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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:00 pm Post #6881 |
 
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With Slightly Less Gold Ditz #1: Did you know Beverly Hills was, like, its own city? Ditz #2: Yeah, it's like the Vatican! --2nd & 7th Overheard by: Like, Totally. |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:00 pm Post #6882 |
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Girl: What does "patronizing a prostitute" mean? Guy: Uh, it means picking up a hooker. Girl: Oh. Well, that's what my cousin's boyfriend just got arrested for. --N Train |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:02 pm Post #6883 |
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Well-dressed bridge & tunnel young girl: I'll have a cosmopolitan. Bartender: We don't serve cosmos here. Well-dressed bridge & tunnel young girl: Fine, I'll have a gin and tonic. Bartender: We've got two types of beer. Light and dark. (woman pauses in thought) Bartender: Here, honey. Try the light. It's kind of like a cosmo. --McSorley's, Bowery & 7th |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:04 pm Post #6884 |
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Hell's kitchen gay #1: Is it too weird that my boyfriend and I dated the same guy? Hell's kitchen gay #2: Uhh... Hell's kitchen gay #1: Well, I broke up with Jake, and then Jake broke up with Travis, and then Travis and I got together. Hell's kitchen gay #2: Well at least you were all broken up first. --53rd & 8th |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:06 pm Post #6885 |
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For Your Information, I Can Microwave Instant Pasta with the Best of 'Em! Italian American: You're from Italy? I'm Italian too. Italian tourist: You're not Italian. Italian American: What? You don't think my family's from Italy? Go fuck yourself. --St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Not Italian |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:07 pm Post #6886 |
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High school boy #1: Man, you should just do what your body's telling you to. High school boy #2: You mean to grow a mustache? --Hunter College High School |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:08 pm Post #6887 |
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Girl: Hang on... (bends over to tie shoe in middle of crowd) Appalled mother: Don't do that! This is New York. You could get pregnant! --Mulberry & Hester, Little Italy Overheard by: Mark |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:09 pm Post #6888 |
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Woman to younger boyfriend: Honey, that Chinese food that you brought over is still in my fridge. I was going to throw it out. Younger boyfriend: No, I'll eat it. Woman: You don't think it's gone bad? Boyfriend: It's only two days old. You're 31, and you haven't gone bad yet. Woman: That makes no sense, and in any event, you haven't eaten me in a while either. --Upper East Side |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:10 pm Post #6889 |
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Drunk middle aged lady: Aww, love is great...you and your boyfriend are such a cute couple. Chick: Oh, that guy? He's not my boyfriend. I'm just sleeping with him. Drunk middle aged lady (laughing): Really? Good for you, he's cute. Well, maybe it'll turn into something more? Chick: Oh, god no! He's an asshole...but he's amazing in bed and he's fun company... He's like a vibrator that makes appetizers. --White Horse Tavern Overheard by: the birthday girl |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:11 pm Post #6890 |
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Gay guy, trying on long black fur coat: How do I look? Girl: Like a gay, Russian, Cruella de Vil. Random customer: I'm gay and Russian. And I wouldn't wear that. --Century 21 |
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| Jadzia20 | Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:43 am Post #6891 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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Welcome to my head. |
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| Purplelizard2006 | Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:16 am Post #6892 |
It's Christmas!
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| Jadzia20 | Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:43 am Post #6893 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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Remember to wipe you feet. |
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| Sara_Paris | Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:13 pm Post #6894 |
That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:14 pm Post #6895 |
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That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:14 pm Post #6896 |
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That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:16 pm Post #6897 |
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That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:17 pm Post #6898 |
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That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:17 pm Post #6899 |
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That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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| Sara_Paris | Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:18 pm Post #6900 |
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That's Mrs Tom Paris to you
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Kol-ut-shan- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations *****Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!***** The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -Nietzsche All men live enveloped in the whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. -Moby Dick | |
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