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The Ladies Room (not for the faint of heart); What to avoid
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Rachel	Wed May 31, 2006 12:23 pm Post #1
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	Ok, all this talk of my shrinking nubbins got me thinking about public restrooms. One great advantage guys have is that they can make water while avoiding contact with toilet seats. However, when faced with more demanding waste disposal, seat to seat contact is unavoidable. Now, as a matter of course, I have always taken toilet tissue and layered it 2x around the seat when using public restrooms. But it's likely that this is too cumbersome a process when faced with the reality of seat to seat contact with each and every visit to the restroom. Oh yes, apparantly the hormone therapy also reduces the size of my bladder so the frequency with which I visit said restroom should increase. So ladies, what can I expect? What strategies should I employ? Oh, and obviously Wissa will be with me when we have that all important girls' day out shopping and come to the bathroom with me, kay? outing. I'm so excited!! I can hardly wait!!! Morgan
	Rachel


Jadzia20	Wed May 31, 2006 12:28 pm Post #2
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	1) Allways check for toilet paper in the holder 2) Allways look for toilet papaer in the toilet (theres allways some bitch bloody blocks it) Most restrooms that i have been to are very clean apart from the odd one at the University. Some women carry baby wipes to wipe the seat before they sit down



Moon	Wed May 31, 2006 12:32 pm Post #3
Posts: 8,682 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #5 Joined: November 17, 2005	Morgan, Always have a small portable contain of clorox wipes in your purse, you never know who has left behind their 'deposit" or body hair. In a lot of restrooms here, there is a dispenser for bathroom covers. They are paper and have a cut out in the middle, love them If there isn't a cover and the lid is relatively clean, I'll put down two coatings of paper myself. I may wipe it down with the wipes if needing too. Better safe than to sit into



wissaboo	Wed May 31, 2006 12:32 pm Post #4
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	I have never felt a qualm sitting on a public toilet seat. Quick visual check for cleanliness is all I require. Checking for toilet paper before taking a seat is alway a good idea though. Many a time I have wished I had done that. <_< But morgan, I will never be going to the washroom with you.



AWOLangel	Wed May 31, 2006 12:37 pm Post #5
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	there are places to get those toliet seat covers magellans.com then there's this stuff as for me i wipe the seat well with TP & pray to whatever deity will listen that it's enough
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Rachel	Wed May 31, 2006 12:54 pm Post #6
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	wissaboo May 31 2006, 12:32 PM <_< But morgan, I will never be going to the washroom with you. Don't worry you'll change your mind Great info being posted angels.... it is MUCH appreciated. Morgan
	Rachel


Jadzia20	Wed May 31, 2006 12:55 pm Post #7
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	wissaboo May 31 2006, 08:32 PM <_< But morgan, I will never be going to the washroom with you. I would



Rachel	Wed May 31, 2006 12:57 pm Post #8
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	Thanx Jadz See Wissa! :P Morgan happy Morgan :happy1:
	Rachel


nhranger	Wed May 31, 2006 12:58 pm Post #9
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	I avoid doing #2 in public bathrooms at all cost. Although there are very rare occassions that it can't be avoided. (I'm talking like 2 or 3 times a year) I guess its a mild phobia or something!
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


Jadzia20	Wed May 31, 2006 1:01 pm Post #10
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	Morgan May 31 2006, 08:57 PM Thanx Jadz See Wissa! :P Morgan happy Morgan :happy1: Obviously not in the same stall



Rachel	Wed May 31, 2006 1:04 pm Post #11
TOS Girl: All the Way! Posts: 7,613 Group: TOS 5000 Post angel Member #3 Joined: November 16, 2005	Jadzia20 May 31 2006, 01:01 PM Obviously not in the same stall You can do that? Morgan
	Rachel


Jadzia20	Wed May 31, 2006 1:05 pm Post #12
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	From what i have seen apprently it is possible



DamarLives	Wed May 31, 2006 3:02 pm Post #13
Unregistered	I like beer. oh, sorry, I just scanned through this, and do not want to sound like an ass. I poop and pee where I please, Is that what we are talking about? My son is very distracting...
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Jadzia20	Wed May 31, 2006 3:10 pm Post #14
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	even in the kitty litter?



DamarLives	Wed May 31, 2006 3:17 pm Post #15
Unregistered	i would NEVER do that! I eat kitty litter!
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Jadzia20	Wed May 31, 2006 3:18 pm Post #16
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus Posts: 14,514 Group: 10,000 post spammer Member #23 Joined: January 1, 2006	As a healthy nutrious brekafast?



wissaboo	Wed May 31, 2006 3:20 pm Post #17
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	I bet there is a lot of fibre in that.



Moon	Wed May 31, 2006 5:07 pm Post #18
Posts: 8,682 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #5 Joined: November 17, 2005	DamarLives May 31 2006, 05:17 PM i would NEVER do that! I eat kitty litter!



FlyingPope	Wed May 31, 2006 9:24 pm Post #19
Entrepeneur-in-Training Posts: 1,914 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #38 Joined: March 30, 2006	No wonder he has such shiny teeth - the granuals scrub all the plaque away!



FlyingPope	Wed May 31, 2006 9:26 pm Post #20
Entrepeneur-in-Training Posts: 1,914 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #38 Joined: March 30, 2006	wissaboo May 31 2006, 12:32 PM I have never felt a qualm sitting on a public toilet seat. Quick visual check for cleanliness is all I require. Checking for toilet paper before taking a seat is alway a good idea though. Many a time I have wished I had done that. <_< But morgan, I will never be going to the washroom with you. I'd go with you, Morgan! There are some very scary bitches in some of the washrooms, so if I went with someone who is 6 feet tall, I could get you to step on 'em.



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