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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:25 pm Post #21601 |
 
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I'm Afraid Beer Had Me Hobo, surrounded by EMTs and police: Hocus pocus! Officer: Sir, have you been drinking? Hobo: Hocus pocus! Officer: Have you had anything yummy, like beer? Milwaukee, Wisconsin Overheard by: nathans |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:25 pm Post #21602 |
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Take That IPad! Teen girl #1, looking at bookmarks: Oh--I would totally read if I had a cool bookmark! Teen girl #2: Oh, me too, for sure! Milwaukee, Wisconsin |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:27 pm Post #21603 |
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from overheard at the beach; My Bikini Is Dissolving Woman on beach: Ah, I didn't come to the beach to get wet! It's getting in my hair, on my shoes. Where are the car keys? --Port Elgin, Ontario, Canadia Overheard by: Linz |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:27 pm Post #21604 |
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How You Know That Phrase Has Officially Peaked Loud man on cell, walking across bridge: So I just said, "I want it all! I want to see it all!" 60-year-old woman to teenage granddaughter: That's what she said. --Balboa, California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:28 pm Post #21605 |
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Why Flare Guns Are So Popular in Canadia Man #1, hanging up cell: By the volleyball net? You can't find anyone at this beach by telling them "I'm by the volleyball net." That's like going downtown and telling someone "I'm by the pizza place." Man #2: Or, "I'm by the hobo." --Jericho Beach, Vancouver, Canadia Overheard by: Emimac |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:29 pm Post #21606 |
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What Happens When New York Kids Are Exposed to Direct Sunlight Mom, pushing crying three-year-old: You cannot cry here! Wait till we get back to New York, where it s snowing, to cry! --Isla Verde, San Juan, Puerto Rico Overheard by: i wanna cry too! |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:29 pm Post #21607 |
**Tomahawk Chop**
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Just Bust A Move. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:31 pm Post #21608 |
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With Slightly More Explosives. Poli-sci professor, on international military education and training: It's like going to Harvard... (class is silent) ...Harvard grad school. It's really prestigious. --UC Santa Cruz California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:32 pm Post #21609 |
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Or Would You Rather Shoot Up and Play Candyland? Teen to group of college students: Hey... What are you guys up to? College student: Playing hide-and-seek. Teen: Well, I was looking to get high, but that works too... --Encinitas, California Overheard by: Actually was playing hide and seek Edited by AWOLangel, Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:33 pm.
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:33 pm Post #21610 |
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What Happens When You Watch the Discovery Channel While High Bro to another: It's the government, bro. They're putting LSD in our oceans. --Miami Beach, Florida Overheard by: mar |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:34 pm Post #21611 |
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Pretend You Like Each Other Mom, trying to take a photo: Hug your sister or we're going home. --Boca Raton, Florida Overheard by: John |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:35 pm Post #21612 |
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Submitter Needs to Get Over Himself Mother: Remember: when you have to use the bathroom at the beach, you go in the water, right? Toddler: Okay, mommy. --East Hampton, New York Overheard by: I'll never swim again |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:42 pm Post #21613 |
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from overheard in the office; 1PM *Sigh* We Know, Madonna. Cube dweller to office: I used to enjoy getting dirty... Once upon a time... Melbourne Australia Overheard by: confused but amused |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:43 pm Post #21614 |
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9AM Another Long Day at the Office. Female cube-dweller, shouting to male cube-dweller: Have you got a long one?! Melbourne Australia Overheard by: confused but amused |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:46 pm Post #21615 |
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5PM ...As Do I. Girl #1: Why does God send all the crazy callers to me? Girl #2: Because he sees you touch yourself at night. Bloomington, Illinois |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:47 pm Post #21616 |
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2PM That Just Means You're Not Doing It Right. Older female employee: I can't get on my knees. I have bad arthritis so there's no way I'm going down. Younger female employee: I'll do it. Move over. Older female employee: I'm going to the other one. Every time I use this one, it breaks. Marlborough, Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:48 pm Post #21617 |
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11AM Ahem, Kindly Call Me Michael Secretary, poking head into crowded conference room: Has anybody seen Mike Hunt? Houston, Texas Overheard by: Coffee out of my nose... |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:50 pm Post #21618 |
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10AM Long Story Short, She Wants a Divorce Male coworker: I told my wife what you call my little thing. Female coworker: (stunned silence) Westlake, Texas Overheard by: Epp |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:50 pm Post #21619 |
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3PM Career Tip: Don't Speak Unless You Know What You're Talking About Office genius: I don't always know what I'm talking about. I often don't know what I'm talking about. But it pisses me off when I do know what I'm talking about and people don't believe me. Plainsboro, New Jersey |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:51 pm Post #21620 |
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1PM Many Times, a Porno's a Prerequisite for Graduation. Office girl #1: Oh, okay, I thought you were going to say something like "and then the video was a porno." Office girl #2: No, it was more disturbing, I wish it had been a porno! Guy: Porno? You were in a porno? Office girl #1: What? No! Guy: Oh! Wait, have you been to college yet? Office girl #2: Um, no. Guy: Oh, I thought we were about to share a moment here. Chicago, Illinois |
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