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Waaaaaaaaaa in broke; I have no luck
Topic Started: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:32 am (553 Views)
Jadzia20
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
Well as most of you know on wednesdays i have a riding lesson with the equestrain girls. I started out on "Jordan" the gay arab then half way threw we swapped horses so i ended up on "Clyde" a very fat grey.

Now Clyde is alot harder to get moving then Jordan so i needed my riding crop (Or whip) Im trying to get this fat bastard to canter, and because he wasnt listening to my leg commands i had to take the whip and smack him just behind my leg.

Well second time around he is still not listening to my leg commands so i take the whip to wake him up. And what happens? THE DAMN THING SNAPPED! And i didnt hit him that hard. So theres me cantering round the school with one hand on the reins the other holding onto to the handle of my whip, with a confused face and a riding instructor on the ground laughing her head off.

I had that crop for years! Now i have to fork out more money for a bloody new one. That horse has a thick hyde.
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Oct 19 2006, 04:32 AM
Well as most of you know on wednesdays i have a riding lesson with the equestrain girls. I started out on "Jordan" the gay arab then half way threw we swapped horses so i ended up on "Clyde" a very fat grey.

Now Clyde is alot harder to get moving then Jordan so i needed my riding crop (Or whip) Im trying to get this fat bastard to canter, and because he wasnt listening to my leg commands i had to take the whip and smack him just behind my leg.

Well second time around he is still not listening to my leg commands so i take the whip to wake him up. And what happens? THE DAMN THING SNAPPED! And i didnt hit him that hard. So theres me cantering round the school with one hand on the reins the other holding onto to the handle of my whip, with a confused face and a riding instructor on the ground laughing her head off.

I had that crop for years! Now i have to fork out more money for a bloody new one. That horse has a thick hyde.

:o well now that you broke you instrument of torture are you going to upgrade to a bat with spikes? :wtf:






























:lol: :lol: :P :P just teasing. :allteeth:
You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
I personally dont like using crops. I fond that thouse using riding crops are very lazy, but this riding school, they tell you must carry one no matter what type of horse your riding.
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Jadzia20
Oct 19 2006, 01:32 PM
Well as most of you know on wednesdays i have a riding lesson with the equestrain girls. I started out on "Jordan" the gay arab then half way threw we swapped horses so i ended up on "Clyde" a very fat grey.

Now Clyde is alot harder to get moving then Jordan so i needed my riding crop (Or whip) Im trying to get this fat bastard to canter, and because he wasnt listening to my leg commands i had to take the whip and smack him just behind my leg.

Well second time around he is still not listening to my leg commands so i take the whip to wake him up. And what happens? THE DAMN THING SNAPPED! And i didnt hit him that hard. So theres me cantering round the school with one hand on the reins the other holding onto to the handle of my whip, with a confused face and a riding instructor on the ground laughing her head off.

I had that crop for years! Now i have to fork out more money for a bloody new one. That horse has a thick hyde.

I'm sorry but....

:liz:

I know exactly what that's like, though I've never broken my crop. I don't like using them either, in fact the the only time I do is if I need a bit of extra help with my leg aid if the Horse is being lazy or if I'm Jumping and my Horse needs a bit of encouragement.
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
Thats the only time i use them aswell, except for jumping as all the ones i ride seem to get excited when they see a jump and they forget im on board.
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Can you send one of those Horses my way, I've only ever ridden one Horse that was like that.
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
LOL, yeah dont get many horses that are excited at the site of a jump.
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Nope you don't - I need to find one that does though. :lol:
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spurs work well :)
You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

Spurs are viewed in a similar way to crops - some people like to use them, some people only use them if they have to and others don't use them at all.

Although in some cases they do work, I myself have never had to use them. :)
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cattle prods are effective.
You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
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:liz: Don't mean to laugh. I am sorry for that to happen, Jadzia. How much does it cost to get a new crop? Just wondering, in your country? I will have to ask my mother how much here in USA cost. Interesting topic. And I am sorry they gave you the fat horse! LOL!
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OMG - that's soooo funny. I never had to use my crop on my horse but I always kept it with me 'cause if I didn't, he'd act up. Little bugger always had one eye open to see if I had it in my hand. I still have it around here somewhere and occasionally use it on hubby. You can always borrow my lunging whip... :rajiin:
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Oct 19 2006, 12:39 PM
I still have it around here somewhere and occasionally use it on hubby.

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Jadzia20
Oct 19 2006, 04:32 AM
Well as most of you know on wednesdays i have a riding lesson with the equestrain girls. I started out on "Jordan" the gay arab then half way threw we swapped horses so i ended up on "Clyde" a very fat grey.

Now Clyde is alot harder to get moving then Jordan so i needed my riding crop (Or whip) Im trying to get this fat bastard to canter, and because he wasnt listening to my leg commands i had to take the whip and smack him just behind my leg.

Well second time around he is still not listening to my leg commands so i take the whip to wake him up. And what happens? THE DAMN THING SNAPPED! And i didnt hit him that hard. So theres me cantering round the school with one hand on the reins the other holding onto to the handle of my whip, with a confused face and a riding instructor on the ground laughing her head off.

I had that crop for years! Now i have to fork out more money for a bloody new one. That horse has a thick hyde.

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tough luck & a tough horse
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My father was in the RCMP... Yes, he was a um... Mountie. Anyways, he had a great riding crop. It would have been impossible to break.

Rachel :wub:

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:moon: :moon: :moon: :rajiin:

:liz:

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:liz: FP is hilarious!
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