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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:19 pm Post #21501 |
 
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3PM You Know It Doesn't Tell the Future, Right? Male coworker #1: Before you leave, can I please rub your head? Male coworker #2: Huh?! Male coworker #1: I've always wanted to. It would make me really happy! Orlando, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:23 pm Post #21502 |
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2PM Every Golden Girls Episode, in a Nutshell Elderly woman, exiting bathroom and laughing: Oh, that's just great for someone like me, who's single, selfish and horny! Washington, DC Overheard by: what were they talking about..?? |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:24 pm Post #21503 |
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1PM ...But That Was for Dancing in a Cage at the Dean's Party Student: I didn't take out a student loan. Financial aid employee: So, where did you think the check for $2500 was from? Student: Okay, I see where you are going with that. Topeka, Kansas Overheard by: Financial Aid Folks |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:24 pm Post #21504 |
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12PM How Does a Conversation at Work Begin "You Have a Cute Belly Button"? Employee #1: You have a cute belly button. Employee #2: Yeah, I know, but there's stuff in it. I am going to dig it out with a paper clip. Employee #1: Ill. Employee #2: Look at it! Employee #1: Gross! Does it smell? Lancaster, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:24 pm Post #21505 |
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11AM Because It's Invisible to the Naked Eye. Angry coworker to mailroom employee: Why are you ignoring my package? Glenview, Illinois |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:25 pm Post #21506 |
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10AM Why the Oprah Show Exists: Explained. Employee #1: You sure talk a lot. Employee #2: Well, I have a lot of things going through my head, and I think everyone should hear them. Grand Rapids, Michigan |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:25 pm Post #21507 |
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9AM You Knew They'd Come Up with Something Else Now That Waterboarding's Fallen Out Of Favor Senior engineer: And just when everybody is about to explode...bam! Ice cream! Albany, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:25 pm Post #21508 |
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5PM I Will Now Reject Every Helpful Suggestion You May Offer Receptionist to coworker: So my bum hurts because I won't let it poo. Winnipeg Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:26 pm Post #21509 |
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4PM Let's Just Say I'll Never Go Back to the Unitarian Church Woman attending performance: It was twenty dollars per nipple. San Francisco, California Overheard by: where's my 40 bucks? |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:26 pm Post #21510 |
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3PM Says He's a "Customer" Who Needs "Service"-- Yeah, Right Female office drone, about to answer ringing phone: Please don't be an idiot, please don't be an idiot... (a minute later, as she puts the call on hold) Damn! Another one! Chelmsford, Massachusetts Overheard by: She's Not Wrong... |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:27 pm Post #21511 |
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2PM Is That How the Dodgers Escaped Brooklyn in 1957? Coworker #1: Can you do me a favor? Coworker #2: Depends. What is it? Coworker #1: Can you use your vagina to get me a day off? Brooklyn, New York Overheard by: Liz |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:28 pm Post #21512 |
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1PM Go Easy on the Mayonnaise-- It's My First Time Cockney waitress to customer: We haven't got any chicken sandwiches, but I can do an impersonation! Rye England |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:28 pm Post #21513 |
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12PM We Thought So, Tim. Customer service rep: Weren't you PMSing last week? Coworker: Apparently, I was just being a bitch. Tulsa, Oklahoma |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:29 pm Post #21514 |
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11AM Two Girls, One Colt Horse veterinarian to assistant: Okay, I'm going to need him sedated. Sue, you scrub him, and...Heather, get on the penis. Cleveland, Ohio |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:29 pm Post #21515 |
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10AM Fran Drescher Knew Exactly What to Do Office girl: I think someone brought in a mail-order nanny on penis cake day. Scarborough Canadia Overheard by: C.note |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:29 pm Post #21516 |
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9AM Some Of Us Can't Wait for Life After People Coworker, in earnest discussion: I think what's more of a concern these days is the complete disintegration of everything. Croydon England |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:30 pm Post #21517 |
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5PM Mustang Owners Will Kill to Protect Their Babies Boss: I need some old metal rims. Office worker: Can I take some off of my neighbor's Mustang for you? Boss: No, that's homicide. Griswold, Connecticut Overheard by: rememberwhatuheardwhenuwerentevenlistening |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:31 pm Post #21518 |
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4PM Always Good to See Nation-Building Making Progress American construction manager: The concrete cutter doesn't have hearing projection. Afghan safety manager: If he does not make like this, I will f#ck him! Mazar e Sharif Afghanistan Overheard by: SafetyFirst |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:31 pm Post #21519 |
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3PM It's California, Jake Frazzled accountant: So yes, please mail me the statement ASAP! Yes, thanks, thanks. Okay, love you. (after a minute, to peon) Did I just say "I love you"? California |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:32 pm Post #21520 |
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2PM Fool Me Once... Female coworker: Do you have pants on? Male coworker: What? Female coworker: Are you wearing pants? Male coworker: Um... Yes? Female coworker: Okay, good! Wilmington, Delaware Overheard by: Had pants on |
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