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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:51 pm Post #21621 |
 
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10AM Damn Drug Tests Spoil All Our Happy Times Staff member: I love baklava. Have you ever had the vegan baklava? It's so good! Grad student: I don't think I've had vegan anything. Staff member: I think it's made from hemp or something. I wonder if it's okay to eat it and then come to work. Grad student: I don't know. Staff member, pretending to be high: You'd be like, "Woooah! Heeeey!" Grad student, joining in: Woooooaaaaahhh! Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: How do these people make it through college? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:52 pm Post #21622 |
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5PM Last Time You Were in There, You Commented Cattily on Everyone's Attire! Female shop assistant: Sorry sir, but you'll have to stand outside. These changing rooms are for women only. Cocky Spaniard: So? Female shop assistant: You're a man. Cocky Spaniard: But I'm gay! Female shop assistant: That's not really my problem, sir. Please wait outside. Massimo Dutti Store Dubai Overheard by: Keep Digging! |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:57 pm Post #21623 |
**Tomahawk Chop**
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:00 pm Post #21624 |
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1PM If He Ever Touches Me, I'll Probably Live Forever. Coworker to German boss: Every time I see the Dalai Lama, I feel better. It's true, don't you just feel better when you see the Dalai Lama? German boss: Every time I see Steve Jobs, I feel better. Van Nuys, California Overheard by: two chicks laughing in our cubes |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:12 pm Post #21625 |
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from overheard in new york Alcoholism: The Universal Language. Gay guy: Day drinking today was so good. Female friend: Yeah, I love day drinking. Gay guy: I want to make day drinking into a job. Passerby, walking the opposite way: Hey, me too! (all high five, then proceed onwards) --14th St & Ave A |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:13 pm Post #21626 |
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...And You'd Better Use Some SAT Adjectives. Hot girl: Hmmm, that's a synecdochical headline. Hot boyfriend: What does "synecdochical" mean? Hot girl: Well, synecdoche is a figure of speech where a part of something is used to stand for the whole of it, or where the whole of something is used to stand for a part of it. So, in that newspaper that guy is reading, when they say, "Detroit uses bailout money," they really are talking about the automobile industry, not all of Detroit. They're using all of Detroit to refer to a major part of Detroit's economy. Synecdoche. They use this in newspapers all the time, come to think of it. Hot boyfriend, smiling but clearly no longer following her: Girl, look at that vocabulary! You're so smart. Hot girl, flatly: Yes, yes, I'm very smart. Now shut up about that and tell me how pretty I am. --6 Train Overheard by: someone with different priorities |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:15 pm Post #21627 |
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Teach Me, Bobby! Teach Me! Six-year-old boy: You know that song "Let's Get It Started"? It's by the same group that sings your favorite song "Boom Boom Pow." Eight-year-old boy: The Black Eyed Peas? Six-year-old boy: Yeah! They came out with "Let's Get It Started" way back in the day... Before they changed their sound. --Cosi |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:15 pm Post #21628 |
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They Really Need to Do a Survivor: New York City Announcer: Attention all passengers! The a train will be running on the local platform. It will not be running on the express platform. If you are on the middle platform, you are on the wrong platform. Excuse me, if you are wearing a checkered dress, you are on the wrong platform. If you are wearing a checkered dress and pushing a baby carriage, you are on the wrong platform. Hello! I'm talking to you! The a train will be running on the local platform! Random guy: Yo, this bitch is dumb! Get off the platform, dumb bitch! (checkered dress lady continues to stare down tunnel) --A Train, Penn Station Overheard by: Kosi |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:17 pm Post #21629 |
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Wow, Talented and Deep! Break-dancer #1, after kick-ass routine: Thanks very much for all your contributions... Break-dancer #2: And remember! The more money you give us... Break-dancer #1: The more money we have! --C Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:18 pm Post #21630 |
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Cop car to man in the street, after using sirens: How stupid are you? Move out of the way! (crowd cheers) --Thompson & Bleecker Overheard by: onlycoolcop |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:20 pm Post #21631 |
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Skinny obnoxious blonde: Sheryl had a shirt that said "I love Wayne's dick." And I was like "Sheryl, why are you wearing that to the outback?" --AMC Movie Theater |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:22 pm Post #21632 |
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Girlfriend to boyfriend: Remember the other day when you told me I had a fat ass and I didn't curse you out? So now you gonna buy me something. --Pizzeria, 77th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Eric |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:27 pm Post #21633 |
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Posh-looking Asian chick: But he consumed over 6,000 calories a day, so he deserved whatever he had coming. --Park Slope Overheard by: Ladle |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:28 pm Post #21634 |
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Small boy, loudly, after some take-off turbulence: The plane is going down... Everybody hug! --Runway Strip, JFK Overheard by: PSUny |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:29 pm Post #21635 |
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Woman on cell: Yeah, today's his wedding. I thought about driving seven hours through the snowstorm to go, but then I realized that it's his third wedding, he has two kids, and he's marrying some woman who's pregnant and married to someone else, so I decided to fuck that shit and stay in the city. --6th Ave & Bleecker St Overheard by: office peon |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:31 pm Post #21636 |
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Man to girl beside him: Mine isn't that big. But it's big enough for what I need it for. --6th Ave & 9th St |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:34 pm Post #21637 |
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**Tomahawk Chop**
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I actually saw a show like one of those on the Q-train. Two of the guys had Braves caps. In the middle of Brooklyn!! 
Edited by Ltpondwater9, Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:35 pm.
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| spocklet | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:36 pm Post #21638 |
Live long and prosper.....!!
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| Ltpondwater9 | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:42 pm Post #21639 |
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**Tomahawk Chop**
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:53 pm Post #21640 |
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Especially the Little Squeeze at the End Rite Aide worker #1: Yo, where are the keys? Rite Aide worker #2: They're in my pocket... Jeez! (Rite Aide worker #1 takes keys out of #2's pant pocket) Rite Aide worker #2: Don't violate me! Rite Aide worker #1: You know you like it. --Rite Aide, Carrol Gardens |
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