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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:36 pm Post #20981 |
 
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12PM Why Olympic Athletes Now Get Sesame Jack Chicken Strips Instead Of Medals Mom: If she gets convicted, I'm taking you to T.G.I. Friday's. Son: Can we go even if she doesn't? Because it will feel like a victory either way, then. Courthouse Mentor, Ohio Overheard by: Bird is the word |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:45 pm Post #20982 |
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11AM New-Employee Hazing Can Get Out Of Hand Female cube dweller to coworker: Stop that, you don't know me well enough to bite my nipples! Rockford, Illinois |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:56 pm Post #20983 |
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10AM A Manhole Explosion Could Ruin the Holiday Construction manager on phone: He said the manhole was okay as long as you stayed 6 inches away from it. (pause) Yeah. We're well over 6 inches. We're almost 8. (pause) Well, send me a nasty e-mail. (laughter) Just not too nasty, I don't want to feel bad before the Thanksgiving break! Woodland, California Overheard by: Wonderfully Amuzed |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:58 pm Post #20984 |
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9AM Wouldn't It Be Easier Just to SuperPoke Each Other? Seven-year-old coworker's daughter: You're a loser! 28-year-old office worker: Well, you're Barack Obama! Seven-year-old coworker's daughter: You're John McCain! 28-year-old office worker: You're Sarah Palin! Seven-year-old coworker's daughter: Well...you're Ashley Tisdale!! Los Angeles, California Overheard by: three_eyed_fish |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:11 pm Post #20985 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com "Uh-Oh, SpaghettiOs!"-- the NYC Version Woman: Open up my pants, and what do you find? Man: Bing-bong, it's chlamydia! --E Train Overheard by: HappyCamper |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:11 pm Post #20986 |
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Preferably Someplace with Cameras Girl #1: I will not touch your chest on a crowded subway. Girl #2: Some other place, then. --4 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:12 pm Post #20987 |
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I Always Appreciate Good Classical Form Girl #1: Did you see those two homeless men fighting by the subway? Girl #2: I know! That was horrible! Girl #1: Yeah. I was rooting for the guy in blue. Girl #2: Really? I was going for the other one. --Chelsea |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:12 pm Post #20988 |
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You Seem to Have a Gift, My Friend (lady with 12-15 hula hoops walks onto subway and sits across a sleepy hobo) Hobo, surprised: Oh! Why you have all those hula hoops? Hula hoop lady: Oh, well, I'm a professional hula hooper...seriously! Hobo: Nah, nah, I see it. Hula hoop lady: I teach a class with hula hoops. Hobo: Yeah... (very matter-of-fact) I see the physicality of it. (Hobo gets up and does a gyrating hula hooping motion for five seconds) Hula hoop lady: Yeah, people really get into it. --L Train Overheard by: Rock the Red Sock |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:12 pm Post #20989 |
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Takes Time to Get Used to the Vestigial Tail, Though Girl: Why do you like her so much? Guy: She's just so weird-looking! --NYU |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:13 pm Post #20990 |
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We Should Probably Stop Hauling Them Around in Duffel Bags Girl #1: Did that cab smell like something to you? Girl #2: Yeah, it smelled like burgers. Girl #1: I was going to say smelled like the refugees. Girl #2: What the f#ck? --44th & 9th Overheard by: penny |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:14 pm Post #20991 |
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"...Do You Think I'm Pretty?" Girl high school senior: He's so very uncomfortable that he makes everyone else uncomfortable with his discomfortability. Boy high school senior: He's very in possession of his femininity. Girl high school senior: You have no idea how much time he's spent crying to me about that. "Everyone thinks I'm gay. I don't know what I am. No, I'm not gay! Definitely not!" --Downtown 6 Train Overheard by: Adam Nathan |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:16 pm Post #20992 |
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For Shezzle? yeshiva girl #1: So I really wanted those boots, but I couldn't find them online for less than $190, but then I found them for $110, so I just bought them and told my nana to just take $100 out of my allowance. But she was like, "no, it's okay." yeshiva girl #2: That's so nice. yeshiva girl #1: I know, and I was like, "but nana, you said the market was really bad right now!" yeshiva girl #2: What does your nana do? yeshiva girl #1: She embezzles. --Starbucks, 29th & Park Ave Overheard by: little barista in the big city |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:18 pm Post #20993 |
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Same As the Hits We Just Took. Guy #1, with thick Long Island accent: What is the plural for "coffee"? Guy #2: Just put an "s" on it. "Coffees." Same as with "sheep." I think it is the same because of the two "e"s. --40th St & 5th Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:19 pm Post #20994 |
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Mind Your Gap, Kimberly Conductor: Next stop, Lexington. Four-year-old girl, cutting him off: Shut up! Shut up! Mother: Who are you tellin to shut up? Four-year-old girl: That man! We *know* where we is! Conductor: Please stand clear of the closing doors. Four-year-old girl: We know! This ain't the first time we rode a train, sir! --N Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:20 pm Post #20995 |
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And He Was Like, "Not Without a Drink, I Can't" Hippie dude: So then what happened? Hippie girl: He asked if he could buy her a drink, and she said, "nah, but you can f#ck me!" --St. Mark's & 2nd Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:26 pm Post #20996 |
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You Lose Half a Grade for Ruining My Joke Male student: (question is inaudible) Old male professor: You want to have sex with me? Male student: No, what's number six? Old male professor: Oh,I was about to say I'm happily married. --John Jay College Overheard by: LMAO |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:29 pm Post #20997 |
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You Know How the Other Guys Gossip Construction worker #1: Want to have sex in the bathroom? Construction worker #2: Not right now. --E 28th St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:29 pm Post #20998 |
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I Swear, Yesterday One Of Them Spat at Me Teen girl #1, pointing to mannequin: Look! Those are the boobs we were talking about! Teen girl #2: I know, those boobs are so obnoxious! --89th St & Broadway |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:29 pm Post #20999 |
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If Gossip Girl Were Written by Real New Yorkers... Boyfriend: I wouldn't marry you. I would pay for half and give you a ride to the clinic. Girlfriend: Baby, that's beer money. Just push me down the stairs and we'll go out. Boyfriend: I love you. --84th & 1st |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:30 pm Post #21000 |
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None Of the Best Earthquakes Vacation There Brunette #1 to friend: I have like no idea what's going on in the world right now. I should start watching the news. Brunette #2: Well, I heard that Italy is becoming less popular. You know, like on the Richter scale. --78th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Teresa |
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