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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:30 pm Post #20861 |
 
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Long Story Short, My Vag Now Has an SPF Of 45 20-something woman to friends: He was putting sunscreen on his d!ck and got a boner! Plutos Restaurant Palo Alto, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:30 pm Post #20862 |
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...When I Sat on His Face. What? Girl #1: My 21st birthday was fun. Girl #2: So was mine, minus the fact that my friends bought stuffed animal beavers at the winery and proceeded to yell about how soft and hairy their beavers were... While my dad was driving. Girl #2's grandma: What's a beaver? Girl #2's mom: It's...what some people call the female genitalia. Girl #2's grandma: Ohhh...your grandfather used to just call it a c#nt. San Francisco, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:31 pm Post #20863 |
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I Thought All the Whack-Jobs Were on Capitol Hill? Confused tourist lady, looking at anime convention kids in costume: Excuse me? Do you know what all of this is about? Local: Yeah, the whack-job convention is in town. Confused tourist lady: The...the..."whack-job" convention? (looks at costumes) Whack-jobs? Local: (smacks forehead and turns away) Washington, DC Overheard by: Sarah Boyd my comment: i'm going to an anime con soon. so this is what to expect? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:32 pm Post #20864 |
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It Didn't Start Out As a Skirt Loud high school chick in back of the bus: Remember when Amanda was wearing that skirt and she farted? It sounded like she dropped a f#cking bomb! Wheeee-boom! Everyone applauded, it was that f#cking cool. Alberta Canadia Overheard by: bitingontinfoil |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:32 pm Post #20865 |
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Always the Elephant in Any Room in a High School Math teacher: Why is there a baby in the classroom? Chino, California |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:32 pm Post #20866 |
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It's Almost As Powerful As the Care Bear Stare English professor: Now don't think you're going to be just one big solid bloc of female voting energy because I won't stand for that. Milwaukee, Wisconsin |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:34 pm Post #20867 |
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Mr. Kong's Actually a Tender and Selfless Lover Girl on phone: No, no, he's not bad news; he's just really tall. Boulder, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:34 pm Post #20868 |
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..In Unrelated News. High school psychology teacher: As humans, we all walk around on two legs. We're all pedophiles. Michigan Overheard by: Did you mean |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:34 pm Post #20869 |
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What Kind Of a Boy Gives Hugs, Anyway? Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I'm not sure if you deserve that. Disney World Orlando, Florida Overheard by: Tracy |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:35 pm Post #20870 |
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All My Children Waits for No Man Man in stall on cell: Hey! It's me, do you want to talk dirty? (pause) Oh, okay. I'll let you watch your show. Coral Springs, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:35 pm Post #20871 |
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He Says This Every Monday. Tram driver to very black coworker: Have you been on vacation again? You've got a great tan going on! Gothenburg Sweden Overheard by: Dan Sebastian |
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| Gummy | Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:58 pm Post #20872 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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My, and haven't you been a busy girl today. 
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:04 pm Post #20873 |
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A Fun and Flirty One Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once. Guy #2: I know, man...I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle. Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit. Knoxville, Tennessee Overheard by: Hannah H |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:04 pm Post #20874 |
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What Watching a Hannah Montana Marathon Feels Like Older man to friend: I don't like being murdered! Do you know how it feels like to be murdered? Trust me, you don't want to know. I'm always being murdered. Princeton, New Jersey Overheard by: uhh am I seeing ghosts? |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:05 pm Post #20875 |
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I Just Thought It Would Be a Lot Bigger, Is All. Little girl in stall with dad: You're silly! This is silly! Dad, peeing: Nothing is silly in here. Girl: That's silly. This is silly. Stop. Men's Bathroom Hendersonville, Tennessee Overheard by: Tanner |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:05 pm Post #20876 |
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QED, Girlfriend Young woman #1: How much time do I waste studying that I could be working out? Young woman #2: I'd rather be skinny than smart. Logan Airport Boston, Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:06 pm Post #20877 |
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Wide Chicks Should Be Another Big Hit for the Wayans Brothers Dude: And then we had to carry Elizabeth *three blocks* back to my place because she was too wide to fit in the car. University of Arizona Tucson, Arizona |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:06 pm Post #20878 |
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That Hamster Was Extremely Sooty Gay dude: No, they're just too greasy for me. F@g hag: Says the Mexican... Gay dude: Excuse me? I'm black by insertion. San Francisco, California Overheard by: i don't like water |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:07 pm Post #20879 |
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But Now I Understand Why Your Pants Are Always Wet Tall balding guy: You know how you can eat so much and be so full that when you take a piss you can't even see your d!ck? Friend: No. Greenville, South Carolina Overheard by: could not stop laughing |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:07 pm Post #20880 |
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So There Goes My Weight-Loss Plan Girl: I almost failed my drug test because I couldn't pee in front of the lady. I guess I can never go to prison. Chico, California Overheard by: KJ |
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