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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:40 pm Post #21721 |
 
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Another Conflict in Which the Swiss Happily Remain Neutral Overweight redhead Southern lady #1, looking through Switzerland t-shirts: Y'all, Ginger... I think this size is a li'l too small... Overweight redhead Southern lady #2: Naw, I think that looks 'bout right. Random lady: I thought we went on vacation to get away from the Southerners, not go find some more... Lucerne Switzerland Overheard by: marisawin |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:42 pm Post #21722 |
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from overheard at the office 10AM One Sign That You Should Have Higher Culinary Standards Coworker, walking into break room: Something smells fishy... Ditzy blonde coworker with freshly nuked boxed lunch: Well, it can't be me, mine's chicken. (reads label on box) Oh, wait, mine is fish... Castle Rock, Colorado Overheard by: Sparky |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:45 pm Post #21723 |
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9AM Career Tip: Master the Mona Lisa Smile, Dear Reader Employee #1: So my car got hit in the parking lot yesterday. Clueless employee: Yeah, I've gotten banged a few times in the parking lot. Employee #2, choking on bagel: Cough, cough! Clueless employee: Wow, are you okay? Employee #2: Yeah, (coughs) I need to leave the room... fast. Denver, Colorado Overheard by: That's what she said... |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:47 pm Post #21724 |
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2PM Oh Like You've Never Had the Urge to Spread Your Seed? Employee #1 to #2: Hey, haven't seen you on FarmVille in a while. Employee #2: Yeah, I've been busy. Employee #3, walking into office: What are you talking about? Employee #1: Oh, nothing, just telling Mark* that he needs to get off his ass and come plow my crops. Employee #3, walking out of office: Wow... Just wow. Denver, Colorado Overheard by: FBook has changed the world as we know it... |
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| spocklet | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:47 pm Post #21725 |
Live long and prosper.....!!
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 That should be on the quote wall !! |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:48 pm Post #21726 |
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3PM ...That Make You Throw Up Afterwards Male coworker: The KFC double down chicken sandwich is just one those things you have to try. Female coworker: It's unhealthy and looks disgusting! Male coworker: It's like streaking: just one of those things you have to do in college. Washington, DC |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:49 pm Post #21727 |
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9AM So You Admit It's Possible? Coworker #1, looking at whitewater rafting photos that coworker #2 is in: Those are really good pictures, did you take them? Coworker #2: Uh, no, I'm in the raft, so that would be kinda difficult. Beverly Hills, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:51 pm Post #21728 |
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from overheard in new york The Bic Commercial That Was Too Edgy, Even for Europe Baby-voiced bag lady to pretty girl across from her: Excuse me, miss, do you have a pen? Girl: No. I'm sorry, I don't. Baby-voiced bag lady : A pen! A pen! (pretty girl shakes head) Baby-voiced bag lady : A pencil? Girl: I'm sorry, no. (baby-voiced bag lady pulls Bic pen crack pipe out of bag and lights it. Train car quickly empties) --C Train Overheard by: sarette |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:53 pm Post #21729 |
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By Happy Accident Of Birth Diner: How adorable! Confirmation? Mother, with two adorable little girls in white dresses: Communion. No, wait. Baptism. Diner: Whatever. I'm Jewish. --Pizzeria Uno, 81st St & Columbus |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:55 pm Post #21730 |
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You're Always Rushing Me, Estelle Wife: If you're brain dead--I'm sorry, but I'm having them pull the plug! Husband: (blank look) Wife: You'd want that, right? --Near Penn Station Overheard by: LK |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:59 pm Post #21731 |
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Elderly history professor: I'm not sure of the consequences of what I'm saying, but I'm sure it's terribly important. --Pratt Institute |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:01 pm Post #21732 |
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Elderly professor: You two ladies in the back want to cut the bullshit and listen to my brilliance? --Tisch School of the Arts Overheard by: Bruce Lee |
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| spocklet | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:02 pm Post #21733 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Love 'em !! Where do you get 'em hon ?? |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:05 pm Post #21734 |
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Crazy guy, returning after briefly exiting car: I tried to make it to the end of the train, but I was blocked by a teenage werewolf. I have encountered them before, but never outside Brooklyn. --6 Train Overheard by: Canucking Futs |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:06 pm Post #21735 |
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this is where there are buttons to take you to the others |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:07 pm Post #21736 |
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35-year-old camp Asian man on cell: Yo, girl! (pause) Hell no, I have no idea what shit went down last night. (pause) Oh-em-gee! All I know is I woke up with five guys. --R Train Overheard by: Abby and Holly |
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| spocklet | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:18 pm Post #21737 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Thanks sweetheart, I'll be paying 'em a visit when I feel down !! 
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| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:30 pm Post #21738 |
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NYU girl: My mother was like, "what would you do with a giant inflatable turkey?" and I was like, "what wouldn't you do with a giant inflatable turkey?" --3rd Ave & 14th St Overheard by: Mickey |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:33 pm Post #21739 |
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Mother to four-year-old making loud, weird noises in stroller: Will you shut up? See... That's why you don't have any friends. --Supermarket, Astoria, Queens Overheard by: George O. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:35 pm Post #21740 |
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Woman on cell: She put my friendship on the line for a Chanel bag! (pause) So I guess I'm worth like, $600 dollars. --Starbucks, Astor Place Overheard by: Kade |
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