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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:55 pm Post #21441 |
 
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The Baby Doesn't Understand You, Derek. Dude, with narrowed eyes: I know your kind. I bet you're sticky. High School Englewood, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:55 pm Post #21442 |
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...Remember When We Used to Talk About Politics? 60-year-old man #1: Do you get the Disney channel? 60-year-old man #2: I sure do! 60-year-old man #1: Do you ever watch Kim Possible? 60-year-old man #2: It's my favorite show! 60-year-old man #1: No way! Me too! 60-year-old man #2, attempting to sing: Call me, beep me, if ya' wanna reach me! 60-year-old man #1: (silence) 60-year-old man #2: I like the naked rat. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Troy, New York Overheard by: Bacon |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:56 pm Post #21443 |
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Or Did You Shave Your Upper Lip With Occam's Razor? Freshman, walking down hallway with friend: Dude, this hallway smells like the p#ssy I ate last night. High School West Bloomfield, Michigan |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:56 pm Post #21444 |
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John Lennon's "Imagine" Went Through Several Preliminary Drafts Blonde girl: Haha, imagine if my flange was a romantic love chasm... It's more of a cheeky f#ckhole. Loughborough England Overheard by: Gibson |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:57 pm Post #21445 |
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Only If He Promises Not to Perform Auto-fellatio Again Bus-riding teen #1: Fully grown adult males are, like, five inches! I'm telling you! Bus-riding teen #2: No way! Tom is, like, ten inches when it's hard and, like, eight when it's soft! Bus-riding teen #1: Do you want me to get my dad and check? Toronto Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:57 pm Post #21446 |
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And How Do I Get That Job? Woman on cell, after next bus stop is announced: Did you hear that? The woman giving the announcement? It's the same woman every time. I wonder where she is. |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:57 pm Post #21447 |
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R2D2 Refused to Answer Me Student to friend: So I said, "Dude! You're the one inside the metal box!" Harvard University Campus Cambridge, Massachusetts Overheard by: CT girl |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:00 pm Post #21448 |
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Judge the Germans. Mother: Where's Germany? Daughter: There. (points it out on map) Mother: That's not Germany! That's Germany! (points to Africa) Daughter: What? Mom, that's Africa. (points to Germany again) This is Germany. And this is Europe... Mom: Oh. Daughter: Holy shit, mom. Mom: Don't judge me! Renton, Washington |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:00 pm Post #21449 |
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Just the Check Then? Waitress: Do you all need anything else? Black guy: Do ya'll have some salvation back there in the kitchen? Black girl: Are you for real? You makin' me laugh so much I'm gonna need a bucket, ya'll got a bucket back there too? Perkins Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Deanna Gustav |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:00 pm Post #21450 |
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So I Joined the Rugby Team College girl: I'm so ready for my first homoerotic experience! New Paltz, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:01 pm Post #21451 |
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Besides, Wasn't Harmanfadites a King Of Persia? Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today. Female student: What's that? Male student It's when a person is born with boy and girl parts. Female student: Nasty. Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians? Female student: I can't talk about this while I am eating. Wayne State University Detroit, Michigan Overheard by: Jonson |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:01 pm Post #21452 |
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Somebody's Husband Wasn't Properly Fed and Watered Hipster girl to friend: I heard the most offensive thing in Crate & Barrel! San Francisco, California |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:01 pm Post #21453 |
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So You're...a Coxswain? Girl #1: My two biggest concerns in life are rowing and gays. Girl #2: Rowing and what? Girl #1: Gays! George Mason University Fairfax, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:28 pm Post #21454 |
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That's Only 'Cause You Can't Hear Her Annoying teen #1, looking at trashy magazine: She's cute. Annoying teen #2: That's Jessica Simpson. Annoying teen #1: Well, she looks good red-headed and with her mouth open. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Giggling quietly in the pharmacy sectino |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:29 pm Post #21455 |
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Confucius Was Quite the Misogynist Old man to another: Well, ya know what they say. Life's too short to dance with ugly women! Flea Market Nashville, Tennessee |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:31 pm Post #21456 |
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Elizabeth Taylor Would Soon Realize Her Goal Girl to friend: If I'm 80 and still alive, I'm going to eat the whole world. South Bend, Indiana Overheard by: Carole |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:31 pm Post #21457 |
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If That's True, How Come There's Never Been a Real World There? Flight attendant: Okay, everyone, we're going to be landing soon. We would like to be the first to welcome you to reality...I mean, Cleveland. Plane over Cleveland, Ohio |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:43 pm Post #21458 |
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But Perhaps I'm Mis-Remembering Sesame Street Guy, singing: He'll only be your friend if he touches your breast... Girl: What?! Guy, not singing anymore: It's like my favorite song. Metro State Denver, Colorado Overheard by: Squid |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:44 pm Post #21459 |
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And They're the Only Place You Have Any Fat Obviously skinny girl: Do you think I should get lipo? Friend: No! There's nothing wrong with your boobs. Rochester, New York Overheard by: wow!! |
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:44 pm Post #21460 |
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Hey, I'm Still Trying to Figure Out the Color Of My Aura Girl to friend: There's a book you might be interested in, called What Color Is Your Parish. Toronto Canadia Overheard by: mine's ultraviolence |
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