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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:45 pm Post #21301 |
 
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But We'll Learn Better Ways to Do That in This Class Professor: At concerts, you move your head in an up-and-down motion in certain parts, also known as "headbanging." You may also be Satanic. You may or may not, or you might just to piss off your parents. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:45 pm Post #21302 |
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Who Gives Map Quizzes at the College Level? Student #1, pointing to answer on a map quiz: Why did I get this wrong? Student #2: That's Canada, you labeled it the USA. Student #1: But we own them, the professor said so. Student #2: Figuratively. Student #1: Well, that's misinforming! Cafe, Kent State University Kent, Ohio |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:45 pm Post #21303 |
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Why Vacations Exist. Conductor: Next stop, Chiswick. (trailing off) Chiswick... Chiswick... Cheese balls... Cheese balls...balls. (normal tone) Next stop, Chiswick. B Line Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: Stefa |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:56 pm Post #21304 |
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And What's That on Your Hamburger? Chick: Has anyone seen the bottle of fake blood? Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:57 pm Post #21305 |
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...For Being Boring. Girl on cell: At least I never got kicked off of Facebook! UCLA California Overheard by: what...? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:57 pm Post #21306 |
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Not Even Sofia Bush? Trolley driver, approaching Bush Street: Anyone for Bush? Then get off! Anyone? Anyone? (no one moves) Thank god! San Francisco, California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:57 pm Post #21307 |
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I Can Only Tolerate the Illusion Of Clean Semi-drunk girl in pub crawl attire: I hate Windex, but I f#ckin' love Febreze! Toronto Ontario Canadia Overheard by: History Major |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:58 pm Post #21308 |
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It's Even Worse in Chicago. 8th grade health teacher, answering why you can't put a condom on when you're not erect: So...um, when it's not hard, it's just like there, you know, flapping in the wind... Silver Spring, Maryland Overheard by: nice thought... |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:23 pm Post #21309 |
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Your Editors Pray She's Not from the U.S. Tourist woman to wheelchair-bound local: Can you point me in the right direction? Wheelchair-bound local: Yep, it's straight down that way. Tourist woman: Okay...but is it walkable? St. Lawrence Market Toronto Canadia Overheard by: kingdubby |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:24 pm Post #21310 |
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And the Local Deer Keep Trying to French-Kiss Me 100-pound, totally fit wife: I am pretty sure I have elevated sodium levels. Husband: Your sodium levels are fine, honey. 100-pound, totally fit wife: No, I really think they are high enough to put me in the at-risk category. Husband: What are you basing that on, exactly? 100-pound, totally fit wife: My tongue feels oversalted. Toronto Canadia Overheard by: kingdubby |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:24 pm Post #21311 |
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So Why Would You Want to Be a Middle-School Nurse? Tall woman on cell: It's not like I wanted to do it either, but sometimes you just have to grab her, spread her legs, and shove the tampon in there. I mean it's part of the job after all. Dayton, Ohio Overheard by: I hope she gets hazard pay! |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:31 pm Post #21312 |
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If I Wanted to Read Subtitles I'd Get a Book! Daughter at video store: What about this one, mom? Mom: You pick crap! I'm getting you an animated movie! Rodanthe, North Carolina |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:45 pm Post #21313 |
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And I'm the Dairy Queen. Seven-year-old girl #1: Hey! There goes Angus! Seven-year-old girl #2: Oooh, you are falling in love with him. Seven-year-old girl #1: I am so not falling in love with him. He's allergic to dairy! Australia Overheard by: hahamama |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:46 pm Post #21314 |
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Try It and You're Outtie. Dad to kid: Come back here, or I'll have to beat you! Kid, indignant: You can't beat me! I'm a belly button! Wal-Mart Pasco, Washington |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:46 pm Post #21315 |
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Just Like Whales. Guy with burger to friend, loudly: Penguins are fish, and fish don't eat fish! Vancouver Canadia Overheard by: kib |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:47 pm Post #21316 |
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Scientists Call It "Nature's Junk Drawer" Professor: So does anyone know what the word "matrix" means in Latin? (silence) Professor: Well it means "womb." Now, why might that be? Let's think about it...I mean, I guess a womb is a pretty good place to put...things. George Mason University Fairfax, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:47 pm Post #21317 |
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Since I Dispensed with My Beehive Hairdo Female salesperson: I keep all my secrets in my Furby! Toy Store Toronto Canadia Overheard by: i keep mine in tupperware |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:47 pm Post #21318 |
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And the State Will Take Both Of Us Away Woman to four-year-old daughter: Do not touch anything. Do you know what will happen if you touch something? Little girl: You'll smack me in the face! Liquor Store New Jersey |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:48 pm Post #21319 |
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I'm Not Sure I've Heard This Version Of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" Teenage boy: She said his bazooka was too big for her funhole. High School North Carolina Overheard by: aWkWaRd my comment; is that what they're calling them these days? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:48 pm Post #21320 |
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Or "Dy-no-miiiiite"? Kooky English professor, leading discussion: Now, what if the raven had said "chicken soup"? Birmingham-Southern College Birmingham, Alabama Overheard by: lenore |
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