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| ForgetMeNot | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:21 pm Post #2921 |
 
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| ForgetMeNot | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:21 pm Post #2922 |
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Haha, that one's even better. 
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:23 pm Post #2923 |
 
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[Nazi Colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers] Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why? [he slaps Henry in the face with his glove] Vogel: Why? [he slaps him again] Vogel: What are you hiding? [he slaps him again] Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us? [he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him] Professor Jones: [through his teeth] It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them! |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:26 pm Post #2924 |
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[talking about how they both slept with the same woman] Indiana: It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her....her grandfather. Professor Jones: Well, I'm as human as the next man. Indiana : Dad, I was the next man. Professor Henry Jones: Oh....ships that pass in the night. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:28 pm Post #2925 |
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[last lines] Marcus: Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha! [Marcus' horse rides off with him barely hanging onto it] Professor Henry Jones: Got lost in his own museum, eh? Indiana : Uh-huh. Professor Jones: After you, Junior. Indiana: Yes, sir. Ha! |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:29 pm Post #2926 |
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Indiana: It was just the two of us, dad. It was a lonely way to grow up. For you, too. If you had been an ordinary, average father like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that. Professor Jones: Actually, I was a wonderful father. Indiana: When? Professor Jones: Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self- reliance. Indiana: What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years. Professor Jones: You left just when you were becoming interesting. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:30 pm Post #2927 |
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Street Vendor: Water? Marcus: No thank you, fish make love in it. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:31 pm Post #2928 |
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Indiana: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please. Vogel: [in German] What? [Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered] Indiana: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket. [passengers quickly get out their tickets] |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:32 pm Post #2929 |
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Professor Jones: You say this has been just another typical day for you huh? Indiana: No. It's been better than most. |
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| ForgetMeNot | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:34 pm Post #2930 |
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LOL...don't drink water. Fish have SEX in it! |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:34 pm Post #2931 |
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[Henry, struggling with a Nazi for a gun, uses his fountain pen to squirt ink in his eye] Marcus: Henry, the pen. Professor Jones: What? Marcus: Well don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:36 pm Post #2932 |
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Walter Donovan: As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We're just one step away. Indiana: That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:38 pm Post #2933 |
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Elsa: [meeting Indy and Marcus in Venice] The last time I saw your father we were in the library. He was very close to tracking down the Knight's tomb. I've never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy. Indiana: Who, Atilla The Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:40 pm Post #2934 |
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Professor Jones: [accidentally shoots their own plane with the machine gun] Indiana: Dad, are we hit? Professor Jones: More or less. Son, I'm sorry....They got us. |
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| ForgetMeNot | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:41 pm Post #2935 |
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:panic:
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:44 pm Post #2936 |
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Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this....this "Junior"? Professor Jones: That's his name. [points to himself] Professor Jones: Henry Jones.... [points to Indy] Professor Henry Jones:....Junior. Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana." Professor Jones: We named the dog Indiana. Marcus: May we go home now, please? Sallah: The dog? [starts laughing] Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...! Indiana: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog. (interesting fact: george lucas had a dog named indiana in the '70s. who inspired him to create chewbaca in star wars) |
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| ForgetMeNot | Wed Jan 2, 2008 5:45 pm Post #2937 |
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OMG.
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| Jadzia20 | Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:29 am Post #2938 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Purplelizard2006 | Thu Jan 3, 2008 10:19 am Post #2939 |
It's Christmas!
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Indiana: Snakes? I hate snakes! Yeah, Awol, I still remember that line! I own three videos of Indiana Jones. I can't wait for the fourth to come out. 
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| Purplelizard2006 | Thu Jan 3, 2008 10:21 am Post #2940 |
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It's Christmas!
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Yeah I laughed at that quote so hard.
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