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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:01 pm Post #21481 |
 
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5PM ...on My Computer Server #1 : So...yeah, I'm going on a cruise to Hawaii. Server #2: Oh, wow, where are you leaving from? Server #1: Florida. Server #2: That's a really long cruise. Server #1: No, it's not! They're practically right next to each other! Twinsburg, Ohio |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:01 pm Post #21482 |
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4PM The Day We Learned the Truth About the Bulge in Joe's Boxers Coworker: I don't have a listing for anyone, period. Okay, wait...that is a lie. I have listings, just not like on a list or anything. Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: Rusty |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:01 pm Post #21483 |
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3PM Didn't You Promise Your Parole Officer You'd Keep Your Nose Clean? Office worker, breezing past receptionist's desk: Hi! Receptionist, furiously rubbing nose: Got an itchy nose, wanna fight? Portland, Maine Overheard by: Spydoggie |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:02 pm Post #21484 |
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2PM Worst. Pez Dispenser. Ever. Office clerk: Woo! I got candy in *my* box! Chattanooga, Tennesee Overheard by: Wishing her box was as sweet |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:02 pm Post #21485 |
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1PM It's So Sweet That You Believed Them Young stylist: Well, most men don't understand there are different types of orgasms. Some can't get them from anything but oral. Boss: Yeah, I have been that first guy for many girls. Charlotte, North Carolina |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:54 am Post #21486 |
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12PM Though I Knew How to Walk in the Shoes Properly COO: So my son, his sisters have started dressing him up in their clothes and their mother's high heels. I'll come home and he's clomping around in those shoes, and jewelry and a dress! Openly gay office manager: That used to happen to me too! Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:54 am Post #21487 |
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11AM ...Drooling. CSR, about music video: When you watch the video you'll see two chicks making out. I'm to the left of them. Atlanta, Georgia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:54 am Post #21488 |
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10AM And I'm Trying to Get Ahead Of the Curve Coworker: There's no way I can help you out this week, I've just been undulated with work lately. Spring Garden St Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:55 am Post #21489 |
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9AM How Will You Say "Good Morning" to the Boss? Coworker to another, fresh out of reconstructive shoulder surgery: You can't even flip people off. There is nothing more pathetic than a man who cannot raise his middle finger. Financial District Manhattan, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:55 am Post #21490 |
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5PM Tonight on Cinemax: Executive Session Reporter, explaining "executive session" privilege to another: The mayor could f#ck a donkey in executive session, and they wouldn't have to tell me. But if she does it in the regular session, I'll be all over it. Weatherford, Texas Overheard by: Roxie |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:56 am Post #21491 |
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4PM Do I Have to Explain Snow Angels to You Again? Cube dweller, looking at pictures of snow: Jesus lives in Buffalo! Austin, Texas |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:56 am Post #21492 |
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3PM Australian Business Customs: The Short Course Female boss: Guys will be swapping body fluids more than anyone else! Mitchelton Brisbane Australia Overheard by: Beka |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:57 am Post #21493 |
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2PM The History Channel Causes Another Office Feud Accountant: By the way, f#ck Betsy Ross. Santa Monica, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:57 am Post #21494 |
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1PM Have Mercy on Us, People. Oblivious mail worker bee: Hey, Bob*. You have a really large package! Manager, trying not to laugh: Wow. Uh, I'm not going to touch that one. Oblivious mail worker bee: I don't blame you! If you need some help carrying that, let me know. Sandy, Utah |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:58 am Post #21495 |
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12PM ...Or We'll Think You Hate Freedom. Office manager: Dude, you can't stick boobs on your drawers. Canberra Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:58 am Post #21496 |
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11AM How Is It That You Have That and I Don't? 30-something guy: How is it that you have his cell phone number and I don't? 30-something gal: I called him last month when I needed his sperm. South Bend, Indiana Overheard by: Eh, what? |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:58 am Post #21497 |
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10AM ...Now I'm Going to Have Some Special Needs for This Meeting... Executive to director: What are you doing at five pm today? Director: Whatever you need me to be doing. Executive: I'm interviewing a young lady with Down's syndrome and I was hoping to have someone sit in with me to make sure I don't say anything retarded. Director: (blank stare) Executive: Oh. Yeah. Like that. Kansas City, Missouri |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:01 pm Post #21498 |
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9AM For the Last Time, Dalmatians Are Supposed to Have Black Spots Male worker to supervisor complaining about noise: Oh, I'm sorry. Are we interrupting the interesting conversation about your cancer dog? Norristown, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:05 pm Post #21499 |
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5PM That's What You Said About Carrot Top CFO, looking for chocolate: It looks like a goddess with flaming hair or an upside-down horse. Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: Natalie |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:19 pm Post #21500 |
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4PM The Line Between Cute and Crazy Is Obvious to Everyone but the Addict Developer: And so I told the client that she can add cats till...the cats come home. And then I'm done with her. Because there's no f#cking way I'm adding any more cats to this printer cartridge selling website. Mesa, Arizona Overheard by: Chris Cardinal |
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