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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:56 pm Post #20901 |
 
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A Long-Handled One, If You Follow Me Drunk student: I want nothing more in life than to be able to turn into a shoehorn. Vancouver Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:56 pm Post #20902 |
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That Would Just Be Icing on the Cake Woman to friend: I just want a sibling. I don't care if they're into sex. Marrickville Australia Overheard by: Jaclyn |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:57 pm Post #20903 |
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Without Menopause, We'd Have an Infanticide Epidemic Grandmother, about tantrum-throwing child: I think it might be time to put her to sleep. Mother: Yeah. Come on honey, we'll go home and have a nap! Grandmother, under her breath: That's not what I meant. Westfield Shopping Center South Morang Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:57 pm Post #20904 |
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Sylvia's Whole Life Is a Word Problem Annoyingly talkative woman: I got my pumpkin t-shirt at Old Navy eight years ago. I wear it every year. But I've only worn it... eight times! Commuter Train Toronto Canadia Overheard by: M@ |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:58 pm Post #20905 |
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Nothing But The Chicken Dance for Me and My Posse White geek girl: I swear, if it's the goddamn Macarena, I'm gonna cap a bitch! Highlands Ranch, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:58 pm Post #20906 |
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Why They Were Kicked Out Of the National History Museum Gay guy, gesturing at transvestite performing onstage: I don't want to see any more boobs. Show me the d!cks! Gay friends, approving: We want d!cks! DNA Lounge San Francisco, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:58 pm Post #20907 |
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And I'll Film It for YouTube. Dad to little girl sitting on railing, watching sea lions: You fall down, that's it. If you fall down, I'm not helping you. (pause) And the sea lion's gonna eat you. Pier 39 San Francisco, California Overheard by: Paulo |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:59 pm Post #20908 |
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At Least She Correctly Identified Them As Birds. High school girl, looking at seagulls feeding: That ain't crows, them are ducks! Overheard by: Yugan |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:29 pm Post #20909 |
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If It Weren't for Those Compromising Nudie Pics Of You with the Chalupa Guy #1: (mumbles) Guy #2: Well, maybe you need to be more white. Guy #1: What are you talking about? I'm Mexican, you're white! (pause) Guy #2: Dude, you would make the best politician. Bathroom, UC Santa Cruz California |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:31 pm Post #20910 |
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He Caught Me and Said, "I Got You, Babe." Random guy: I came out of the womb at Sonny's Bar-BQ! Gainesville, Florida Overheard by: heidi |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:31 pm Post #20911 |
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You'd Rather Be Cheated on with Someone Ugly? Hot girl: So when I finally met the girl he cheated on me with, I was in shock, because she was about a thousand times hotter than she looked on the picture I found. Guy friend: Yeah. Well, some people are just not photogenic. Hot girl: No, you don't understand! She's like supermodel hot, he had like no choice, even I would have f#cked that Moroccan bitch right then and there. Guy friend: That's so hot. Hot girl: Life is not fair. Starbucks |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:32 pm Post #20912 |
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For the Low, Low Introductory Fee Of Only $9.95 Woman on cell outside Target store: And then he'll pee on your face! San Jose, California |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:32 pm Post #20913 |
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He'd Just Gone Off His Meds-- Whew! Girl: At first, I was really afraid he was cheating on me, but then I called him the next day and asked him where he was the night before... Girl's friend: Well, where was he? Girl: Oh, he was having drinks with John Lennon. I was freaking out for no reason! New York |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:08 pm Post #20914 |
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from overheardatthebeach.com Magic Elves Can't Spell for Shit Mother to child: What?! Is this writing on your arm? Oh, no...don't say you don't know! Tell me: was it a little magic elf that did this to you?! Was it?! --Sasco Beach, Fairfield, Connecticut Overheard by: halliefaith |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:08 pm Post #20915 |
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I'll Take That Silence to Mean It's Been Your Lifelong Dream Old short man: When was the last time you were with an old and short man? 19-year-old girl: (silence) --Old Orchard Beach, Maine Overheard by: Stephanie Wall |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:11 pm Post #20916 |
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We Have Enough Imaginary Llamas to Deal with As It Is Hot teen girl #1: Sexy llama come to mama. (throws imaginary lasso) Hot teen girl #2 (caught in the imaginary lasso): Unce unce unce unce...yes. Random lady to son nearby: See honey, this is why we don't eat magical mushrooms. --Rehoboth Beach, Deleware Overheard by: kevin |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:11 pm Post #20917 |
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To Some White People, There's Only One Big Black Person Six-year-old girl (about book on Obama): That's our new President! Teen: Yeah, do you know what his name is? Six-year-old girl: Martin Luther King! --Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: tori |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:12 pm Post #20918 |
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We End Up With an Alfredo Sauce 40-something woman: Yeah, I cook a lot of chicken. I like it baked or fried, but my husband likes when I jerk it. --Pompano Beach, Florida Overheard by: Nastyasha |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:12 pm Post #20919 |
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That's When They Turn on the Wave Machine Beach guy #1: Hurry up! Beach guy #2: Fellas, what's the rush? The beach only starts at two! --Cape Town, South Africa |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:12 pm Post #20920 |
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I've Never Admired You More, Mom Teenage girl: Rob Lowe is ridiculously hot. Hey, did you know he has a sex tape? Girl's mother: Yes, I did know that because I starred in it with him. And he was good. --Biloxi, Mississippi |
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