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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:03 pm Post #21041 |
 
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85-year-old woman with leathery skin, in neon pink jumpsuit and sunglasses, with cigarette in one hand and cane in the other: I wish that c#nt would just f#cking kill herself! --Madison Square Garden Overheard by: kyle |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:03 pm Post #21042 |
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Woman to son, as they look at street vendors' wares: Oh, and do you have the number for the suicide hotline? --Prince & Mulberry |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:03 pm Post #21043 |
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Upper West Side suit to friend: And I was like, "but I've worn that four times, I can't wear that again. I'd just have to kill myself!" --Broadway & 104th St Overheard by: Cat |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:03 pm Post #21044 |
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Man, to the tune of "Lean on Me": Sometimes in our lives/we want to jump right out the window... --DUMBO, Brooklyn Overheard by: amused |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:04 pm Post #21045 |
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Toddler: Mommy, you make me suicidal! --Roosevelt Island Bus |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:04 pm Post #21046 |
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Suit on cell: I mean, imagine our mothers in Playboy... --Borders, Penn Station Overheard by: I'd Rather Not |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:04 pm Post #21047 |
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50-something suit to others: Ya, we sold ten bags of herb and made $100. --Wall St & William St Overheard by: Mike D |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:05 pm Post #21048 |
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Suit on cell: Hey, mom! Ma! 7 cents! You owe me 7 cents! --5th Ave & 22nd St Overheard by: Katie |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:05 pm Post #21049 |
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30-something suit to hot female: I can't reassure you about your body while we're in bed, because that would imply that there's something going on between us. --W Broadway & Houston |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:05 pm Post #21050 |
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Man in suit: Every day I try to do something out of my comfort zone, like hanging out with you. --Broadway & Murray St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:41 pm Post #21051 |
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Older woman to bored-looking male dinner companion, as they are seated at a table: Now we have to think of something to talk about. --The Place, West Village Overheard by: Colleen |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:41 pm Post #21052 |
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Female grad student: I was trippy enough to talk to Shrek, but not trippy enough for him to answer. --Columbia University Overheard by: Poogins |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:42 pm Post #21053 |
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Hobo with huge afro chasing after two chatting women: Are you talking when the champion is speaking?! How dare you? --2nd Ave & 9th St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:42 pm Post #21054 |
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Teacher to class entering auditorium: Children, stop talking! This is a building! --College of Mount Saint Vincent |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:43 pm Post #21055 |
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Man on cell: Ray Romano, you're talking to a millionaire! --Chelsea Overheard by: Katie |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:43 pm Post #21056 |
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Girl on phone: It's just like, he seriously has a really squishy face that you can stick your finger in, and it goes like a million miles in, and you're just like "what the f#ck!" But yeah, nothing happened, we just talked. --Palladium Residence Hall, NYU |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:55 pm Post #21057 |
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High school girl: She banged some dude with no condom during her period, then she blew another guy after the basketball game. --Panera, Queens Overheard by: NBG1 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:58 pm Post #21058 |
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Teen: My health teacher always yells at me for being late. Shouldn't she be, like, sustaining my self-esteem? --Green Apple Cafe Overheard by: Julie |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:58 pm Post #21059 |
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Hippie teenager leaving bathroom: When I see you all later, I will not have any idea who the hell you are! --Nokia Theater, Times Square Overheard by: dan |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:58 pm Post #21060 |
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Teenage girl to cute guy, after spitting on door window: I have a bad habit of spittin'. --E Train Overheard by: MrsBall |
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