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AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:22 pm Post #20361
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Then Where Are All the Apples, Smart Guy? Girl: Where is gate 68? Port authority official: Where are you going? Girl: New York! Port authority official, walking away: This is New York. --Port Authority
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:22 pm Post #20362
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Like When I Wrote That Novel, Of Small Rodents and Homo Sapiens JAP #1: Oh my gawd, I have so many papers to write for school! JAP #2: My friend is going to Parsons. She's not even that talented. JAP #1: I'm so bad at writing papers. You know what I do? I find something someone else said. Something that I like...and then I just change the words. --R Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:24 pm Post #20363
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Assume We'll Be Studying Each Others' Anatomy? Girl #1: Oh my god! We should definitely get together over the summer to study for the MCATs! Girl #2: Yeah! That way, we'll actually have somewhat of a social life! --Bard High School Early College
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:26 pm Post #20364
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	It Turned Out Just to Be a Pepperoni-shaped Sore Crazy lady: Can I taste that pizza? Whole Foods employee: No, you're only allowed one sample, and I already gave you one. Crazy lady: No, you didn't! Employee: Yes I did, I can see it in your mouth! Guy in line: Gross. --Whole Foods, Union Square
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:26 pm Post #20365
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Like You Should Talk, Mr. "I Want You to Do Lines with My Ashes"? Teenage girl: I want to be cremated into a diamond. Or...oh! A pearl! Boyfriend: What, you want your family to put your ashes in a clam shell and hope for the best? Good luck with that! --F Train Overheard by: Should Ride the F More Often
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:27 pm Post #20366
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...So You Can Do It All Over Again Next Year! Heavyset guy: You should be out there with a camera, I'll be streaking. Disgusted girl: I hope they withhold your degree. --Whitehead Hall, Brooklyn College
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:27 pm Post #20367
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	How'd You Get Your Hair to Do That? Suave guy: Where are you from? Drunk girl: New Jersey! Suave guy: Oh, yeah? That's cool! --3rd Ave & 14th St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:28 pm Post #20368
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	At Least He Was Man Enough to Muffle His Sobs Tall girl: So what happened? Brunette with bangs: I just didn't respond. I figured that'd drive him crazier. Besides, what do I have to say, really? "You sucked in bed and were too emo for me--grow a pair and learn to f#ck"? That's not very nice, and frankly, the whole thing was so weird and casual I was glad it ended quietly. --Enid's, Greenpoint
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:29 pm Post #20369
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Ladies Love Doctor Jekyll, but They F#ck Mr. Hyde Cute young male suit, smiling: Was I erect? Cute young female suit, smiling: Yes. Cute young male suit: Did I stay that way? Cute young female suit: Yes! Cute young male suit: Amazing! --E.2nd St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Liz A.
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:29 pm Post #20370
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...Does That Mean You Have a Coke Connection?? 20-something guy to friend: And then he died of a cocaine-induced overdose, while having sex with a prostitute. Friend: That's awesome! --Uptown 1 Train Overheard by: Katie Compa
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:29 pm Post #20371
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Meant to Say "No Homo" Girl, to crowd of friends: Bye, you guys! Friends: Bye! Guy friend: Oh, and sorry about that whole "no Holocaust" thing. I was drunk... really drunk. --Broadway & Waverly Place Overheard by: Hunter
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:30 pm Post #20372
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Is No Nationality Immune from This Line Of Reasoning? Midwestern tourist: Is she Spanish or retarded? New Yorker: Retarded. --19th St & 8th Ave, Park Slope Overheard by: Danny
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:30 pm Post #20373
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	You Mean Jersey? Woman: Where are you going on your vacation? Man with suitcase: I'm gonna go down south, drink a few pi�a coladas, and smoke a lot of pot! --Metro-North Overheard by: sounds relaxing
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:31 pm Post #20374
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Meet New York City's Most Functional Couple Male suit: See, look at her! (points at woman on BlackBerry) Women are more likely to get killed while texting than men. Men are always aware of their surroundings. Female suit: No, men just can't walk and text at the same time. Women are better at multi-tasking. Male suit: Alright, since you're so good at multi-tasking, suck my d!ck and make me a sandwich. Female suit: I've got news for you. If you keep eating sandwiches, even hookers won't want to suck your d!ck. --Broadway & Astor Place Overheard by: Ashley
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:31 pm Post #20375
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Walt Disney Personified It and Formed an Empire. Start There. Irritated: And what exactly am I supposed to do with a dead rat? Medicated: (shrugs) --53th & 8th
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:32 pm Post #20376
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Why New York's Prisons Are Overflowing Agitated man: I'm going to take that lawyer to court now! Disinterested store owner: For what? Agitated man: Not talking nice! --35th & 4th, Brooklyn Overheard by: Rhian
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:32 pm Post #20377
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Um, Wasn't She 92? High school girl #1: Yeah, she really needs to take better care of herself! High school girl #2: Well, not anymore. She's dead. High school girl #1: Well, she should have. --Downtown 1 Train Overheard by: Christiana Little
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:32 pm Post #20378
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	But Having Been to Nebraska, I Disagree. Guy #1: So was it more like Mars or more like Earth? Guy #2: She said it was more like Earth. --7th Ave & 16th St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:32 pm Post #20379
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Personal Experience Seven-year-old boy: Will I meet my goldfish in heaven someday? Mother: I don't know anything about what happens to goldfish when they die, but I can tell you that there is no god. --Bleecker & MacDougal
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:33 pm Post #20380
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	August. Young woman #1: And I hate him for it! I was always the needy one! So now he's doing what I taught him. Now he's the needy one. That used to be me! And he's using the tricks I taught him to manipulate me! I hate him so much! Young woman #2: So when's the wedding? --Central Park Reservoir Overheard by: The Grozz
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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