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Topic Started: Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:20 pm (1,798 Views)
Rachel
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TOS Girl: All the Way!

Here's another one :)

The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women.

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10. They have boobs. :lol:

Rachel :boobfairy:




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Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling; I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."



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your second post rachel, about
what men know about women....
_lmao_
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Rachel
Sep 13 2006, 08:30 PM
Here's another one :)

The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women.

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10. They have boobs. :lol:

Rachel :boobfairy:

Wouldnt that be number one?
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Purplelizard2006
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It's Christmas!

Just thought I post a joke too that I recieved in my email, this made me laughed.......

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A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited.
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>> One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone. She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store:

>>>> Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee.

>>>> The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star-struck woman smiled demurely.
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>> Pull yourself together! She chides herself. You're a happily
> married woman with three children; you're forty-five years old, not a teenager!
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>> The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then when she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction.
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>> When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her other hand was empty. Where's my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store?
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>> Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or in a holder on the counter or something. But no ice cream cone was in sight. With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman. His face broke into his familiar warm,
friendly grin and he said to the woman,
"You put it in your purse."
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It's Christmas!

Rachel
Sep 13 2006, 02:30 PM
Here's another one :)

The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women.

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2.



3.


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5.


6.


7.


8.


9.

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10. They have boobs. :lol:

Rachel :boobfairy:

:liz: Rachel!
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Rachel
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Ok ... This is deadly funny :lol:

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my
pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it.

Annoying advice such as:
Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who
has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go
ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8
glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh.
Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from
hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya...
See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and
remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I
garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be
females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well
guess what, the only activities that interest me is
eating..sleeping..bitching or crying for no apparent
reason.. ...and oh...does ripping someone's head off
count as a friggen' activity?????

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on
their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are
already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly
relatives. Veteran females have already concocted
their own recipes for survival, many containing
alcohol & barbituates.

Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the
brand that was already purchased is just plain
annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a
girl running to the Always brand.

It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by
adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap
to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a
plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding
pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone
in the store. Why don't ya just add an in-store
microphone to the damn package & announce that...helloooo,
another female in the store is on the rag!!!!!

So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies &
the smiley faces and shove them right up your ass!

P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe
a shot of Vodka to your packages instead?

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Rachel _lmao_ _lmao_ _lmao_
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

:liz: :liz: :liz:

How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe
a shot of Vodka to your packages instead?


fantastic idea! :thumbsup:
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that reminds me of a rachel joke.


Woman with pms to her husband "We're going to have a fight; you can pick the topic"
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:lol: That's great Wissa!

I like to use this when I get pms:

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Rachel
Sep 19 2006, 02:56 PM
Ok ... This is deadly funny :lol:

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my
pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it.

Annoying advice such as:
Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who
has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go
ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8
glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh.
Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from
hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya...
See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and
remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I
garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be
females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well
guess what, the only activities that interest me is
eating..sleeping..bitching or crying for no apparent
reason.. ...and oh...does ripping someone's head off
count as a friggen' activity?????

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on
their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are
already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly
relatives. Veteran females have already concocted
their own recipes for survival, many containing
alcohol & barbituates.

Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the
brand that was already purchased is just plain
annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a
girl running to the Always brand.

It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by
adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap
to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a
plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding
pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone
in the store. Why don't ya just add an in-store
microphone to the damn package & announce that...helloooo,
another female in the store is on the rag!!!!!

So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies &
the smiley faces and shove them right up your ass!

P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe
a shot of Vodka to your packages instead?

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Rachel _lmao_ _lmao_ _lmao_

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Sep 19 2006, 07:35 PM

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I forgot we even had that one. :lol: :emoticons:
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:rachel: hehehehe I agree :lol:

WTG!!! AWOL!!!

Rachel :wub:
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Haha. xD

I have never experienced a period or PMS in this lifetime, since my ovaries did not develop properly and have no eggs in them or anything as I mentioned before. That is how I found out about my condition. =\ I would much accept the physical pain of periods over the emotional pain of being infertile though. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Okay enough sad times. Back to laughing to try to forget that stuff. ^_^
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Here Domei... :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs: :hugs:

We are like so good at handing out hugs around here. take one of the above kiddo and pass it around!! Or try one of these on for size....

:hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4:

Rachel :wub:
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

GROUP HUG!

:hugs: :grphug: :hug4: :grphug: :hugs: :grphug: :hug4: :grphug: :hugs: :grphug: :hug4: :grphug: :hugs:
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Ooo!!! :ooo: You know I'm a sucker for group hugs. I'm in!!! Naturally, I'm the little pink one to the left with her back turned to the camera. :grphug:

Rachel :wub:

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It's Christmas!

:grphug: Here, here! Ouch to Domei. Sorry! But we get lots of love around here.

The PMS one make me laugh.... :liz:
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Thanks for the hugs everyone! So I shall give more to you all in return. :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4: :hug4:
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