The top 3 worst things about being a woman

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The top 3 worst things about being a woman
Tweet Topic Started: Wed May 31, 2006 6:21 pm (482 Views)
wissaboo	Wed May 31, 2006 6:21 pm Post #1
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	Since we are letting it all hang out today, and the baby shower tonight is reminding me why I don't like baby showers, I was thinking about the worst things about being a woman. I know the title says 3 but I may have more. 1) Playing games at showers. Why do we do that to ourselves? 2) Trying to catch the boquet at weddings. There is no way to do that without looking desparate. I would settle for a way to just do it without looking silly but I don't think I have ever seen a woman pull that off either. If you don't make an effort you look like a snob, and if you make any effort at all you look ridiculous. 3) The wet spot. 'nuff said. 4) Being the one to clean the kitchen at every major holiday. Now, I know there will be a man out there who will say "I always help clean the kitchen" and I thank you for that. But doing a job when you have the option not to is so much less difficult than doing it because you have ovaries.



Moon	Wed May 31, 2006 6:44 pm Post #2
Posts: 8,682 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #5 Joined: November 17, 2005	wissaboo May 31 2006, 08:21 PM Since we are letting it all hang out today, and the baby shower tonight is reminding me why I don't like baby showers, I was thinking about the worst things about being a woman. I know the title says 3 but I may have more. 1) Playing games at showers. Why do we do that to ourselves? 2) Trying to catch the boquet at weddings. There is no way to do that without looking desparate. I would settle for a way to just do it without looking silly but I don't think I have ever seen a woman pull that off either. If you don't make an effort you look like a snob, and if you make any effort at all you look ridiculous. 3) The wet spot. 'nuff said. 4) Being the one to clean the kitchen at every major holiday. Now, I know there will be a man out there who will say "I always help clean the kitchen" and I thank you for that. But doing a job when you have the option not to is so much less difficult than doing it because you have ovaries. I like my wet spot. Very much so. The worst things about being a woman 1. Society is male oriented, and there are still dinosaurs out there who don't think you won't measure up because you don't have something dangling between your legs 2. People stare at your breasts instead of your eyes 3. When you go on vacation, you're never on vacation. You're still the "cruise director". Planning everything, cleaning up, never just relaxing and doing what you want without others whining about it.



DamarLives	Thu Jun 1, 2006 5:19 am Post #3
Unregistered	stares at moonpie's breasts I am sorry, did you say something? runs like hell!!!
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nhranger	Thu Jun 1, 2006 5:44 am Post #4
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list!
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


Lus	Thu Jun 1, 2006 6:15 am Post #5
Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN Posts: 25,544 Group: Vulcan Nirvana Member #14 Joined: November 18, 2005	Don't forget about the cramps and PMS that go with it! <_<
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Moon	Thu Jun 1, 2006 6:28 am Post #6
Posts: 8,682 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #5 Joined: November 17, 2005	nhranger Jun 1 2006, 07:44 AM I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list! It's not profusely, it's about 2 tablespoons worth.



Heather	Thu Jun 1, 2006 6:42 am Post #7
Posts: 4,940 Group: 1000 post Angel Ent Member #47 Joined: May 6, 2006	Moondance Jun 1 2006, 08:28 AM nhranger Jun 1 2006, 07:44 AM I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list! It's not profusely, it's about 2 tablespoons worth. It sure and the hell seems like alot more than that.



nhranger	Thu Jun 1, 2006 6:43 am Post #8
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	Moondance Jun 1 2006, 05:28 AM nhranger Jun 1 2006, 07:44 AM I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list! It's not profusely, it's about 2 tablespoons worth. first hand knowledge? :P
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


Rachel	Thu Jun 1, 2006 7:08 am Post #9
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	I'm beginning to think that NHranger is actually, evil! Morgan PS... I'm definately a person who thinks every step towards womanhood is a vast improvement over boy world. PSS. And Wissa, you need to teach me about baby and wedding shower games so I'm up on the curve.
	Rachel


Moon	Thu Jun 1, 2006 7:08 am Post #10
Posts: 8,682 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #5 Joined: November 17, 2005	nhranger Jun 1 2006, 08:43 AM Moondance Jun 1 2006, 05:28 AM nhranger Jun 1 2006, 07:44 AM I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list! It's not profusely, it's about 2 tablespoons worth. first hand knowledge? :P Of course it is. I remember reading this in the doctors office when I was there for having severe pain while menstrating. On average it's 2 tablespoons a month. And ladies, if you have pain, make sure you've gone to the doctor. A little is normal, huge pains are not. I lost my uterus do to my "pains".



wissaboo	Thu Jun 1, 2006 7:12 am Post #11
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	nhranger Jun 1 2006, 04:44 AM I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list! Well there you go. You learnt something today.



Jadzia20	Thu Jun 1, 2006 8:17 am Post #12
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	2 tablespoons? It sure as hell dosnt feel like it



Rachel	Thu Jun 1, 2006 8:28 am Post #13
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	Heather seems to be of the same opinion Jadz. And talking with Sue she seems to agree with you as well. Morgan
	Rachel


Jadzia20	Thu Jun 1, 2006 11:04 am Post #14
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	It probably is that amount but it dosnt feel like that especially when it lasts for a week.



AWOLangel	Thu Jun 1, 2006 11:59 am Post #15
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Heather123477 Jun 1 2006, 08:42 AM Moondance Jun 1 2006, 08:28 AM nhranger Jun 1 2006, 07:44 AM I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list! It's not profusely, it's about 2 tablespoons worth. It sure and the hell seems like alot more than that. it sure does another thing i don't like about being female is my breasts. it's hard to find a good bra & i have to buy realy large shirts to fit over the things! it looks like i'm wearing a maternity top
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


nhranger	Thu Jun 1, 2006 12:07 pm Post #16
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	Moondance Jun 1 2006, 06:08 AM nhranger Jun 1 2006, 08:43 AM Moondance Jun 1 2006, 05:28 AM nhranger Jun 1 2006, 07:44 AM I would have thought bleeding profusely from your cooch once a month would have made the list! It's not profusely, it's about 2 tablespoons worth. first hand knowledge? :P Of course it is. I remember reading this in the doctors office when I was there for having severe pain while menstrating. On average it's 2 tablespoons a month. And ladies, if you have pain, make sure you've gone to the doctor. A little is normal, huge pains are not. I lost my uterus do to my "pains". I wasn't sure if you measured.
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


nhranger	Thu Jun 1, 2006 12:07 pm Post #17
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	Morgan Jun 1 2006, 06:08 AM I'm beginning to think that NHranger is actually, evil! Morgan PS... I'm definately a person who thinks every step towards womanhood is a vast improvement over boy world. PSS. And Wissa, you need to teach me about baby and wedding shower games so I'm up on the curve. :angel1:
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


wissaboo	Thu Jun 1, 2006 4:54 pm Post #18
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	Moondance May 31 2006, 05:44 PM I like my wet spot. Very much so. I was refering to having to sleep on it. <_<



Rachel	Thu Jun 1, 2006 4:55 pm Post #19
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	Ok, I'm now convinced you aren't evil. But only cause you posted a cute angel. Morgan
	Rachel


Rachel	Thu Jun 1, 2006 4:56 pm Post #20
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	wissaboo Jun 1 2006, 04:54 PM Moondance May 31 2006, 05:44 PM I like my wet spot. Very much so. :wub: I was refering to having to sleep on it. <_< :shakey: Moondance's take on that went right over my naive head!! Good catch, Wissa!! Morgan
	Rachel


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