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| Jadzia20 | Tue May 20, 2008 3:25 am Post #4621 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Tue May 20, 2008 3:26 am Post #4622 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Tue May 20, 2008 3:26 am Post #4623 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Tue May 20, 2008 3:26 am Post #4624 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Tue May 20, 2008 3:27 am Post #4625 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Tue May 20, 2008 3:27 am Post #4626 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:38 pm Post #4627 |
 
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:45 pm Post #4628 |
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most annoying and common logic flaws and stereotypes found in movies. There are always people carrying around large sheets of glass on the street during a car chase. The person behind the wheel is talking to and looking at their passenger for the entire journey without actually looking at the _road_, changing gear, signalling etc. (ex. "When Harry Met Sally"). Cars chasing each other in the middle of a city will not suffer enough damage to stop the chase. People being chased by a car will keep running down the middle of the road instead of ducking in somewhere where a car cannot go. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:47 pm Post #4629 |
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stuff just form the movie indpendance day High class strippers with a heart of gold can operate most heavy equipment It is not beyond the realm of imagination that the President of the United States would be a fighter jock and would be willing to return to active duty to do battle with invincible alien bad guys Alien spacecraft the size of Australia can be taken out with one well-placed sidewinder missile Most laptops are configured with interfaces powerful enough to override the communications systems of the most sophisticated futuristic societies |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:48 pm Post #4630 |
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The fact that a woman is pregnant or the fact that she notes her pregnancy is introduced by a scene where you hear the woman vomit. Whenever a woman announces to her husband/boyfriend that she's pregnant, it comes as a complete surprise to him, whether pleasantly or otherwise. No one is in labor for hours and hours... they pop out babies in a matter of minutes. No one is ever offered an epidural or medication, everyone uses lamaze (pant method), but they often scream at & demean those around them. |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:50 pm Post #4631 |
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If a character uses martial arts rather than a weapon, his opponents will always face him one-to-one. Spare bad guys may dance around the fight taunting our hero, but none will engage until his predecessor has been disposed of. And if it's an oriental martial arts film, they will fight in perfect one-two rhythm and form, hit-block-hit-block. Two guys or a bunch of guys go at it, repeatedly bashing each other in the face with massive blows, or hitting each other with chairs, sticks, refrigerators, whatever -- and they go one doing this, sometimes for minutes at a time. People can be rendered inoperative by bumping them on the head. Beware, though; after you have left the scene, this person will regain consciousness and be more determinted to attack you. Clasping your hands together and hitting the bad guy's back will also guarantee unconsciousness awol's note: also known as the kirk method |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:51 pm Post #4632 |
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Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood. --Walt Disney |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:53 pm Post #4633 |
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Every great film should seem new every time you see it. --Roger Ebert |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:55 pm Post #4634 |
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. --Samuel Goldwyn |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 7:56 pm Post #4635 |
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. --Alfred Hitchcock |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 8:08 pm Post #4636 |
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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. --Alfred Hitchcock |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 8:09 pm Post #4637 |
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. --Dave Barry |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 8:10 pm Post #4638 |
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I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours. --John F. Kennedy |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 8:11 pm Post #4639 |
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The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it. --Edward R. Murrow |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 20, 2008 8:11 pm Post #4640 |
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Carpe per diem-seize the check. --Robin Williams |
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