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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:39 pm Post #20281 |
 
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Pretend He's Speaking German, If You Want to Be Able to Sleep at Night. Little boy, in sing-song chant, marching around outdoor cafe: Die die, die die, die die, die die! Santa Monica, California |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:39 pm Post #20282 |
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It's Currently Banging Your Reasoning and Your Foresight Guy: My imagination went to college and found new horizons. Your imagination has always been a whore! Los Angeles, California |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:39 pm Post #20283 |
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Grim Reaper: "I Duck Into the Bathroom for Two Minutes..." Flight attendant, after landing: If anyone left a black coat, please come to the front of the cabin to claim it. (pause) Or if anyone would like to take a black coat for free. Orlando, Florida |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:40 pm Post #20284 |
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Jerry Springer Expands to Foreign Markets. Mother to teen son: Your hair needs a cut. Teen son: Your face needs a cut. Dad: Your face needs a punch! Ebdentown New Zealand Overheard by: Schmitty |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:40 pm Post #20285 |
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Especially You, Ma'am. Bag lady, after no one would give her change: You all have small d!cks! Small d!cks! Small d!cks! Small d!cks! Chinatown Restaurant Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Dan |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:40 pm Post #20286 |
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Please Direct Any Questions to That Brick Wall Over There Flight attendant, doing safety instructions before takeoff: Pull on the tab to inflate the life vest. If that doesn't work, blow it up manually. If that doesn't work...thank you for flying Southwest. Flight over Providence, Rhode Island |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:41 pm Post #20287 |
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...About the DVD Release Of Happy Feet Man: My nipples are exploding with excitement! Back Bay Station Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: Me too |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:41 pm Post #20288 |
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Al Gore: "Some Day That'll Be True!" Afternoon drunk: Nah, man, it's 32. That's freezing. It don't get lower than that. Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: colder that him, apparently |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:41 pm Post #20289 |
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Or I Would If I Didn't Enjoy It So Much. Reporter, at man's house after he hit someone at a kids' soccer game: Sir, how do you feel about your behavior? Man, coming up to the door holding bowl of macaroni and cheese: I am ashamed. I slap my own face. Milwaukee, Wisconsin |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:42 pm Post #20290 |
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You've All Signed Your Liability Waivers, Right? Professor: Are there any questions before we begin the final? Girl: Can we tear pages out of the exam? Professor: Yes, we have the technology to reassemble it. (waves stapler around) Managerial Accounting Class Santa Barbara, California Overheard by: Ariel |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:42 pm Post #20291 |
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Re-Enacting the Last Supper with Milk Just Wasn't As Fun Girl #1: Wanna go to bible study with me tonight? It's really fun! It's gonna be at Stubbs and there'll be free bbq. Girl #2: You're having bible study at a bar? University of Texas at Austin Overheard by: Nicole |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:43 pm Post #20292 |
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But Is It Worth Having to See The Bucket List? Dude: If you don't come along, I'll have your first-born child sodomized. By a moose. Marist College Poughkeepsie, New York Overheard by: Russ |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:43 pm Post #20293 |
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Thankfully I've Brought Enough for the Class Literature professor, after reciting Hamlet's "To be or not to be...": So now you all need a Valium...count on me to ruin your day. English Lit Class Anchorage, Alaska Overheard by: Rosencrantz |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:44 pm Post #20294 |
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Is That a "Yes" on the Cleavage Shirt? Dorky girl: I think when the sugar is visible, that's a good sign. Sarah Lawrence Yonkers, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:44 pm Post #20295 |
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We're All Sick Of Hearing You Say That, Holden. Blonde: I don't ever want to be a baby thrower, but I can't wait to be a baby catcher! Milwaukee, Wisconsin |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:44 pm Post #20296 |
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But Good Luck Finding Feminist Theory There Frazzled student at exam pick-up room: Where can I find religion? Exam worker: The Catholic church across the street? Smith College Northampton, Massachusetts Overheard by: Mary |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:45 pm Post #20297 |
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NewsFlash: Happy Feet Director's Cut Startles Movie Patrons Scary-looking older woman with two teenage girls: Well, they only skinned and hung up one man by his ankles. Movie Entrance, Chapel Hills Mall Colorado Springs, Colorado |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:45 pm Post #20298 |
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Nothing Reaffirms My Masculinity Better Than Tasting the Rainbow. Angry male: You don't have a couch! Where are the boyfriends and husbands supposed to think? Tiny shop assistant #1: I really don't know. Tiny shop assistant #2: Well, we don't have a couch. But we do have Skittles! Angry male: That will suffice. Supre Store Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:46 pm Post #20299 |
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Are You Allowed to Give Me That Advice? Student, yelling at no one in particular: I can't believe this stupid book is $52! It's a f#ckin' softcover 40-page book! Bookstore employee: Dude, just photocopy it and return it. Student: Ohhh! Good idea! Thanks! Bookstore Los Angeles, California |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Jun 9, 2009 2:47 pm Post #20300 |
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...When We Run Out Of Saran Wrap. Roommate #1: Do you want to go clothes shopping for spring break? Roommate #2, making disgusted face: I don't wear clothes on spring break. Roommate #1: (long pause) Roommate #2: I just wear a bathing suit. University of Michigan, Ann Arbor Overheard by: Roommate #3 |
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