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Words women use; I stole this from excal
Topic Started: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:48 pm (514 Views)
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This was so funny I had to steal it.


WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES:

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING:

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH:

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY:

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS:

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER :

It's a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!


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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

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FINE:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.




I do that one a lot :lol:
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I need to print this out and put it on the fridge. I think life around here would go a lot smoother.
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

:thumbsup: Great idea!
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But would he read it thou?
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Jadzia20
Sep 28 2006, 01:15 PM
But would he read it thou?

:lol: You're right. It would be a waste of time.
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Maybe we should do a Words men use
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Jadzia20
Sep 28 2006, 04:36 PM
Maybe we should do a Words men use

Profanity is not intended for this board AFAIK. xD
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wissaboo
Sep 28 2006, 02:33 PM
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Sep 28 2006, 01:15 PM
But would he read it thou?

:lol: You're right. It would be a waste of time.

Not to mention a waste of paper :wissa:
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Sep 29 2006, 12:23 AM
wissaboo
Sep 28 2006, 02:33 PM
Jadzia20
Sep 28 2006, 01:15 PM
But would he read it thou?

:lol: You're right. It would be a waste of time.

Not to mention a waste of paper :wissa:

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Sep 29 2006, 12:23 AM
wissaboo
Sep 28 2006, 02:33 PM
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Sep 28 2006, 01:15 PM
But would he read it thou?

:lol: You're right. It would be a waste of time.

Not to mention a waste of paper :wissa:

Waste of a perfectly good Tree as well. :lus:
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:lol: I use the word "Whatever" sometimes I did not mean to intend for that language "F**k you" as part of the whatever, really weird! :wissa:
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Sep 29 2006, 10:20 AM
:lol: I use the word "Whatever" sometimes I did not mean to intend for that language "F**k you" as part of the whatever, really weird! :wissa:

No that is pretty much what I intend when I use it. :lol:
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It's Christmas!

I do use the "F" word once in awhile but it is naughty of course but I do it with my deaf friends, hardly ever use it with the hearing people out there. I just have different way of communicating with friends depend on their beliefs and mannerism. What my deaf friends use, I will use, what the hearing people use, I do it differently like I have two different faces......well that is me. :rolleyes: Sometimes I am a woman of mystery.
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

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Sep 29 2006, 08:46 PM
:awol:

:o Have you caught my cold Wissa?
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no. Liz was being mysterious. :lol:
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

Ah I thought you'd isolated yourself :lol:
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It's Christmas!

:liz: :liz: Oh boy! Wissa and Lus have become hilarious.













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