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AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:33 pm Post #21521
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Meet the Inventor Of Mescalean Cuisine Guy to friend: Just because I love mescaline doesn't mean I don't have standards! Fort Worth, Texas
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:34 pm Post #21522
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service, People! Waiter to other servers: Okay, just so everyone knows, there's a Sasquatch loose somewhere in the bathroom. Chicago, Illinois
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:34 pm Post #21523
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM He Sounds Exactly Like the Real Song! Real estate agent #1: My son is teaching himself how to play guitar! He's getting real good! Real estate agent #2: That's great! What's he using? Real estate agent #1: This program called Guitar Hero. Morris Plains, New Jersey Overheard by: JMB
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:34 pm Post #21524
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM Yahoo! Older coworker: Lemme put it in your Google. Meridian Street Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Mine?
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:34 pm Post #21525
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM The Garbage Can Lid Hat Was a Nice Touch Gay guy #1: You look very Sesame Street today. Gay guy #2: Oh my god, that's exactly what I was going for! Fashion Institute of Technology New York City, New York
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:38 pm Post #21526
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardinnewyork.com A Double, If You Know What I Mean Girl #1: Thank god we are in singles next year. Girl #2: Yeah, I'm getting a vibrator. --Barnard College
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:39 pm Post #21527
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	And I Can Obey the No-Two-Straight-Guys-in-a-Stall Rule Guy #1: Yo, come over here! This toilet's flush is the hardest I've ever seen! Guy #2: Nah, it's okay! I can just go into this one and do the same thing. (flushes) Yeah, that's it! --AMC Theatre Men's Room
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:39 pm Post #21528
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	At Last, My Life's Goal Has Been Realized. Older woman #1: How much do you sweat? Older woman #2: I can smell myself! --Great Lawn Overheard by: Riding a Bike on this Path
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:39 pm Post #21529
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Prefer to Think Of What I Do As Panhandling Express Black guy wearing North Face: Listen up, people! I'ma need some money to buy a coat, cuz it's freezin out there! This coat that I'm wearin' ain't mine, it's my friend's. So I'ma need some money to buy a coat...yo, what stop is this? Asian kid: Times Square. Black guy: Okay...if you want to donate, you can't. Cause I gotta go, man. --1 Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:40 pm Post #21530
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Nor the Laws Of Time and Space Tourist #1, looking at subway exits: North side or south side? Tourist #2: What's the difference? Tourist #1: Well north is north...and south is south. (both look from one exit to the next and look at each other) Passing New Yorker: Are you going uptown or downtown? Tourist #1, thinking: Hmmmm....west. New yorker: West of 8th...but uptown or downtown? West side of what street? Tourist #1: Hmm... West side of...23rd Street? New Yorker, walking away: You don't know what the hell you're doing. --23rd St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:40 pm Post #21531
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I'm Assuming by Then You'll Want to Hurt Your Partner's Feelings NYU guy #1: Dude, when you die, can I have your Argyle? NYU guy #2: What, you mean this? NYU guy #1: Yeah. I mean, I just really like Argyle and I can't seem to find any good sweaters these days. So, like...could I have it? NYU guy #2: Dude, sure! NYU guy #1: But don't like try to die just to give it to me. I can wait a while. I think if you just put in your will something like, "and I bequeath my awesome Argyll to my friend" that should do it. --8th St & Univerisity Place Overheard by: Argyll Lover
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:40 pm Post #21532
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Jesus Isn't Always the Answer, Y'know NYU journalism professor: Okay, so who invented the European letter press in the 15th century? Attentive female student in the back: Jesus! (TA giggles) --NYU
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:41 pm Post #21533
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	She Should Marry a Nice Doctor. Old Jewish woman #1: Amy Winehouse...she sounds like a nice Jewish girl. Old Jewish woman #2: I don't think she's going to live very long. --Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Annex Overheard by: Rachel
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:41 pm Post #21534
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Grease! Lady: What Broadway show is this? Little girl: This ain't no Broadway show, it's McDonald's. Lady, laughing: Oh. Well, it looks just like that Broadway show next door. --McDonald's, Times Square Overheard by: Shana
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:42 pm Post #21535
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Now Hug That Hobo and Smile! Girl with camera to group of friends: No, get in front of the train tracks so I can take a picture! Friend: We look like such tourists. Girl with camera: No, I swear, if I lived here, I'd take pictures all the time. --Lower East Side Overheard by: Benny
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


VioletCloud	Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:31 am Post #21536
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:32 am Post #21537
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


VioletCloud	Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:34 am Post #21538
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


nhranger	Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:34 am Post #21539
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	wow this thread is ridiculously big.
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


VioletCloud	Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:35 am Post #21540
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


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