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AWOLangel	Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:32 pm Post #7681
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	As I Explained in My Last Biology Paper Asian guy coming from gym: I swear, you're like anorexic. Skinny girl coming from gym: Oh my god, I would much rather be bulimic than anorexic, you get to eat so much! --Washington Mews, NYU



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:32 pm Post #7682
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Well It Does Make My Mom Go Apeshit Student: Are all furry animals primates? Anthropology teacher: Is your dog a primate? Student: No. Anthropology teacher: Is a rat a primate? Student: No. Anthropology teacher: Is the stuff that gets stuck in your drain a primate? --Brooklyn Tech Overheard by: Julie



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:33 pm Post #7683
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Says She Remembers the Guy's Name This Time, Though Girl just off the phone: Sorry, I was just talking to Amy. Guy: I kinda figured that when I heard you say "plan B." --93rd & Broadway Overheard by: Plan A



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:34 pm Post #7684
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Same Way That Circuit City Is a City Ghetto cashier #1: Jersey...is that a city or a state? Ghetto cashier #2 (after thinking for a while): A city. Ghetto cashier #1: Okay, right, like Jersey City. That's what I thought. --Duane Reade



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:34 pm Post #7685
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Upper East Side queer teen: Oh my gosh, you have such a cool accent! Where are you from? Like England or something? Black girl: Brooklyn. --Central Park Overheard by: TM



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:35 pm Post #7686
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	How to Explain "Trashy" to Non-Native Speakers Lady gentrifier: Like Joey Buttafuoco? Guy gentrifier: Yes, like Joey Buttafuoco. --Prospect Heights, Brooklyn Overheard by: Jordamn!



AWOLangel	Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:35 pm Post #7687
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Rally girl protesting NYU fees: We're taking back NYU for ourselves! Random man: Yeah! Rally girl: We shouldn't have to pay more than we already do! Random man: No way, you should have to! Rally girl: We don't owe them anything! Random man: That's why I don't pay taxes! Girl: Yeah! (pause) What? Random man: I have to go. --W 4th & University



Jadzia20	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:00 am Post #7688
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Jadzia20	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:01 am Post #7689
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Jadzia20	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:03 am Post #7695
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Jadzia20	Sun Mar 8, 2009 4:07 am Post #7699
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