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wissaboo	Sun Mar 8, 2009 8:38 am Post #7721
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	Jadzia20 Mar 8 2009, 03:11 AM



Jadzia20	Sun Mar 8, 2009 11:33 am Post #7722
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	DRUNK SPAM!



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:21 pm Post #7723
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	more from overheardinnewyork.com What Happens When You Give Your Kid a Book About the Digestive System Mom, handing toddler a treat: Now what do you say? Son: Poopy! --1 Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:22 pm Post #7724
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Get That Triumph-of-the-Human-Spirit Taste Out Of My Mouth 20-something guy: I saw Wall-E this weekend. (pause) Then I saw Wanted to balance it out. --Deutsche Bank Elevator Overheard by: Katerina S,



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:23 pm Post #7725
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Anyone Else Wish He'd Just Smoke the Crack Already? Baseball fan #1: Oh, I'm going to get laid tonight. Baseball fan #2: Are you going to call Alice? Baseball fan #1: Oh no, you don't understand my life, man! I've got this girl who just sits on a milk crate and sucks my c*ck! Baseball fan #2: Dude! Baseball fan #2: Where does she do this? On a crate? What? Baseball fan #1: You don't understand my life, man! She just does it wherever! I'm literally ready to smoke crack at any minute! Baseball fan #2: Man, we don't want to know. Baseball fan #1: I'm ready to smoke crack at any minute! You just can't control these things. --Yankee Stadium Overheard by: simon



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:24 pm Post #7726
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:24 pm Post #7727
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl #1: Do you walk on that side or this side? Girl #2: Ewwww! I never walk on that side. That side is whack and for ugly people. Girl #1, laughing: Yeah. I live on that side. --1 Bus



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:24 pm Post #7728
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:24 pm Post #7729
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:24 pm Post #7730
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Letterman: "Hey, I'm Having a Better Season Than You." David Letterman recruiter: Late show with David Letterman! Free tickets to David Letterman! New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain: Letterman sucks! --Time Square



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:25 pm Post #7731
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:25 pm Post #7732
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Once, in the Hot Tub at the Playboy Mansion Girl #1: So I guess oily skin isn't a bad thing. Girl #2: What? Girl #1: It makes you look young. Girl #2: Why? Girl #1: Have you ever seen a 75-year-old with a shiny face?? --M16 Bus



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:25 pm Post #7733
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:26 pm Post #7734
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:26 pm Post #7735
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Why It's Important Not to Teach Kids to Read Little black girl staring at poster: What's "sy-nics"? Old white guy: That's "cynics". It means people who question everything. Little black girl: Oh. (to her friend) You're a cynic! Little black boy: Hey! I am not a cynic! Mom! She called me a cynic! --V Train



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:26 pm Post #7736
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:26 pm Post #7737
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:27 pm Post #7738
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:27 pm Post #7739
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:27 pm Post #7740
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	now from overheardatthebeach As Depicted in Debbie Does Dorsal-Fins Drunk guy to girl: Hey, heeeeey. Sometimes I think about dolphins. Girl (annoyed): Okay... Drunk guy: Yes! See, they have sex for pleasure, like humans. (girl giggles and walks away with friends) --Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia



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