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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:47 pm Post #20301 |
 
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One Of These Days, We Should Get a Dog. Woman on cell: No no no...I haven't been doing much shopping at all. The only thing I've bought is a fur dog collar. It was only $300! Park City, Utah |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:48 pm Post #20302 |
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Her Case Made It to the Supreme Court. Woman, passing We Will Rock You theater: I mean, how can they *guarantee* to blow your mind? Yonge Street Toronto Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:48 pm Post #20303 |
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One Of the Reasons We Came to Thailand. Girl #1, looking at picture: Oh my gosh! Look, the first aider is totally judging her. If I was passed out from crack, I would so not wanna be judged. Girl #2: Oh, I know, totally! Thailand |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:48 pm Post #20304 |
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On the Way Home, She Drove Up on a Curb Going Two Miles an Hour. Soccer mom who was just given champagne by lady doing her nails: This is my first drink in ten months! Oh my god, I'm buying some of this on my way home! Nail Salon Cumming, Georgia Overheard by: Caylin |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:49 pm Post #20305 |
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Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else? Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia? Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin! Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School Chandler, Arizona |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:49 pm Post #20306 |
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You Bake Dogs? Woman to friend: Is she aware that we have three Talbots and a dog bakery? Princeton University New Jersey |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:49 pm Post #20307 |
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Sorry, I Temporarily Lost Consciousness When You Said "Tasty Man Snack" Goth girl getting stitches: When I want a tasty man snack, I have me a PB&J! Skyridge Hospital ER Denver, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:50 pm Post #20308 |
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...But Who's Up for Porn Instead Of a Lecture Today? Professor: I am so not professional... Rowan University Glassboro, New Jersey |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:51 pm Post #20309 |
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Grabbing Other Women's Butts Is a Cultural Thing. College girl from England: Hey, whoa, are you drunk? College girl from Prague: No! I'm Czech! Royal Holloway University of London England |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:51 pm Post #20310 |
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...And Now She's My Bank Teller! Angry girl in bank drive-through, on phone: Hey, bitch! That girl you had me with last night? Her c#nt tasted like fish! Bank teller: (speechless) Coralville, Iowa Overheard by: KC |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:51 pm Post #20311 |
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Correct-- Yet You Still Manage to Sound Stupid. Princess: You guys, Johnny Depp doesn't always play dark characters. He was blonde in Secret Window! Little Bar Kentucky Overheard by: Dead Betty |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:52 pm Post #20312 |
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I Have to Get Away from It As Quickly As Possible Fast-walking emo kid: There is no slowing down when it comes to me and High School Musical. Wal-Mart Roanoke, Virginia Overheard by: snarky writer |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:52 pm Post #20313 |
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I Slept My Way Into Advanced Paper-Cutting Art teacher: The size of the square should be 13 inches... Student #1, interrupting: Is that the length or the width? Student #2: Uh, Krista, it's a square. The length and width are the same. Student #1: Well, don't get mad at me just because I'm not all smart like you! Marathon, Florida Overheard by: Chey |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:52 pm Post #20314 |
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But Can You Say "Paternity Suit"? Five-year-old Spanish boy: Court! Court! Court! Court! Frazzled grandmother: Yes, I know. Courthouse Waterbury, Connecticut Overheard by: Colleen |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:53 pm Post #20315 |
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...When She Complained About Her First Day Of Preschool. Field hockey jockette: And then I said, "at least you didn't get gonorrhea!" Ursinus College Collegeville, Pennsylvania Overheard by: reading in the lounge |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:54 pm Post #20316 |
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I Like to Think Of It As Adding a Little More Magic to the Kingdom Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that's the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet! The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld Orlando, Florida my comment: sort of brings new meaning to the term hazard, doesn't it? |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:54 pm Post #20317 |
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But I've Told Them We Don't Negotiate with Terrorists. Children librarian, about girl scout troop outside: Um...they're throwing rocks at the windows. Library Suburbia, Illinois Overheard by: martha |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:54 pm Post #20318 |
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Makes You Want to Roll Around in Her, Huh? Cute girl: This lotion is great! I actually have it on now, and keep smelling myself! Teen boy, dragged in by his mother: Really? Can I smell you? Cute girl: Sure! Smell me! Teen boy: Wow, you do smell great! Mom, smell her! Soap Store New York City, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:59 pm Post #20319 |
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fromoverheardatthebeach.com New Yorkers Often Experience Culture Shock in New England Four-year-old girl, dropping cracker on the floor: Oh, shit! Mother: Um...no, honey. Not here. --Steamship Authority Martha's Vineyard Ferry, Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:59 pm Post #20320 |
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Then I Told Her It Meant She Wouldn't Have to Pay for College Boy: I told my mom I wanted to be a pirate, and she got really pissed at me and told me they rape and kill and pillage! --Ocean City Beach, Maryland |
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