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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:02 pm Post #21061 |
 
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Teenager to crying little brother: Shut up! Stop it or I'll take away your ShamWow! --Times Square Overheard by: JYC |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:02 pm Post #21062 |
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Teenage boy on cell: I won't c*ck-block! (pause) I won't c*ck-block! --E 77th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Steve G |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:03 pm Post #21063 |
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Girl to friend: Yeah, so before I came in here I wasn't a vegetarian, but now my expectations have changed. --New Williamsburg Cafe Overheard by: Nick Ace |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:07 pm Post #21064 |
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Jenny*: When I say that I'm a vegan, the other Jenny, the little Texan Jenny inside of me goes, "you are so disgusting!" --Tisch School of the Arts Overheard by: Southern Carnivore |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:07 pm Post #21065 |
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White flyer lady, singing: Peeeeople! Veeeegans have bet-ter-sex, bet-ter-health, and live decades longer to enjoy it all! --LaSalle & Broadway |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:13 pm Post #21066 |
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Wannabe vegan on cell: Is applesauce vegan? --Denny's |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:13 pm Post #21067 |
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Guy: You know how vegetarians say they won't eat anything with a face? So what about that woman that got attacked by the chimp? Would they eat her? (stunned silence) Too soon? --Steinway & Broadway, Astoria Overheard by: Go Rangers! |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:14 pm Post #21068 |
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Very young thug to slightly older thug: My nigg@, I'm the f#ckin' ghetto McGyver! I can make a...a cigarette filter into a knife! --Uptown B Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:14 pm Post #21069 |
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Ghetto man: A woman tried to stab me once while we was having sex! --Broadway & 32nd St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:14 pm Post #21070 |
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Girl on cell: She got stabbed 15 times. They said it was self defense. --94th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Dan Rosen |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:15 pm Post #21071 |
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Black guy on cell: Dude, she was trying to stab me with a corkscrew! I couldn't listen to you at a time like that! I was in crisis mode! (pause) Yes! A f#cking corkscrew! A corkscrew, nigg@! A motherf#cking corkscrew! --Fulton Street Mall |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:16 pm Post #21072 |
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Hobo, wearing plastic crown wrapped in toilet paper: And after I got out of jail for trying to stab that motherf#cker with a screwdriver, I said "f#ck it, I'm the motherf#cking Statue of Liberty! What you looking at, whitey?" --4/5 Train Overheard by: Whitey |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:16 pm Post #21073 |
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Hip young NYU student on cell: I was with Ricky again last night. (pause) Yeah, I had to pull the knife out on him again. (pause) No, but it was funny, though. --NYU Overheard by: brooklyn1234 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:16 pm Post #21074 |
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Hey, Can I Help That I'm a Planner? 12-year-old boy: Hey guys! We are gonna take a day this summer and just do stuff! Like have sex and stuff! 9-year-old boy: That's all you ever talk about! --Windsor Terrace, Brooklyn Overheard by: ahahahahahahahaha |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:17 pm Post #21075 |
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Don't You Get Points for That? Customer: Do you have any more frisbees? Cashier: NYU isn't really a frisbee school. Customer: Why not? Cashier: You could hurt a tourist. --Bookstore, NYU |
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:53 am Post #21076 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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1405 pages of speim. And counting..... 
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:36 am Post #21077 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:36 am Post #21078 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:37 am Post #21079 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:37 am Post #21080 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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