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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:55 pm Post #6921 |
 
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from www.overheardinnewyork.com Brown girl: Oh my god, did you see the new Cheetah Girls movie? The one where they go to India? It's so offensive! White friend: To what? Cheetahs? Brown girl: Brown people? --Stuyvesant High School |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:56 pm Post #6922 |
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Midwestern tourist dad: Next we're going to the Empire State Building. Six-year-old daughter: How far is it? Do we have to walk? Midwestern tourist dad: Yes, it'll be fun. Six-year-old daughter (in super whiny voice): Why? It's too far, I don't wanna walk! Midwestern tourist dad: It'll be fun, we'll see the sights along the way. Six-year-old daughter (on the verge of a tantrum): But I don't wanna! Midwestern tourist dad (in very calm and soothing voice): Well, you can walk with us, or you can just lay down and die. --5th Ave & 38th St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:56 pm Post #6923 |
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Black girl #1: Damn, girl! You're hairy! I dunno if it's cause I'm light-skinned, you're hairy! Black girl #2: Thanks. Thanks... (walks away) Black girl #1: You're like a werewolf! --H&M Dressing Room, Queens Center Mall Overheard by: hoping shes not a werewolf too... |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:57 pm Post #6924 |
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Hobo #1: Hey, how's it going? Hobo #2: Okay. Hobo #1: I'll call you tonight! Hobo #2: I don't have a phone. Hobo #1: I know. --Astoria Overheard by: Natalie |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:57 pm Post #6925 |
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Four-year-old: Mooooom! I want deseeeeeert! Yuppie mom: No, sweetie, you didn't finish your sandwich. Four-year-old: You have no soul! --Whole Foods, TriBeCa Overheard by: Has Cookies |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:58 pm Post #6926 |
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Woman buying camping equipment: Hi, I was wondering if you have any sleeping bags. Clerk: Um, this is New York, we're not so big on camping. Is this for a photo shoot? --Army Surplus Store |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:58 pm Post #6927 |
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Drunk guy to cop with nightstick: Ya' know what, you all should get like lightsabers and shit. Cop: That would be fun. Drunk guy: Yeah, I'd never fuck with you guys again. --Yankee Stadium Overheard by: jimmy |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:33 pm Post #6928 |
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Construction worker #1 to hot girl: Damn baby, did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven? Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes) Construction worker #2: Your name must be Candy 'cause you look so sweet! Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes again, laughing a little) Construction worker #3: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Hot girl (laughs hysterically): That's gotta be the best I've ever heard! --65th & Broadway Overheard by: Right to the point. Nice. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:34 pm Post #6929 |
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Father-to-be: So my wife won't give me head no more. Friend: Why? Just cuz she's pregnant? Father-to-be: Yeah. She keeps saying anything she eats the baby eats, and she don't want it eating my jizz. --N Train Overheard by: bill |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:36 pm Post #6930 |
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Guy, getting his hair cut: So I spent $150 more than I would have if I got the Wii in the store, 'cause my wife said, "If I don't get Guitar Hero, I will divorce you." --SoHo |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:36 pm Post #6931 |
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Angry guy to girlfriend: Look, I get the whole not wanting to have public sex thing, but I don't know if I can be with someone who won't play Wii. --43rd & Madison |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:38 pm Post #6932 |
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Lady getting sprayed with perfume by her friend: Stop. Stop it! You gonna make me smell like white people. --East Drive, Prospect Park Overheard by: White smelly jogger |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:39 pm Post #6933 |
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Gentleman walking past Miss Mamie's Spoonbread Too restaurant: Man, black people eating tofu, white people eating spoonbread... --W 110th & Columbus |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:40 pm Post #6934 |
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Lost-looking chick on cell: Why do they always fuck with the trains on weekends? Don't they know there are stoned people trying to get home? --Subway Platform, Grand Central Overheard by: Poogtastic |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:40 pm Post #6935 |
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Loudspeaker dispatcher lady: Hey you! Uptown number 5! You better stop sticking your head out the window and answer me on the radio! --Uptown 4,5,6 Train, Union Square Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:41 pm Post #6936 |
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Elderly woman sipping wine: Three girls and one guy? Sounds like a good time! --Queens Overheard by: amused cashier |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:41 pm Post #6937 |
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Dude on cell: Hey bro, whatcha doing? Oh, yeah? What about your friend, does he like doing that? Does he like it a lot? Do you think I can come over? Well, then we can all do that together, a lot. (sees people looking at him) I'll talk to you later, bro. --Church St Post Office Overheard by: deshaunicus |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:42 pm Post #6938 |
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Serious girl: And then they asked for a three-way, but a tasteful one. --15th St & 5th Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:42 pm Post #6939 |
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Middle aged woman to friend: I just got this bike seat but I have to return it. I was riding around on it yesterday and when I woke up this morning, I felt like I'd been gang-banged by the Pittsburgh Steelers. --Bike Shop, 12th St & Ave B |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:43 pm Post #6940 |
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30-something pudgy guy: So this girl was eyeing me the whole night, and it turns out she was a prostitute! And I was like, "Man! I thought she really liked me!" --Bleecker St & 6th Ave |
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