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AWOLangel	Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:49 pm Post #6981
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	What Happened to the Freshman Fifteen? Dad: Look at you! Daughter: What's up? Dad: You are a mere shadow of your former self. --Barnard College



AWOLangel	Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:49 pm Post #6982
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Mother to preteen daughter: Okay, just leave me alone now until we get in the air. Daughter: Do you wanna hold my hand? Mother: No, I don't wanna hold your hand. I have plenty of drugs and I just need to get in the zone. --Inside Plane, LaGuardia Overheard by: Pete



AWOLangel	Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:51 pm Post #6983
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Christopher Walken's Son Had an Unorthodox Childhood Child: What's in there? (points to dad's briefcase) Dad: In here? Guns, people's heads... Child: Cool! --Uptown M16 Bus



AWOLangel	Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:51 pm Post #6984
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Old drunk hobo to friends: Let me tell you guys a story. Back when I was breaking in to fucking cars this broad comes at me and takes me to this commune. Gotta be at least 50 hippies, everyone's fucking everyone, always blazed, I'm fucking everything that moves because I'm 18 and my dick is hard all the time, and all the women are walking around all fucking... All friends together: Naked! --4th Ave & 13th St Overheard by: rpk



AWOLangel	Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:52 pm Post #6985
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy #1 to guy #2, who has just dropped a cigarette: You just littered. Guy #2: It was a cigarette, that's not trash! --Fashion District



AWOLangel	Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:53 pm Post #6986
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Putting a Horse Head in the Bed Simply Doesn't Do It Anymore Female employee: Hey! Don't spray me with fucking Windex! Male employee: Oh, calm down. Female employee: No! That's a death threat where I come from. Male employee: Where do you come from? Female employee: ...Jersey. --Ricky's, 3rd Ave Headline by: Ogi



AWOLangel	Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:54 pm Post #6987
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy #1, shouting to friend: Yo! Where have you been? We need to start! Guy #2: No, man, I gotta go. Guy #1: You're so gay. Guy #2: I know. But that doesn't change anything. I have to get home. Guy #1: Get back here! Now that you've admitted you're gay, you have to stay here so that we can all help you cope. Guy #2: Sometimes I don't get you, dude. --Stuyvesant High



Jadzia20	Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:28 am Post #6988
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	AWOLangel Oct 29 2008, 02:44 AM Jadzia20 Oct 27 2008, 05:55 AM What not live for 10000+ years and confront the very lovely Doctor in an evil plan to raise money and kill people? Yes I suppose that is a lesson. i meant using moisturizer I got distracted by the doctor.



Mojochi	Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:51 pm Post #6989
........................... Posts: 13,333 Group: Movie Era 10000 post spammer Member #1,478 Joined: November 14, 2007	[marq=right][/marq]



magentastorm	Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:50 am Post #6990
Randomer than you since 1992 Posts: 5,089 Group: Ships 5000 Post Member #3,684 Joined: July 28, 2008	:P



nhranger	Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:54 am Post #6991
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	[marq=left] :nhangel: [/marq]
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


wissaboo	Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:31 am Post #6992
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	nhranger Oct 30 2008, 05:54 AM [marq=left] :nhangel: [/marq] cool



nhranger	Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:41 am Post #6993
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	[marq=up]:nhangel:[/marq] [marq=down]:nhangel:[/marq]
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


Jadzia20	Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:32 pm Post #6994
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	sleeps



VioletCloud	Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:08 pm Post #6995
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	spa- am
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:08 pm Post #6996
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	98
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:09 pm Post #6997
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	99
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:09 pm Post #6998
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	5000
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


nhranger	Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:10 pm Post #6999
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	HEY Wrong thread!!!!!!!!!!!
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


Jadzia20	Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:23 pm Post #7000
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	David Tennant is leaving Doctor Who



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