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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:07 pm Post #5101 |
 
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country - Elaine Boosler |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:09 pm Post #5102 |
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies -Adrienne Gusoff |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:09 pm Post #5103 |
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What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics? - Ronald Reagan commenting on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:11 pm Post #5104 |
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When we talk of tomorrow the gods laugh - Chinese proverb |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:11 pm Post #5105 |
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The toilet, anniversaries and erogenous zones, men manage to miss all of them - Anonymous |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:12 pm Post #5106 |
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Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same - George Bernard Shaw |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:15 pm Post #5107 |
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The television programmes people complain about are usually the ones they've never seen - Francis Durbridge |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:16 pm Post #5108 |
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone - Anonymous |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:17 pm Post #5109 |
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Any stupid remark, quoted often enough, becomes gospel - Leslie Charteris |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:48 pm Post #5110 |
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the naval of a fruit fly and still have room for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart - Fred Allen |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:52 pm Post #5111 |
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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice - Bill Cosby |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:54 pm Post #5112 |
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Ambition is the best form of contraception - Anne Weyman, chief executive, Family Planning Association |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:57 pm Post #5113 |
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Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof - Ashley Montague |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:58 pm Post #5114 |
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies - Milton Berle |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:58 pm Post #5115 |
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Shopping is like sex for men too. They can only manage it for five minutes and then they get tired - Jeff Green |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:59 pm Post #5116 |
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him - Dereke Bruce |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 5:59 pm Post #5117 |
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Never lend you car to anyone to whom you have given birth - Nora Ephron |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 6:01 pm Post #5118 |
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 6:02 pm Post #5119 |
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery - Rita Rudner |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 30, 2008 6:02 pm Post #5120 |
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move - Douglas Adams |
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