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AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:57 pm Post #20941
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM And Be Grateful I Don't Ask You to Travel Back in Time Officer: Immediately! Intern: Like now, immediately? San Diego, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:57 pm Post #20942
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM But at Least It Was Over Quickly, Am I Right? Man, to woman he accidentally bumped into in elevator: Sorry, didn't mean to nail you like that! Lansing, Michigan
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:58 pm Post #20943
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM I'd High-Five You, but First I Have to Vomit HR director: You look like hell. I mean, seriously exhausted. HR manager: Thanks. That makes me feel tons better. Let me try it--you look like you're coming off of a three-day bender! Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:58 pm Post #20944
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM And You Should See His Celebrity Impersonations Female account manager: So I'm going to lunch with a guy that does female Viagra... Female marketing director: What do you mean he does female Viagra? Quiet Office, 5th Avenue New York City, New York Overheard by: i heard that!
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:58 pm Post #20945
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM "There's No Room at the Inn, Bitcheeesss!" National sales director, about company Christmas tree contest: F#ck needy people. This is about Christmas! Bonner Springs, Kansas
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:59 pm Post #20946
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM It's a Short Career for Most Of Them Luddite sales manager: What's "SSL"? Lead developer: "Secure Socket Layer." It's a... Marketing manager, listening to iPod: Who's an insecure soccer player? Software Company Auckland New Zealand Overheard by: Kiwibloke
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:59 pm Post #20947
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM Chinese Restaurants in Particular Salesgirl: How was your first trip to New York? Have a good time? Salesman: Oh my god, it was awesome! All the restaurants we went to were amazing! So expensive, though. Salesgirl: Yeah, Manhattan's pretty pricey. Salesman: Yeah. (pause). I think the restaurants are expensive because they have to import all their supplies onto the island. Studio City, California Overheard by: goofopet
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:59 pm Post #20948
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM Engineers Often Develop Delusions Of Godhood Engineer to secretary: I don't want to be accused of misplacing nine years of your life! Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: 812
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:00 pm Post #20949
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM Or Just a Communist? Clerk #1: What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Clerk #2: I'm not doing anything, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Clerk #1: What, are you Jewish? Leader Heights, Maryland
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:00 pm Post #20950
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM I Mean Nuns! Nuns! Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: I have a joke for you. Hot 20-something: Is it appropriate? Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: Yes, of course it is. Hot 20-something: Alright. Octogenarian lobby help desk guy: So there were two strippers... Hot 20-something: (walks away) Denver, Colorado Overheard by: waiting for the rest of the joke.
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:00 pm Post #20951
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM ...In Totally Unrelated News, I Met the CEO Today. Coworker to another, during lunch: Would you know a maggot if you saw one? Austin, Texas Overheard by: Glad they didn't bring anything back for me.
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:02 pm Post #20952
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Her Rap Name Is "Fecal Masta" Lady in stall: I am on the toilet! I am biting the bullet! I am making a song about poo! What does that say about you? Dallas, Texas Overheard by: Helio
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:07 pm Post #20953
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Ever Wondered Why We All Walk Down the Hallway in V Formation? Employee #1, about former boss: Why is her Facebook picture a bird? Employee #2: She loved birds. She has a cajillion of them. When she worked here there was bird shit everywhere. There are still some remnants. Falls Church, Virginia Overheard by: My desk has a window
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:07 pm Post #20954
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM I Told Him He Was My Only Client! Ghetto EKG tech: How is you gonna pay fo' yo' rent now that you got that big house? Even more ghetto secretary: I'm gonna have to suck a lot of d!ck! (passing-by physician gives an uncomfortable glance at them) Ghetto secretary: Oh shit! I shouldn't have said that out loud! Tampa, Florida
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:09 pm Post #20955
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM Not from One Of Those Little Packages, Though. Art teacher, looking at another eating Pringles: Pringles are the perfect chip, based on the texture, shape, and lines. They fit perfectly in your mouth. History teacher: I don't know. If you asked me, I'd just prefer a Lay. Teacher's Lounge Marvell, Arkansas Overheard by: They Let Me Teach Children
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:09 pm Post #20956
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM Jarvis Remembers the Alamo Burger Male coworker to female coworker: So, did you have the diarrhea before lunch or after lunch? Austin, Texas Overheard by: Joel
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:10 pm Post #20957
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM As My Nametag Clearly States IT guy: Where do I need to put this? Lady down the hall: If you can't get it in that one, just stick it in the back. It doesn't matter where you stick it. I'm easy. Memphis, Tennessee
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:10 pm Post #20958
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM Except She Didn't Carry a Tomahawk Boss: My daughter used to have a friend when she was little. The kid's mom was from Sweden and the dad was from Slovenia, one of those countries in...where is it again? Admin: Eastern Europe. Boss: Exactly, one of those Indian countries. San Francisco, California Overheard by: workingwithmorons
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:11 pm Post #20959
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM And It Sometimes Takes Them Weeks to Open Their Eyes. Blonde, ditzy coworker: Well, why would they send gloves? Babies are born without thumbs. Even I know that, and I don't have any children! Westport, Connecticut
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:12 pm Post #20960
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM As Spicy As Videoconferencing Ever Gets Remote office: DC, have you got it up yet? DC office: We've got it up, now we're trying to make it bigger. Washington, DC
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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