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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:53 pm Post #21461 |
 
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The English Won't Serve Pizza to Just Anyone Mother to small child: So Paul just has to prove he's a woman now. So that should be fine. Restaurant London England Overheard by: sneaking a peek |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:54 pm Post #21462 |
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The Chemical Element? Drunk man to another: If I had a nose like fluorine I wouldn't be wishing anyone a merry Christmas. Bar Edinburgh Scotland Overheard by: Jesse Green |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:54 pm Post #21463 |
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Why, Are Crocs Back? Patron #1: How are you tonight? Patron #2: Well, I'm currently disappointed in humanity. Bar Columbus, Indiana Overheard by: Projection1234 |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:55 pm Post #21464 |
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from overheardatthebeach.com Florida's Well-Known for Its Cracker Production Boy with pretty eyes: So I told her "porch monkey" is a racial slur. Girl with squinty eyes: Yeah? Boy with pretty eyes: And she says she doesn't know anybody named Rachel. Girl with squinty eyes: Yes she does, her cousin's name is Rachel. --St. Pete Beach, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:55 pm Post #21465 |
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But Mummy, I'm Too Old to Nurse in Public! British mother to young child: Either put it in your mouth or I'm giving it to charity! --Miami Beach, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:55 pm Post #21466 |
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Not That Kind Of Package Girl #1: I'm hungry, let's get crepes! Girl #2: What's a crepe? Girl #1, after pause: It's like a package made out of a pancake. --Santa Barbara, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:56 pm Post #21467 |
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It Isn't the Bronx, Sweetie. Kayaking girl #1: Mom, where do we go? Kayaking mom: Oh, why don't we go to the other side of the island? Kayaking girl #2: No, we can't! I heard they had guns and spears over there--I don't wanna get shot! --Sugarbay, St. Thomas, South Africa Overheard by: yams |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:57 pm Post #21468 |
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What Kind Of Example Are You Setting? Angry father, trying to climb into boat with son: Turn off the f#cking engine, man! I've got a f#cking five-year-old here! Jesus, use your f#cking head! --The Hamptons, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:57 pm Post #21469 |
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Present Company Excepted, Of Course Bedraggled female peddler to another: Man, of all of the spots I've had here I've never seen so many lowlifes congregated around one place. --Venice Beach, California Overheard by: Gary & Nadja |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:57 pm Post #21470 |
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Then You Have a Lot to Learn About Pink Leg-Warmers, Bobby. Little boy, looking at large man: I thought only girls had those. --Florida Overheard by: Northern Lad |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:58 pm Post #21471 |
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He Only Put It in My Mouth, But My Ass Was Still Sore Gay guy #1: Tom has such a huge d!ck! I swear I was walking bow-legged for three days! I think it might become a serious thing! Gay guy #2: I know! He has such a huge d!ck! --Rehoboth Beach, Delaware |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:58 pm Post #21472 |
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fromoverheardattheoffice.com 5PM Pop Quiz: Which Employee Is Overweight? Show Your Work. Male employee #1: What did you bring for lunch today? Male employee #2: A salami sandwich. Male employee #1: That's it? You can't just have salami as your main meat! You can garnish with salami, but you have to have other meat. Des Moines, Iowa |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:59 pm Post #21473 |
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4PM And Now You Won't Let Me Stick Anything In You at All Temp, yelling to fax machine: If you would have sucked it right, there wouldn't be a problem! Fayetteville, North Carolina |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:59 pm Post #21474 |
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3PM Like Gay Men Have to Do Boss to pregnant employee: Yeah, but it's not like you're growing the baby in your ass! Calgary Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:59 pm Post #21475 |
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2PM Come Back and Talk to Me When Your Husband Poops in Your Shoe Excited coworker: I have to tell you a story about Jackson. Surly coworker: Wait, is Jackson your dog? Excited coworker, excitedly: Yes! Surly coworker: I have to go. (walks out of the room) Mississauga Canadia Overheard by: Snowmageddon |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:59 pm Post #21476 |
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1PM Can't Be Gouda for Your Career Cubicle drone: Oh my gosh, I have cheese everywhere! Raleigh, North Carolina |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:00 pm Post #21477 |
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12PM Bank Tellers Are Like Priests, Ma'am Bank customer: As I sat down on the toilet I heard this sickening snap. Bank teller: So you need a replacement ATM card? Wellington New Zealand Overheard by: Sara |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:00 pm Post #21478 |
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11AM ...And the Reverand Will Pronounce You Man and Wife Employee: So, you just cut the head off... Sydney Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:00 pm Post #21479 |
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10AM He Always Bores Me with Inane Stories About His Kids Worker: So, what did the phone company says about the phone line? Boss: I don't know. The robot pick up the phone! I hate talking to a robot, so I hung up. Greenwich Village Manhattan, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:01 pm Post #21480 |
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9AM At Least He Learned How to Hold a Vomiting Woman's Hair Woman #1: What are you doing for New Year's? Woman #2: I don't have any plans yet, what about you? Woman #1: Probably just sit at home and drink some wine. Woman #2: Yeah, I did that last year, and I accidentally got completely bombed in front of my son, so I'm not doing that again. Manhattan, New York |
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