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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:41 pm Post #21021 |
 
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Man on crowd: Stop shoving! There are f#cking kids here, watch out, @sshole! --Rockefeller Center Overheard by: Alexis |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:41 pm Post #21022 |
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Man walking with small kid on cell: Ain't no one cursing at yo! F#ck, why you got to be like that? --Union Square Overheard by: Heather |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:42 pm Post #21023 |
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Woman on cell: I just hate for people to hear my conversations in public. --Duane Reade, 34th & 8th Overheard by: Nicole |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:42 pm Post #21024 |
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20-something girl to two girlfriends: We've been dating for two months. Normally in my relationships, it's "he loves me, and I love me," but now I feel like he knows I like him, and that threatens me. --Penn Station |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:42 pm Post #21025 |
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8th grade boy to another: Aren't I the woman in this relationship? --Bell Academy |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:43 pm Post #21026 |
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Woman to friend: He said he wanted to dress me up, take me out, and show me off to the world. Instead we'd go out, he'd make me pay, and tell me how great everyone else looked. --3rd Ave & 37th th |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:43 pm Post #21027 |
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Cute guy in Yankees hat: I need a wild, destructive relationship for awhile. --Brother Jimmy's, 81st & Amsterdam |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:43 pm Post #21028 |
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Guy: Yeah, I just got over a long-term relationship. You know, two to three months. --Starbucks, 67 & Columbus |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:44 pm Post #21029 |
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Guy on cell: I don't know if I already told you this, but I don't have a job or a show. So we could go a date until the end of time. --MacDougal & 7th St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:45 pm Post #21030 |
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Steve Guttenberg to way-too-young date: I like you and I would like to see you, just not every day. --Upper West Side my comment: was it really him? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:45 pm Post #21031 |
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Teenage nerd: My boss and my dealer have the same name. One time I called my boss asking for weed, and he was like "hey!" and I was like "yo, lemme cop" and he was like "I think you have the wrong number" and I hung up. --Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: joy |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:55 pm Post #21032 |
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Yuppie 30-something in black coat and white scarf: I'm going crazy! I've got his dealer's number programmed into my phone, but I can't remember her name, so if I call, I won't know who to ask for. And you have to know who to ask for, or they'll think you're a cop! --16th St & 7th Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:55 pm Post #21033 |
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Loud, mildly intoxicated girl at dinner: People who litter are so much worse than drug dealers. --Brooklyn |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:56 pm Post #21034 |
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Lady on cell: Tourism is the only industry that doesn't depend on drug cartels. --14th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Diaz |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:56 pm Post #21035 |
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Chick on cell: It's all about the eyeball lick. Tell her. --59th St & 9th Ave Overheard by: aenigma |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:56 pm Post #21036 |
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NYPD cop: I would rather lick the street than ever smell your fart again. --Forsyth St & E Houston St Overheard by: Dave-o |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:01 pm Post #21037 |
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Teen girl to friends: He's so gross! Seriously, I'd rather lick my cat's @sshole than hook up with that guy! --Barnes & Noble, Bayside |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:01 pm Post #21038 |
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Guy at bar to friend: I can't believe you married a woman who won't lick your @sshole. --Ale House, MacDougal St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:01 pm Post #21039 |
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Random woman: Why do you always insist on licking my elbow? --86th & 3rd Overheard by: Jana |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:01 pm Post #21040 |
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Guy: But that way everyone feels a little more suicidal, and that makes it much more interesting. --Broadway & 9th |
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