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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:08 pm Post #20881 |
 
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I Gotta Learn How to Pregame Girl #1: I came really fast, apparently. Girl #2: Wow, really? Girl #1: Yeah. (sighs) If only we weren't talking about childbirth. Auckland New Zealand |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:08 pm Post #20882 |
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Sleepover! Mother: These sheets smell weird. Child, enthusiastically: Yeah, like other people's houses! Thrift Store, St. John's Newfoundland Canadia Overheard by: Sandy |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:09 pm Post #20883 |
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Every Now and Then, My Inner Cracker Pops Up and Says Stupid Shit Black girl in car: God, I wish I was black so I could say things like that. White girl in car: But wait...you are black. Black girl in car: I can't believe I just said that! Detroit, Michigan |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:09 pm Post #20884 |
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And She Makes an Excellent Paperweight 20-something blonde: It's just...she can't talk, all she does is scream and cry. She's not even a real person yet. I just don't understand how you can love her so much! Redhead, lovingly cradling baby: Shit, hon, you have to stop saying things like that. She's your daughter! Café Nero London England Overheard by: Nit |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:12 pm Post #20885 |
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How Does Your Mom Find That Out? Girl to guy she just met: My mom found out I had been having anal sex. She kept repeating "that's an exit, not an entrance." I told her how much fun it was, and that she should try it. University of Oregon |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:12 pm Post #20886 |
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Unfortunately, We've Lost Megan Girl on cell to guy with glasses: Oh! Megan found your pants! Guy with glasses, doing jazz hands: Yay! Seattle, Washington Overheard by: What...? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:13 pm Post #20887 |
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Translation: I Had Lots Of Sex Guy: So how are you? How was your trip? Girl: It was sooooo much fun! Guy: Really? What did you do? Girl: Oh, I don't know. Nothing really. Millennium Park Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Sarah |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:15 pm Post #20888 |
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Never-- Thanks, Labia Clamps! Woman to friend buying panties: So, are you sure these aren't the ones that will give you cameltoe? Peoria, Arizona Overheard by: Giggling cashier |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:17 pm Post #20889 |
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But I Don't See Either on the Menu Serious Asian dude: I don't like angry soul food bitches. I like happy soul food bitches. Maryland Overheard by: Neither nor |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:17 pm Post #20890 |
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...Then I'll Have Everything Checked Off My Bucket List. Wine girl #1: We should go get tattoos! Wine girl #2: We totally should, I'll be divorced by morning! Open Mic Night Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: only if it's my name on her ass |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:18 pm Post #20891 |
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...Then I'll Have Everything Checked Off My Bucket List. Wine girl #1: We should go get tattoos! Wine girl #2: We totally should, I'll be divorced by morning! Open Mic Night Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: only if it's my name on her ass |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:19 pm Post #20892 |
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We Proudly Present the Year's Dorkiest Sentence Student: I didn't get to say "bosums"! Dang it! Seattle, Washington |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:19 pm Post #20893 |
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Ever Wonder What Happened to Gumby? Woman: He's called "The Anal Man." His ass can bend in 15 different positions. He's a big hit in Europe. (produces rubber toy) Los Angeles, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:21 pm Post #20894 |
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Says It's a Slurpery Slope Blonde teenager: Look at her. She's either a whore or a dyke. Friend: That's why my dad doesn't let me drink Slurpees. Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: Dylan |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:22 pm Post #20895 |
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Vegan to the End College girl: Yeah, she had dried cranberries and lettuce in her coffin too. Atlanta, Georgia |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:24 pm Post #20896 |
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The Contemporary Odd Couple Doesn't Hold a Candle to the Original 20-something guy #1: So you don't have to pee? 20-something guy #2: No man, never. It's f#cking weird. 20-something guy #1: Yeah, I have to pee like, every hour. (both laugh) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:52 pm Post #20897 |
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The Hoboes Were Immaculate Guy walking out of a narrow alley: That was the cleanest dark alley I've ever been in. Montclair, New Jersey Overheard by: Maggie |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:53 pm Post #20898 |
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Every Guy Needs a Wingdyke Tall blonde dude: If only she wasn't a butch lesbian, we would be so perfect for each other. Petite blonde: You need to start thinking outside of those boundaries. Juniata College Huntingdon, Pennsylvania Overheard by: I agree |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:53 pm Post #20899 |
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I Think You Need to Be Only in Your Panties to Fully Appreciate This Quote Punk girl: For some reason, everything you do makes sense when you're in only your panties. Purple-haired girl: I know, right? It makes sense to me too! Tall greaser guy: In fact, it wouldn't make sense if you weren't only in your panties. Bakersfield, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:54 pm Post #20900 |
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Or You'll Spill Your Wine Spanish professor, as class leaves on Friday: Be careful driving when you drink this weekend! Hanover College Hanover, Indiana Overheard by: whitney |
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