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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:07 pm Post #20461 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:07 pm Post #20462 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:08 pm Post #20463 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:08 pm Post #20464 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:15 pm Post #20465 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:15 pm Post #20466 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:16 pm Post #20467 |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:16 pm Post #20468 |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:16 pm Post #20469 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:17 pm Post #20470 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:17 pm Post #20471 |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:17 pm Post #20472 |
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from notalwaysright.com My Husband, The Mind Reader Sandwich Shop | Savoy, IL, USA (I am almost done making a customer’s sandwich and I ask if she would like anything else on it…) Lady: “Yeah, just put whatever else you normally put on it.” Me: “Well, I can put on whatever you want me to put on. We don’t have anything that we put on every sandwich. In fact, most are rarely ever the same.” Lady: “Look, you don’t have to get smart! Just put whatever else you put on it.” Me: “Well, what do you want on it?” Lady: “That stuff that you always put on these!” Me: “If you just say what it is you want, I will put it on for you.” Lady: “That stuff you always put on it!” (The lady’s husband walks over.) Lady’s husband: “She wants pepper.” |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:17 pm Post #20473 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:18 pm Post #20474 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:18 pm Post #20475 |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:19 pm Post #20476 |
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Oh Where, Oh Where Have My Role Models Gone Retail | Parkersburg, WV, USA Me: “How can I help you, ma’am?” Lady: “Yes, my daughter saw an ad for slip-n-slides in your store. I thought if you did have them, they’d be up here.” Me: “Um, no, we don’t have them.” Lady: “Ha! I knew it!” Me: “Yeah, we don’t have them here. Just small appliances up here.” Lady: “Yeah, my daughter is 12 years old, and she’s wrong. I can’t wait to tell her.” Me: “Heh… yeah.” Lady: “I can’t wait to rub it in her face. Mom’s right, and she’s wrong, FOR ONCE!” Me: *facepalm* |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:19 pm Post #20477 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:19 pm Post #20478 |
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| Gummy | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:20 pm Post #20479 |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 4:20 pm Post #20480 |
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Beauty And The Beast Restaurant | Charleston, SC, USA Me: “Ma’am, could you speak up?” Customer: “Yes, sorry. So that’s a large pepperoni pizza and…” *incoherent screaming* Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “Sorry. Do you have chicken wings?” Me: “Yes. Hot, mild, lemon pepper–” *incoherent screaming* Me: “Ma’am?” Customer: “Sorry. An order of hot wings, then. Do you have 2-liter drinks?” Me: “No, but–” *incoherent screaming* Me: “Could you ask your friend to please quiet down?” Customer: “He just needs some din-din before bed.” Me: “Children can be testy this late at night.” Customer: “Oh no, it’s my husband.” Me: “Is it too late to change your mind?” Customer: “Not yet. We got married today.” Me: “… congratulations?” |
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