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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:33 pm Post #21001 |
 
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When Regular Dudes Try to Pretend They're Hugh Hefner, They Inevitably Just Come Off As Creepy Construction guy #1, in thick New York accent: Hey, Harry! Construction guy #2: Yeah? Construction guy #1: I'm havin' a pajama party at my house tonight, you wanna come over? --53rd & 3rd |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:34 pm Post #21002 |
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...Albeit a Queer One. Woman #1, watching New York City Gay Men's Chorus rehearse Single Ladies: Does anyone know what this is? Woman #2: This is a New York moment! --Symphony Space |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:34 pm Post #21003 |
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Either Way, Dane Cook Isn't Very Funny Girl #1: I think he is bipolar. Girl #2: Umm...he's dyslexic. There's a big difference. --Frank Sinatra School of the Arts High School Headline by: PeterG |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:35 pm Post #21004 |
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Tonight's Movie: P.S.- I Thug You Large, intimidating thug: So you think you're grown up, huh? You think you're a man? Small boy: (nods) Large, intimidating thug: Then why don't you get a job? Move out? Small boy: Cause I love you! Large, intimidating thug, more quietly: Well, I love you too. --Downtown A Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:36 pm Post #21005 |
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I Still Don't Get Why You Were Pantsless, Though Asian chick: Really!? Seriously!? That's so rude! I've never had anything like that happen to me before! Blonde friend: Yeah, I know! What an @sshole! Asian chick: Wait, are you sure? He just fingered you with all those people in the restaurant watching? (friends laugh) Asian chick: Wait...what? I don't get it. That's what people say, right? He fingered you. He put his middle finger up. Brunette friend, still laughing: No, no! He gave her the finger. He did not finger her. Asian chick: Oh! Wow! I'm so glad I made that mistake now. I would have told everyone that she got fingered tonight. --8th Ave, Chelsea Overheard by: Wondering how anyone makes that mistake... |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:36 pm Post #21006 |
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It's Also the Stand-Up Comedy Golden Rule Twink: Okay, new rule, new rule! "If you can't f#ck me standing up, you can't fuck me". Friend: Yeah. Twink: Actually, that is a really good rule. --Marie's Crisis Piano Bar, West Village Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:37 pm Post #21007 |
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Boss: Wait, can I ask a city girl question? Do butterflies come from caterpillars?? --Office, 8th Ave Overheard by: kpan |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:37 pm Post #21008 |
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Tall blond tourist looking at Egyptian artifacts: So, are these, like, all real artifacts, or like, what? Know what I mean? --The Metropolitan Museum |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:37 pm Post #21009 |
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Girl to station agent: Can I go the other direction from here? --W 103rd St Overheard by: Emily B. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:38 pm Post #21010 |
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Blonde bimbo: Skydiving...is that the one done on water? --Jerome Avenue Line |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:38 pm Post #21011 |
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Woman, looking around crowded waiting area: I wonder how many people here are waiting for a train? --Waiting Area, Penn Station |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:38 pm Post #21012 |
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Woman in elevator, after bumping into Al Roker: Wasn't that Tom Brokaw? --Fisk Building |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:39 pm Post #21013 |
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Exasperated woman on phone: It's a phone interview! What does it matter what type of boobs I have? --Office Building, 32nd & 7th Overheard by: erkala |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:39 pm Post #21014 |
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Girl, after guy accidentally hit her boob: Ow! You should be squeezing them, not hitting them! --Toys R' Us, Times Square Overheard by: Lotte |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:39 pm Post #21015 |
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Upper West Side girl to friend: I hate that my boobs are so big! It completely ruins that skirt for me. --Canal Street |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:40 pm Post #21016 |
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Hobo: But I don't want to love my breasts! --Ave B |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:40 pm Post #21017 |
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Man on cell: So you're coming to New York? That's good. I called your mother, she said you're staying with some girl with big tits tonight. --West 4th Street |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:40 pm Post #21018 |
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Guy to another, while at lunch: I don't care if you think I live too fast and I'll be dead at 45. At least I'll die with a tittie in my mouth! --Bryant Park Overheard by: sal b |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:40 pm Post #21019 |
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Lady shouting into cell: Stop screaming in my ear! Stop screaming in my ear! Stop screaming in my ear! --Flatbush Ave, Prospect Heights Overheard by: Ja9 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:41 pm Post #21020 |
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Deli cashier with heavy accent to West Indian man with heavy accent: I don't speak Jamaican! I speak English! --Crown Heights Overheard by: Holly |
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