Don't Work

Guy: I'm not going to stop and ask someone, "excuse me, where are your ray guns?"

CVS
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Nobody Can Afford to Retire Anymore

13-year-old boy to parents: Shit, this place smells like old people and debauchery.
Mom: Now let's not judge the whores, Tommy.

Sahara Casino
Las Vegas, Nevada

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Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Girl, looking perplexed at computer screen: Change...gender...?

Phonetics Lab, UC Berkeley
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Let This Be a Lesson to You: Don't Do Lesson Plans High

Professor: I didn't have a picture of a termite so I just put a dragon.

Jacksonville, Florida
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It Has the Jonas Brothers' Faces on It

Little boy: Look! An end-of-the world watch!

Smith's Marketplace
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As It Says My Big Book Of Things Only Men Are Fired for Saying

Professor to girl walking into class with a large box: Wow, you have such a big package! (entire class starts laughing) I am so getting fired today.

Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts

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I'm a Man Of Higher Education and Lower Taste

Film studies professor, after screening Eadweard Muybridge, in which animals and naked humans walk together: So what did you all think?
Student #1: I liked the tiger!
Student #2: I thought the way the elephant was filmed was fantastic.
Film studies professor: Yeah...I just like all the naked ladies.

Concordia University
Montreal
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Ever Wake Up in Mid-Sentence, With No Idea What You're Talking About?

Male student: Sorry to use an STD metaphor again, but I think the bee pubic hair represented herpes.

Whittier College
Whittier, California

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