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VioletCloud	Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:15 pm Post #3821
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	its kinda fun though...
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


AWOLangel	Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:24 pm Post #3822
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	[marq=up]SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM![/marq]
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AWOLangel	Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:27 pm Post #3823
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	the most annoying and common logic flaws and stereotypes found in movies Major characters never run out of ammunition, nor do they ever have to reload. (If the movie _does_ make them reload, they never have to actually carry any spare ammo until that scene) Guns never run out of ammunition unless escape would be otherwise impossible. The first shot or burst of fire from a bad guy _always_ misses, and is there just to announce that a fight will be taking place. Bad-guy hand grenades make noise and smoke, but no real damage; good-guy hand grenades are devastating but selective; they will destroy tanks, but won't hurt the thrower, even if he drops one on his toe. Bad-guy grenades used by good guys become good-guy grenades, and _vice versa_.



AWOLangel	Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:28 pm Post #3824
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	When you throw a knife, the blade will always be the first thing to hit the target unless you turn the knife around first. A competent knife thrower can work equally well with throwing knives, Swiss Army knives, butcher knives, table knives or swords.



AWOLangel	Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:32 pm Post #3825
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Bad guys will always get killed by a snake, while the hero simply reaches out and picks it up with his bare hands. (In addition, he will either break the reptile's neck (?) or bite it's head off) Deadly reptiles will always attack a woman first, even if she's in the presence of thirty men. Dogs always know who's bad, and bark at them.



AWOLangel	Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:35 pm Post #3826
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	In any movie where "something" has happened and villagers come to look at it, they always decide to "go for help". The most expendable member of the group is left to "keep an eye on it", and supplied with a weapon or signaling device "in case something happens". Said member ALWAYS responds: "What could happen?" This is a certain signal that he will die, gruesomely, within 2 minutes.



wissaboo	Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:28 pm Post #3827
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	It's always been my theory that bad guys in movies become bad guys out of frustration from not being able to shoot. They can never hit anything.



rab24	Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:27 pm Post #3828
Posts: 5,349 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #7 Joined: November 17, 2005	I guess that explains Shoot 'em up.
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wissaboo	Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:36 pm Post #3829
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	rab24 Mar 11 2008, 07:27 PM I guess that explains Shoot 'em up. you didn't just see that too did you?



rab24	Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:38 pm Post #3830
Posts: 5,349 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #7 Joined: November 17, 2005	No, watched it a couple months ago. Took me awhile before I could talk admit it.
	Your money is best spent by you. http://www.Fairtax.org


wissaboo	Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:42 pm Post #3831
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	talk about it? or admit it? are you still suffering from ptsd? I was just worried after we both watched gone baby gone on the weekend that we had that wierd psychic connection where we watched the same movies on the same weekend again.



rab24	Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:01 pm Post #3832
Posts: 5,349 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #7 Joined: November 17, 2005	talk or admit. Our movie queue's used to be completely synchronized.
	Your money is best spent by you. http://www.Fairtax.org


Jadzia20	Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:54 am Post #3833
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Jadzia20	Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:55 am Post #3834
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Jadzia20	Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:56 am Post #3835
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Jadzia20	Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:57 am Post #3836
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



Jadzia20	Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:58 am Post #3837
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006



wissaboo	Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:14 am Post #3838
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	Jadzia20 Mar 12 2008, 03:56 AM love that one



Purplelizard2006	Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:05 pm Post #3839
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	Violet Mar 11 2008, 02:03 PM love the new avy PL!! its awesome! Violet!
	I'm the biker babe!


ForgetMeNot	Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:24 am Post #3840
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	"We have women in the military, but we don't put them in the front lines. We don't know if they can fight or if they can kill. I think they can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."



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