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| AWOLangel | Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:03 pm Post #3261 |
 
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:03 pm Post #3262 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:03 pm Post #3263 |
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| Jadzia20 | Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:11 am Post #3264 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:11 am Post #3265 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:12 am Post #3266 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| wissaboo | Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:19 am Post #3267 |
 
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| Jadzia20 | Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:17 am Post #3268 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:18 am Post #3269 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:19 am Post #3270 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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 *Awaits being banned  *
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| Purplelizard2006 | Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:35 am Post #3271 |
It's Christmas!
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:51 pm Post #3272 |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:16 pm Post #3273 |
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movie cliches: Movie characters driving in the city will get to park wherever they like when they get to their destination. When you are alone in the back seat of the car, make sure you sit in the middle. Sudden accelleration of a car (be it forwards, backwards, stopping, skidding, sliding, or whatever) causes a loud skid, even on dirt or wet roads. Be prepared. Each wheel is also fitted with a smoke device to let you know when this happens. Hollywood cars are also special: when you take off quickly, you always leave a skid mark for each drive wheel, regardless of whether you have a limited slip differential or not. Pedestrians in Hollywood have the world's best reactions, so don't worry if you have to drive down a sidewalk. Mr Pappodopolus is quite used to having his fruit cart smashed, and despite his gesticulations and curses, he always manages to get out of the way in time. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:17 pm Post #3274 |
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Incriminating evidence can be found either as photograph number four in a stack, or in the next to bottom drawer. Be sure to leave your important tapes, such as the one labelled "Incriminating evidence against Senator Smith showing him taking $24million in bribes and then fondling the drug lord's daughter" or your computer floppy disks labelled "All the nuclear launch codes are on here" where they can be easily found. All characters keep detailed newsclippings of important events in their lives, particularly those events that must be painful to recall, such as the loss of the character's immediate family due to their own negligence. NB: If the news report would have come out while the character was in jail or on the run, all the more reason for the character to have kept it intact. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:18 pm Post #3275 |
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People never answer the door until the doorbell or knocking has sounded at least three times. The hero lives in New York City working at some okay, but not particularly high-paying job, and yet he or she has a roomy apartment filled with nice stuff, generally with a good view, and sometimes a nice, romantic rooftop to go to. People never get out of the house when there is obvious danger there (ghosts, murderers). People who hear something weird outside will go OUT to look, even if they know there's a homicidal maniac on the loose. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:19 pm Post #3276 |
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More often than not, the best method to revive somebody after their heart has stopped, assuming that there has already been a lengthy attempt to revive them with CPR, those electric zapperthings, ect., is screaming at them something like: "You never backed away from everything in your life, now fight! Fight! FIIIIGHT!" or "You can't do this to me! I love you, goddammit!" |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:20 pm Post #3277 |
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Time will stand still when when the hero is in the presence of a company logo. When a character picks up a bottle of whiskey or a pack of cigarettes, the label will always be clearly visible. If the producers find no company to invest into the picture, strange things happen to the world: gas stations have no brand names visible, stars use no-name airlines (they often crash!), all smokers use silver cases for their cigarettes. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:23 pm Post #3278 |
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these apply to the movie independence day: it is reasonable to assume that the quality of the training of United States Marine Corps pilots is such that any Marine fly boy could hop into an alien spacecraft and immediately be able to fly it into deep space The White House press secretary has a listed phone number When stuck in a tunnel and faced with Armageddon in the form of a fireball that is capable of obliterating all life in Los Angeles, simply duck into a maintenance closet and let the end of the world pass you by Despite the fact that we are able to send a fax from a beeper on our hip while walking down a street in San Francisco to a Range Rover in Johannesburg, alien spacecraft need to be hardwired to a satellite to speak to each other |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:23 pm Post #3279 |
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Movie timing is always exact. If a phone trace will take two minutes, for example, you can be sure that that means 120 seconds, not a fraction more or less. Same for bombs, amount of time to get to a destination, etc. Corollary to the above: all characters in a movie have their watches perfectly synchronized. |
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| Jadzia20 | Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:32 am Post #3280 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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