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magentastorm	Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:28 pm Post #7521
Randomer than you since 1992 Posts: 5,089 Group: Ships 5000 Post Member #3,684 Joined: July 28, 2008	Cameron: I took an oath to do no harm! House: Well, it's not like they make you sign it or anything.



magentastorm	Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:31 pm Post #7522
Randomer than you since 1992 Posts: 5,089 Group: Ships 5000 Post Member #3,684 Joined: July 28, 2008	House: (After Cameron resigns) I should have kept Cameron. She knew where to find the sugar"



magentastorm	Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:33 pm Post #7523
Randomer than you since 1992 Posts: 5,089 Group: Ships 5000 Post Member #3,684 Joined: July 28, 2008	House: (To Wilson) Cameron feels guilty about being born beautiful, so she over compensates by being nice to ugly people. That explains why she gets along so well with you."



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:40 pm Post #7524
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Gummy Feb 24 2009, 05:56 PM Somebody's worried that I might be gaining on them in Post Count. who me? :angel2:
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:51 pm Post #7525
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	quotes from the blues brothers [Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood with her stick] Elwood: Ow, you fat penguin!



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:52 pm Post #7526
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Mrs. Murphy: Help you two? Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am? Mrs. Murphy: Yeah. Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please. Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey? Elwood: No ma'am, dry. Jake: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am? Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state. Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke. Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs? Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke. Elwood: And some dry white toast please. Mrs. Murphy: Ya'all want anything to drink with that? Elwood: No ma'am. Jake: A Coke. Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:52 pm Post #7527
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	[Elwood Blues & Jake Blues have a fight over the police car Elwood Blues got after he traded away the original bluesmobile for a microphone] Elwood: You don't like it? Jake: No I don't like it... [Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge] Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup. Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? [a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette] Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.



Gummy	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:53 pm Post #7528
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:54 pm Post #7529
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	{in the motel room Elwood rents] Jake: How often does the train go by? Elwood: So often that you won't even notice it.



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:55 pm Post #7530
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Jake: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] Five grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood. Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money! Jake: Well then... I guess you're really up Shit Creek. [Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language] Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say? Jake: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said: I guess you're really up Shit Creek. [Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again] Elwood: Christ, Jake. Take it easy man. [Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues] Jake: Oh shit! [Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues] Elwood: Jesus Christ! [Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues] Jake: Shit!



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:55 pm Post #7531
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Jake: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again. Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you. Jake: You lied to me. Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.



Gummy	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:55 pm Post #7532
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:56 pm Post #7533
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Murph: Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray. Ray: Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city Chicago. Jake: How much? Ray: 2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:56 pm Post #7534
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Jake: Book us for tomorrow night. Maury Sline: Hold it, hold it. Tomorrow night? What are you talking about? A gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation. Elwood: I know all about that stuff. I have been exploited all my life.



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:57 pm Post #7535
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it.



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:58 pm Post #7536
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Elwood: [Police have surrounded the Blues Brothers concert] ... And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time...



Gummy	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:58 pm Post #7537
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	The studio called. They said that you're quoting their movie without permission. You have the right to remain silent...



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:58 pm Post #7538
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast. Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:01 pm Post #7539
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	SWAT Team Commander: Excuse me! Did you see two guys come through here, black suits, black hats, one carrying a briefcase? Lobby Guard #1: Yeah! I just sent 'em down there. SWAT Team Commander: Thank you! [hundreds of cops continues charge]



AWOLangel	Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:02 pm Post #7540
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Curtis: Do you guys know 'Minnie the Moocher'? Murph: I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola!



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