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No Matter Where I Take You, You're Still You

Tourist, yelling at husband who went to magazine kiosk : Get the magazine! Not the paper! Magazine! (husband comes back with paper) *Sigh* Men...they're the same everywhere.

Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia
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I Mean, Look at Betty Boop

Random girl to friend: Just because I've seen your o-face doesn't mean you're attractive.

Berkeley, California

Overheard by: C.S.
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With a Cardboard Cut-Out Of Him, Anyway

Girl: So all these old football guys showed up...and long story short, she ended up making out. With Terry Bradshaw.

Joe's Place
Iowa City, Iowa

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Aren't You Wendy from Season One?

Barista #1: Yeah, Joey does a great Tim Gunn impression. You should ask him to do it for you.
Barista #2: I will. So you really like Project Runway?
Barista #1: Oh my god, yes! Like, I should totally be on that show.
Barista #2: Yeah? Do you do fashion design?
Barista #1: Well, no. But I dress myself really well. And I have really good ideas. But I can't really sew or anything.

Starbucks
Fairborn, Ohio

Overheard by: Barista #3
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I'm Not Even Gonna Ask About Your Leash Collection

Grandmother: So my friend gave me dog biscuits for my birthday.
Teen girl: But you don't have a dog.
Grandmother: She knew I would appreciate them, dear.
Teen girl: And it isn't your birthday.
Grandmother: That doesn't matter. I was going to save them for the Boxer that young man brings around the home, but I got hungry around noon.
Teen girl: Oh no. You didn't.
Grandmother: What? It's not as if I ate them plain. I boiled a cup of coffee and dipped them.

Frammingham, Massachusetts
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I Still Got All Muddy, But I Was Paid for It.

Office worker: Well, I almost went to Woodstock, but then an opportunity to make money came up.
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With His Big Blue Ox

Drunk girl: St. Patrick's day is celebrating St. Patrick...who drove all the rats out of Germany.

University of Evansville
Evansville, Indiana

Overheard by: matt
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Get Off That Muffin for a Sec.

Guy #1, smashing grapes: I'm making wine.
Guy #2: That's not how you make wine.
Guy #3: Yeah, you need yeast. Hey, Melissa, come here.

Maryland
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Show a Man a Waxed P#ssy and You Could Have Brillo on Your Legs

Bikini gal to friend: Wow! Do you ever shave? Your leg stubble just about took my eye out!
Friend: Please, I just spent $85 dollars on a Brazilian wax...look!
Bikini gal: Okay, Brittany, pull your f#cking suit up! I'm just talking about your legs!

Salt Lake City, Utah

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Also Spiritually, Metaphysically, and Anally.

Teen girl: Am I fat?
Teen boy: Emotionally? Yes.

La Jolla, California

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Americans: "See? It's Not Just Us."

15-year-old female student, staring at results of geography test: But I thought Wales was that bunch of small islands at the top of Scotland...

Secondary School
England
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...I Suddenly Had a Brilliant Idea.

Lady #1: My husband and I are going to Vegas tomorrow for four days. Our only trip without the kids. I am ticked because today I got my period.
Lady #2: Oh, what a pain in the ass.
Lady #1: Ahhhh?!

Hamburg, Michigan
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We Sense an Imbalance in The Force

Stoned girl #1: We should go to Tops Yogurt soon!
Stoner girl #2 to stoned guy: Yeah! You should come!
Stoned guy: Why Tops? Why not bottoms?
Stoned girls, in unison: Yeah! Why Tops? Why not bottoms?!

Sacramento, California
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