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| Jadzia20 | Wed Mar 4, 2009 8:29 am Post #7661 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Wed Mar 4, 2009 8:30 am Post #7662 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Wed Mar 4, 2009 8:30 am Post #7663 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Wed Mar 4, 2009 8:31 am Post #7664 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Wed Mar 4, 2009 8:32 am Post #7665 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Purplelizard2006 | Wed Mar 4, 2009 9:20 am Post #7666 |
It's Christmas!
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 at all of Jadzia's posts, so darn hilarious!
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:18 pm Post #7667 |
 
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except some are no longer there 
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:20 pm Post #7668 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com Guy #1: It was like a faucet! It just kept running! Guy #2: I really don't want to hear about this... --Grand Central |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:20 pm Post #7669 |
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Watch Your Mouth-- This Isn't the G Train. Teen girl #1: We have to get in line over here... Teen girl #2: You can just shut up and lick me! --Bowery Ballroom Overheard by: Rhiannon |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:21 pm Post #7670 |
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Miss Piggy: Don't Make Moi Come Over There Production assistant: Excuse me sir, no flash photography please. For the safety of our actors. Bystander: Actors? They're Muppets! --Muppets Movie Set, Park Slope |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:21 pm Post #7671 |
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The Principal Gives You Crabs. Middle school geography teacher: What do we rely on the ocean for? Student, excitedly waving hand in the air: Crabs! The ocean gives me crabs! Teacher, choking back a laugh: Maybe you should just say the ocean gives you fish... --Flushing, Queens Overheard by: I've never gotten crabs from an ocean |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:21 pm Post #7672 |
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Hobo to teenage girls filling up water balloons in water fountain: You're having a water balloon fight? Teenage girl: Yeah. We have to be careful, though, they might attack us from behind. Hobo: That's what Michael Jackson does. (walks away, leaves teenage girls in bewilderment) --Central Park Overheard by: Emma |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:22 pm Post #7673 |
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Drunk hobo to punk chick: Hey, where you goin sexy? Punk chick: F*ck off. Drunk hobo: I'm gonna f*ckin marry you, you just watch, I'm gonna f*ckin marry you! --St Mark's & 2nd Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:23 pm Post #7674 |
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So You Slept with One and Never Called the Others Back Hipster #1: I mean, if I were an @sshole, I just would have slept with all three of them. Hipster #2: Yeah, but you're not. You're a nice guy. --Bedford Ave & Grand Overheard by: yeah, the nicest. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:27 pm Post #7675 |
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In the Way That England and Ireland Are Pretty Much Alike Woman: Well, technically I live in New Jersey. British guy: Is that like in New York? Woman: Pretty much, yeah. --L Train |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:27 pm Post #7676 |
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Proprietor: I heard you had a fall. Octogenarian: Oh, yes. I had a fall. They even took me to the hospital for six hours. They tested me for everything except syphilis. Proprietor: That's what they're supposed to test you for first. Octogenarian: I wish I had syphilis. At least then I'd be having some fun. --73rd & Columbus Ave Overheard by: G |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:29 pm Post #7677 |
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Loud girl #1: Why isn't James coming out tonight? Loud girl #2: He wants to save some money for a new couch. Loud girl #1: A couch? What kind of lame excuse is that? Loud girl #2: He wants a new couch. Loud girl #1: What happened to his old couch? Wait... Nevermind, I don't even want to know. --A Train Overheard by: K-T |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:30 pm Post #7678 |
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Doctor: You know, people pay more for a Starbucks coffee than they do to visit me for a copay. That's what important in this world. Colleague: Maybe you should put an espresso machine in your office. --Starbucks, 96th St & Madison Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:30 pm Post #7679 |
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20-something hipster guy to friend: Dude, did you see Gossip Girl last night? Friend: (stares) 20-something hipster guy, indignantly: Shut up! If you started watching it, you wouldn't be able to stop, either! --168 St Subway Station Overheard by: Kat |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Mar 7, 2009 2:31 pm Post #7680 |
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Even If I Have to Die to Prove It! Angry hipster girl, crossing intersection diagonally: F*ck them! I have the f*cking right of way! Hipster boyfriend: No, you don't! You just walked through the middle of an intersection! Angry hipster girl: I don't f*cking care, I still have the f*cking right of way! --Park Slope Overheard by: Phillip |
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