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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:12 pm Post #20921 |
 
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Saturn, for Instance, Has Universal Healthcare Activist #1: Hey girls, want to save the world together? Girl #1: Ummmm... Activist #2: Do you like our planet? Girl #2: Eh, I've been to better. Thanks, but no thanks. --Seal Beach, California |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:59 pm Post #20922 |
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from overheardintheoffice.com 5PM ...and We Put Them in the Tacos Store manager: These new shoes make me feel like I'm walking on dead babies. (pause) You know, before they hit rigor mortis. Kitchener Canadia Overheard by: Drewerd |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:59 pm Post #20923 |
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4PM Why Does It Also Say "No Fat Chicks?" Wife, reading advertisement: What is an erotic petting zoo? Husband: A what? Wife, louder: An erotic petting zoo! Husband, looking: That says "exotic" petting zoo. Wife: Oh, well...that makes more sense. Pigeon Forge, Tennessee |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:00 pm Post #20924 |
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3PM Clearly the Best Part Of Angels and Demons Secretary to another, talking about movie: I know, I am soooo into antimatter! Austin, Texas my comment: it could've been about star trek |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:00 pm Post #20925 |
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2PM Why Do I Find That So Flattering? White male caseworker, over cubicle wall: We have off Monday? Female caseworker: Yes, ma'am! White male caseworker: Hey! Female caseworker: Oh, sorry. I thought you were a black woman with a really deep voice! Norristown, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:01 pm Post #20926 |
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1PM Grey's Anatomy Plotlines Have Gotten Thinner Than Ever This Season Distraught receptionist on phone: Derek, stealing boots was not our decision, it was your decision. Reston, Virginia Overheard by: Receptionist #2 |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:01 pm Post #20927 |
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12PM Why Are My Nipples So Sore? Male attorney #1: So it's been heavy these days? Male attorney #2: Yeah, I can't wait for this period to be over. (females nearby snigger to each other) Manhattan, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:01 pm Post #20928 |
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11AM If You Don't Drink Coffee, You're Boring and All Your Stories Suck Assistant: I'm going to Starbucks; can I get you anything? IT tech: What's Starbucks? Lawrence, Kansas Overheard by: a girl who HASN'T been living under a rock |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:02 pm Post #20929 |
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10AM Ooo, Let's Play Patty-Cake! Male coworker #1: My hands are unusually soft and supple today. Male coworker #2, putting on lotion: Now mine will be too! You got me in the mood! Irvine, California Overheard by: mikkele |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 pm Post #20930 |
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9AM What, Asians? Coworker on phone: I don't remember...do your people all wear those rubber latex gloves? Kansas City, Missouri Overheard by: Yikes! Who is she talking to? |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 pm Post #20931 |
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5PM I Hear He's Religious. Boss: How do you spell "Matthew"? Receptionist: Ask Matt, he might know. Vancouver Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:04 pm Post #20932 |
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4PM Was That a Threat, Ma'am? Guard to woman, as metal detector beeps at her: Please step over here, ma'am. Woman: I don't carry sharp objects on me...except my wit. Guard: Please. LAX Security Check-In Los Angeles, California Overheard by: 2Aron |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:04 pm Post #20933 |
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3PM Career Tip: Find Out Which Colleagues Not to Joke With. And Don't. Coworker #1: It was amazing. He was the first blind man to climb mount Everest. He was in the news and everything. Coworker #2: Did they say anything about his dog? Coworker #1: What? Waterloo Ontario Canadia Overheard by: Meesh |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:05 pm Post #20934 |
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2PM Then He Changes His Shoes in Front Of Me, and It's Just Creepy Project manager, reading e-mail from vendor: Hey, Travis*! What the f#ck is this? Travis*: Oh, yeah, that guy. He's like the f#ckin' Mr Rogers of switchgear. Always with the "have a great day!" Project manager: Hmm... Travis*: And I'm all "you've got $140,000 in liquidated damages, so shut the f#ck up, bitch, and get me my stuff!" Fallon, Nevada Overheard by: trippin on DayQuil |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:05 pm Post #20935 |
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1PM 'Cause If You Stop Walking, You Die Eager presenter: We need people who can walk the talk and live the walk. Kirtland, Ohio Overheard by: street smart, no street genuis! |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:13 pm Post #20936 |
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12PM At Least That Means You're Gettin' Some. Nurse #1: I have the worst zit right now. Nurse #2: Seriously, I'm like a walking ad for herpes! Hospital Salt Lake City, Utah Overheard by: Hoping you're only talking about that cold sore... my comment: not something you want to hear your health providers to be talking about |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:15 pm Post #20937 |
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11AM Like Real Sisters Ever Discourage Premarital Sex Batty old receptionist to worker: So what did you do over Thanksgiving weekend? Worker: Oh, I delivered twins! Batty old receptionist: Okay... Worker: I'm a Big Sister with Big Brothers/Big Sisters, and my little sister got pregnant. Guess that means I'm not such a good Big Sister... Beverly Hills, California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:56 pm Post #20938 |
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10AM You're Getting Warmer Middle-aged woman: How many years are in a decade? Isn't it eight? Or nine? Or something? Oshawa Ontario Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:57 pm Post #20939 |
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9AM Remember What a Disaster the 70's Were? Cube rat: We had to take them off so that we could trim the bush. Because, you know, you have to trim your bush. Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: Heather |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:57 pm Post #20940 |
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5PM And Now the Nightly News With Poet William Wordsworth Sales drone: I thought nature was dead? London England Overheard by: Bemused Techie |
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