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| Rachel | Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:30 pm Post #21 |
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TOS Girl: All the Way!
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Here's another one ![]() The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ And the tenth one that we all know........ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 10. They have boobs. Rachel :boobfairy: |
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| wissaboo | Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:41 pm Post #22 |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:17 pm Post #23 |
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your second post rachel, about what men know about women....
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| Jadzia20 | Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:02 am Post #24 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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Wouldnt that be number one? |
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| FlyingPope | Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:05 am Post #25 |
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Entrepeneur-in-Training
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| Purplelizard2006 | Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:35 am Post #26 |
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It's Christmas!
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Just thought I post a joke too that I recieved in my email, this made me laughed....... ----------------- A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited. >> >> One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone. She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store: >>>> Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee. >>>> The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star-struck woman smiled demurely. >> >> Pull yourself together! She chides herself. You're a happily > married woman with three children; you're forty-five years old, not a teenager! >> >> The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then when she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction. >> >> When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her other hand was empty. Where's my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store? >> >> Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or in a holder on the counter or something. But no ice cream cone was in sight. With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman. His face broke into his familiar warm, friendly grin and he said to the woman, "You put it in your purse." >> >> >> >> |
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| Purplelizard2006 | Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:37 am Post #27 |
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It's Christmas!
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Rachel!
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| Rachel | Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:56 am Post #28 |
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TOS Girl: All the Way!
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Ok ... This is deadly funny Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, the only activities that interest me is eating..sleeping..bitching or crying for no apparent reason.. ...and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggen' activity????? Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol & barbituates. Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand. It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer. There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why don't ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package & announce that...helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!!! So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the smiley faces and shove them right up your ass! P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Vodka to your packages instead? ------------ Rachel
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| Lus | Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:03 pm Post #29 |
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN
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How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Vodka to your packages instead? fantastic idea!
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| wissaboo | Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:29 pm Post #30 |
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that reminds me of a rachel joke. Woman with pms to her husband "We're going to have a fight; you can pick the topic" |
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| Lus | Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:37 pm Post #31 |
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN
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That's great Wissa!I like to use this when I get pms: ![]()
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| AWOLangel | Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:35 pm Post #32 |
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:morgan2: :morgan2: :morgan2: :morgan2: |
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| wissaboo | Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:13 pm Post #33 |
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I forgot we even had that one.
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| Rachel | Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:37 pm Post #34 |
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TOS Girl: All the Way!
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hehehehe I agree WTG!!! AWOL!!! Rachel
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| domei | Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:48 pm Post #35 |
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Haha. xD I have never experienced a period or PMS in this lifetime, since my ovaries did not develop properly and have no eggs in them or anything as I mentioned before. That is how I found out about my condition. =\ I would much accept the physical pain of periods over the emotional pain of being infertile though. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Okay enough sad times. Back to laughing to try to forget that stuff. ^_^ |
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| Rachel | Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:56 am Post #36 |
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TOS Girl: All the Way!
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Here Domei... We are like so good at handing out hugs around here. take one of the above kiddo and pass it around!! Or try one of these on for size.... Rachel
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| Lus | Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:24 am Post #37 |
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN
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GROUP HUG! :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug:
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| Rachel | Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:53 am Post #38 |
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TOS Girl: All the Way!
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Ooo!!! You know I'm a sucker for group hugs. I'm in!!! Naturally, I'm the little pink one to the left with her back turned to the camera. :grphug: Rachel |
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| Purplelizard2006 | Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:03 am Post #39 |
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It's Christmas!
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:grphug: Here, here! Ouch to Domei. Sorry! But we get lots of love around here. The PMS one make me laugh....
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| domei | Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:16 am Post #40 |
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Thanks for the hugs everyone! So I shall give more to you all in return. :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug: :grphug:
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hehehehe I agree
You know I'm a sucker for group hugs. I'm in!!! Naturally, I'm the little pink one to the left with her back turned to the camera. :grphug: 
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